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*pours champagne into glass* *sets glass down* *drinks from bottle* ?

I think Adam Page's tweet about it might be the best one yet - especially since Mia Yim has a brilliant reply.

Package has been delivered.

Today in moves I forgot Rey did

Fuck Saudi Arabia.

Yeah, I still can't believe Buddy Murphy didn't make it into the second round, either.

It's those involved making the best of a bad situation.

He should be celebrated for that alone. Fuck Hugh Morrus

Also. . .

Punk telling the crowd to not buy into any "Us vs. Them" bullshit regarding AEW and WWE was wonderful. When he said, " You can watch both! And enjoy the wrestling!", I thought "Amen." In this age of DVR and streaming, the ideas of ratings wars and picking a side seem silly.

The Shadow is too embarrassed right now to to even speculate where this is going....

She's not gonna fuck you, bro.

Open the Cracker Barrel Champion

In a just world, Raw would have ended with Bayley and Sasha getting garbage pelted at them ala Hogan after his heel turn. Little girls should be crying. Protective dads should call for the death of Bayley -- the hero of their daughter who just broke hearts everywhere by turning heel and caving into Sasha's influence. But, instead, we get a bunch of doofuses (I'm assuming largely sexless, let alone without families) chanting YES! at such a villainous act. Wrestling fans are the worst. Still -- great friggin' ending.

I feel like Bobby Heenan when Hogan revealed himself as the third man in the nWo. Sure, I can bask in the glory of being right all along, but at what cost? Now I have to see more Bayley and Sasha on my tv. ?

I told you guys Bayley was acting like a heel recently!

I love all these variations on Total Elimination ?

We all know the real culprits here are Johnnie Walker and Jack Daniels.

They need to get in contact with this dude, quick!

Came for cute top 5 animal GIFs, left disappointed.

Being a better owner than Mike Ashley is a very low bar to set.

Corbin is solid. Corbin’s push and presentation are wretched. But he’s a big dude, can go a bit, is great at talking shit. I’m a fan. He’s unfortunately kind of the face of this boring, soulless era of Raw because of how much airtime he gets and his awful presentation, including the false promise of 10 dollar Endless Apps.

Seth turning on the Shield? Wrestling fans, or WWE fans anyway, don't boo or cheer wrestlers, so much as they boo or cheer wrestling. Wrestling booking, even. So a heel turn they think of as bad wrestling (breaking up an act they would have liked to stay together, for example) gets booed. Whilst a heel turn they wanted/ expected, that makes sense and sets up good things for the future, that gets cheered. Spend all those years telling people this is entertainment, you can't complain when they start cheering or booing based on whether they think something is entertaining or not.

Did you see Rambling Rabbit? Rambling Rabbit held a Help sign and Bray moved him aside.

They should just completely ripoff the Kanyon/Raven vignette from WCW, complete with Sasha turning to the camera and saying "Whatta mark."

I debated signing all my posts "The RIPPA knows" but then I realized I would have to ban myself after like 3 posts

That’s a sweet finish. They’ve come a long way.

Sami Zayn as Lio Rush 2.0 is pure garbage. He deserves better.

Would have never happened at Ribera's

BETWEEN TWO FERNS: THE MOVIE Starring Zach Galifianakis, Matthew Mcconaughey, Will Ferrell, Peter Dinklage, Benedict Cumberbatch, Paul Rudd, Tiffany Haddish, Brie Larson, Keanu Reeves, Jon Hamm, David Letterman, Jason Schwartzman, Adam Scott, John Cho, Chance the Rapper, Rashida Jones, Hailee Steinfeld, John Legend, Chrissy Teigen, and Tessa Thompson

The nearest Cracker Barrel restaurant to Craven Cottage is 3500 miles away. Blah blah foreign fans etc.

How about a bronzed cracker barrel they have to lug around?