HumanChessgame Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Has any British guy done a chav gimmick yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 As far as WWE guys who are supposed to be snappy dressers gimmick-wise, Wade Barrett has committed some absolute atrocities. That's some Guy Ritchie thug shit. But of course, it should have been obvious all along to whom we should turn for someone to get it right: Indeed. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Woodbine Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Albert Falaux was a French Olympic wrestler in 1948 who later wrestled professionally up to at least 1960. He looks like the guy Prince Devitt has been cosplaying as for years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Does he have Fergal's precisely combed forward at the edges hair to hide the hairline? Why do I notice these things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Does he have Fergal's precisely combed forward at the edges hair to hide the hairline? Why do I notice these things. Also known as the "Christian Cage". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Falaux does not look like the sort of man who would appreciate being associated with a dork in body paint. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Or maybe he would, he could have had some weird fetishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 He looks like Cody Rhodes as well. Yes, I know.....face-painted bodysuit man. But surely the resemblance is there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beech27 Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 He looks like Cody Rhodes as well. Yes, I know.....face-painted bodysuit man. But surely the resemblance is there. Bodysuit man, you say? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batboy Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGFanJay Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Stardust really shouldn't have to stalk his own wife like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 He's not stalking her, looking at her through a door is his fetish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Guys, he's in a timeout. Do your women not do this to you? Because it sucks...but they know when we need one and I respect their judgment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aricandover Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 How does Owen's gut rate on the Punk scale? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Green Meanie Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Since when was Wade Barrett's gimmick "snappy dresser"? "Guy Ritchie thug" sounds right up his alley. I always have, and always will like this look: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 I always wondered if he knew that jacket had sleeves. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGFanJay Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Perhaps he did and thought "this is inefficient! I NEED A CAPE!" And then he got one with handles LIKE A REAL MAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 I always wondered if he knew that jacket had sleeves. Hey, there was an awesome kayfabe reason for this. They said "Wade Barrett learned to wear his jacket like that on the street at all times so his arms would never be restricted in case he had to throw a punch." Badass. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty J. Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Has any British guy done a chav gimmick yet? There are those Scottish guys in ICW called the Bucky Boys. Or at least I think they are Scottish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamp, broken circa 1988 Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Has any British guy done a chav gimmick yet? There are those Scottish guys in ICW called the Bucky Boys. Or at least I think they are Scottish. "Buckfast Tonic Wine, commonly known as Buckfast or Buckie, is a fortified wine licensed from Buckfast Abbey in Devon and distributed by J. Chandler & Company in the United Kingdom and Grants of Ireland in Ireland. ... In Scotland, Buckfast is recognised as the favoured drink of neds: young males who are associated with hooliganism, casual sports clothing and stupidity. Its ties to anti-social behaviour, especially with drinkers under 18 years old, have been attributed to its very high caffeine content: each 750ml bottle contains the equivalent of eight cans of cola." So I'm gonna say 95% chance on Yes, Scottish. Also, I am bummed that there was never a heel tag team that took advantage of Sparks while that caffeine. So much promo potential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 So it's like a Scottish Thunderbird. Tremendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Woodbine Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 My belly just shuddered reading that about Buckfast. They're definitely Scottish, the gimmick is pretty much spot-on. Buckfast gets you fucked fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbat Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Me and my friend always talk about how cool of a character Bad News Barrett would be for a Guy Ritchie movie. He's always the one to deliver bad news to the mob boss. "Boss, I'm afraid I've got some bad news." "Jesus Christ Barrett! Every time I see your ugly Fuckin face I wanna put a bullet in it!" "It seems the Dutchman has made off with your hounds." Of course this leads up to a shoot out where Barrett bursts through a door with a bullet in his gut. "Boss, I'm afraid I've got some bad news..." and collapses. TAKE MY MONEY! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rovert Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Has any British guy done a chav gimmick yet? Darren Burridge did in the mid 00s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 So a Chav is a British guido? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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