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Or when I close it in.... mmm... let's say 2 days, I'll use this. -- Also, lol Jaxson Ryker's black half-sister also called him out for being a shithead.

LOL I just noticed the user previously known as ComingToAmerica changed his name to @RunningFromAmerica which is pretty appropriate.

Next time we have to close a thread, may I suggest we do it with these?

This one stood out on my time line. I love Kevin Owens.

Rahul fucking gets it Oh and in an interview with a different local network - he said the cops were literally beating people on his doorstep and said he just acted on instinct to let everyone in.

Me trying to navigate a conversation with my boss about the protests while holding onto my job I really almost slipped and said something out of pocket before he mentioned his sister's husband is a cop.

Regarding Gronk's heat Just to be clear - a non-trained wrestler wasn't sure about having to do a dive off a high object and he is the asshole Only in wrestling...

That absolutely needs to be the title of his bio. It's also not as long as other books, because he has half the pages they do.

imagine if these protesters were openly carrying firearms like those who wanted to go to Applebee's and get haircuts a couple weeks ago. This is fucked, and I hope you're all safe.

I am hereby banning Hulk Hogan and Linda Hogan from coming over to my apartment. Nick Hogan, too. Brooke can still come over anytime she wants. Holla.

Since Trump was elected, every time someone at work asks me anything remotely political, I look them in the eye and ask them as serious as possible, "Are you trying to get me fired?"

That's true. I manged to get him to sing Happy Birthday last June for a friend of mine, since he is a Genius fan. I emailed him the night before, he replied back with a personalized video 20 mins later. All for free. Nice guy.

You gotta hand it to him though, he was still struttin' and cuttin'. Gotta keep kayfabe.

There was a reason we were talking around things instead of straight posting Everyone can chill to lunch

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If looks could kill.

Bring back The Gambler too.

Julius Smokes with the Death Triangle would be sweet if we're digging way back to early ROH days.

It was nice of Gronk to put over the younger talent on his way out.

What does that have to do with my post? And if you can't tell the difference between working with the Bucks and working for the McMahons, you're not very bright or you're being intellectually dishonest to win Internet points or something. Call me when the Young Bucks support the Saudis, lay off wrestlers during a pandemic, kill a wrestler by doing a dangerous stunt on the cheap, and run Trump's reelection campaign.

http://slam.canoe.com/Slam/Wrestling/2014/11/11/22064341.html I don't like to talk about this, but my grandfather was an artillery gunner in World War 2 at Iwo Jima and Guadalcanal. He saw more than anyone should. I don't know why I'm saying this, I guess it should just come out. For him. Rest in peace.

This thread is about to reopen. Here's my lone warning to everyone. I swear to Christ. There have been protests blocks from my apartment. A vendor at work is being super shitty. I've lost more than one friend to the coronavirus. New York is under curfew and I'm going to sleep to the sounds of helicopters enforcing the curfew. So... I. Am. In. No. Mood. If you feel the need to be a shit head, just know that your time away will be long, if not permanent. There's enough bullshit in this world. Don't add to it.

Theory crafted the Sid v Wyatt funhouse - Starts in a wasteland. Sid in Lord Humongous cosplay. Wyatt as Mad Max. Car chase. Flash forward and Sid's face is on the side of a tall building. A Skyscraper if you will. Bray ignores him in favor of a building with the face of "Mean" Mark Callous on it. Flair comes in to back up Sid. Gives him a Horseman pep talk, only for Sid to run right into RoboCop! Back in the ring and Sid lauches Robocop out and over the top rope, only to have Bray grab onto Sid's arm and pull him from the ring and into the darkness once more! Sid then gets attacked by jobbers. He Powerbombs them until he is exhausted. All while Bray taunts him about being the true master of the world! Sid finally gets his hands on Bray but before he can do anything he is attacked by Papa Shango! "Right on Time" quips Bray as he hands Shango a pair of scissors. Sid is then shown in an adult diaper with stink lines coming out. **Insert Vince puppets with "Thats good shit" joke** Now Sid has had enough. He punches Bray in the mouth and climbs to the 2nd rope. He jumps off, boot extended. He lands! His body explodes! The Fiend appears and referee Wyatt declares Sid mentally unable to continue due to missing half a brain. The End.

There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen.

That's the best news I've read or heard all day.

Be a warrior.

Oh my god. This Mongo account is the best thing I've seen in the last few days.

I was just coming in here to say the Rick Rude and Steve Regal accounts are good but the Mongo account is the best thing ever.

I was going to make the argument for Ed Leslie so I went to Wikipedia to see how long he was under contract and: I have no response to that.

Lucha Bros w/ Vickie is a license to print all the funny money in the world. That would be hilariously eeeeeeevil.

If you squint your eyes it sorta looks like PWG, ca. 1971. The Old Bucks killing the business.

If you don't want to support MAGA dipshits, don't watch WWE. It's not that hard. The problem is systemic. Fish rots from the head, etc etc. I mean it's cool of Owens to punch down on an undercard asswipe I guess but he's still cashing checks from a guy who is buddy buddy with the current administration and whose wife/former CEO is actively running a Trump superpac. But yes by all means let's clown on Gunner because it's easy. I liked Kevin Steen a lot. Not sure about this Kevin Owens guy.

Also, Mookieghana now having a recurring presence on BTE is still the coolest and weirdest thing.

He does that night.

Reading that, I can't help but think Tito thought corporate expansion worked like expansion in a game of Risk. They needed to take Canada first, so they could get to Europe by way of Iceland!

Happy Pride Month, everyone! Candy Lee Jamie Senegal

I dunno man. I've been pretty fucking depressed. I work in mental health, and while I have historically been exceptionally skilled for the past 20+ yrs at keeping the trauma from coming home with me, I've been on work-from-home status since this COVID shit, so the trauma of those I work with has latched on to my surroundings. Everyone I talk to is terrified, at best, paranoid and panicky and suicidal at worst. It seems like all I want to do is sleep. But I like this place. I enjoy coming here. I appreciate you guys making this a pretty safe haven for none of that shit from out *waves hand* THERE to get in. Be safe and healthy, all y'all. Even the ones I got on block; just because you have shit opinions don't mean I want anything to happen to you.

The cops never do anything about Y'all Queda/Vanilla ISIS for some reason. I can't quite put my finger on it. Somebody once said if you want real gun control, get more African Americans into licensing and open carry. That's what happened in California back when ol' Ronnie was governor. The Black Panthers peacefully marched with weapons and, next thing you know, more restrictive gun laws were put in place! Imagine that.

It is impossible for me to keep up with everything going on anymore Was it well known that Hulk Hogan was banned from AEW? Only reason I know (and ask) is because Tony Khan just banned Linda Hogan too (and before you ask - yes it was for being racist) and refereed to Hulk being banned

Mojo needs to follow that out of context Mongo Twitter account and he needs to learn how to work like him. At least that would be entertaining.

As we end 1957, we're jumping ahead to some of our good friends from the crazy trampoline match, which a slight sub for injury. This one's Mota dos Santos & Pierre Payen vs Francis Louis & Jean Claude Bordeaux from 1971. Much more grounded and narrative-driven than the trampoline match. Still a lot of this: And a surprising number of bumps to the floor off of dropkicks: I usually hate giving these away but here's the finish to the first fall. Pretty novel stuff:

Police departments love to push the "a few bad apples" narrative when this happens and then let them retire and keep their pensions fire and prosecute the ones who get caught and it's such bullshit. There are systemic issues where police everywhere in all police departments feel like excessive force and outright murder are just standard procedure and they are never addressed. Every cop who beats someone, shoots someone, kneels on someone's neck until they die felt like their partners, police chiefs, and politicians had their backs. And they did. My wife asked why the other cops watching it happen didn't intervene and I had no answer outside of "they're all bad." The rest of the "a few bad apples" expression is "spoil the whole bunch," remember.

The thought that Jon Jones/Ngannou wouldn't draw a very high buyrate, perhaps not quite a million but dramatically higher than either would normally produce is simply silly. The two of them deciding "well if this fight is going to make a lot more money, we should probably get paid more" isn't silly at all and is just common sense. Like I think Jon Jones is a hugely talented fuck up who I think very little of as a person but he's not doing a single thing wrong here and I think some are blinded by their personal dislike of the man to the realities of this current particular situation.

While I generally disapprove of looting, one image that is indelibly burned into my brain is that of the gentleman proudly absconding with about ten bags of variously-flavored Doritos... Now I'm as fond of Doritos as the next guy, but as I'm more or less of a shut-in, Kathy does the shopping and it seems to me that Doritos are almost perpetually on-sale, but even when they aren't, I think they carry a store-stamp of $3.69, so this dude is looting a Wal-Mart for less than $40.00 in junkfood. While my taste is such that there is very little at Wal-Mart that gets my attention, I guaran-fucking-tee-you I can find something worth more than forty bucks, even if it just be multiple figures of Finn Balor.

Southside Jim PM'd me last week telling me he was tired of my "misanthropy" because I likened the people who are angry about stay-at-home orders to spoiled children (but I did acknowledge that this may be an insult to children, who tend to know better) Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Which reminds me- I created a Venn Diagram of people incensed at being told to stay at home and people who say George Floyd would still be alive if he just obeyed the law.