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And he responds with coffee snobbery.

WITH A TEAR IN MY EYE...!!

Someone in the commissioner's office just called an audible that tells Belechik "It's over. You're losing to Van Doren. Get the answer wrong on the question about Marty."

As someone who doesn't like coffee at all, coffee snobbery is a complete mystery to me.

Philly just won the Super Bowl with their backup quarterback.

YES. The mother fucking Eagles won the goddamned Super Bowl!

DOUBLE A SPINE BUSTER

There being a Wawa on the corner makes that perfect.

Everything MAGA touches turns to shit lol

Fuck yeah. One of my oldest pals from Jersey who bleeds Eagles green flew out there for the game and I couldn’t be happier for him.

GLORIOUS

Guys Jason Mantzoukas seems to be the new voice of mucinix since TJ Miller is an actual grotesque creep and JM is only a pretend gross creep. Nice smooth transition! OK OK this is not as big as Cloverfield but...

Gronk can't jump, bitches.

I hate the idea that control means the ball has to be rock stationary pressed against the chest. That wasn't a bobble, he was shifting it in his grip. Good call....for once on a play like that.

I love that it's the Patriots with the chips on their shoulders. Fuck the Pats.

Corey should go full Heenan and start managing a slew of heels.

I like tea.

Well, now I finally get to find out if my hometown will be completely set on fire or not.

We don't count that one because of the taped practices. We did avenge that loss.

WHy is Todd Bridges carryng the trophy?

It makes me happy that Tom Brady's fumble is the reason they lost. Fuck yes PHILLLLLYYYYYYYY

No it wasn't. Tommy would have been challenged by another team during the trophy presentation, accepted, and then lost immediately.

FUCKING FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So it's the NFC East they can't beat

Holy fuck that was dumb. I"LL FUCKING TAKE IT!

This is why the Giants were so bad I’m guessing. Too much time spent on choreography.

Tide is killing it with those spots.

He made it clear she wasn't. Other than I Would Die For You... That was generic and dull. Twenty years later, I still don't get Timberlake. He's a way better actor.

Every time the camera is on Belechick right now he looks like Charles Laughton after someone asked him to sign a picture of Burl Ives.

I'm pretty sure if you call that on 4th down and make it then it should count double.

FOLES AIN'T DROPPING THAT SHIT!!!!!

Genuinely devastated that "Dundee" was just a tourism ad and not a real film.

I'm not getting excited about a lead until that clock reads 00:00

Me, tonight...

Probably. I mean, he was forced to retire from being an active wrestler due to concussions. Corey would sick Braun on Booker while dropping Pantera song titles during the mauling.

I'm not sure if he's there to protect her from us or us from her.

Duuuude, I've thought for the longest time that Mastodon playing Blood and Thunder to lead into Braun's theme at WM would be the best thing ever. Hell, just buy the rights to Blood and Thunder and make that Braun's theme music.

I really want Braun to get an awesome WM entrance one of these days and the perfect band to play him out would be Mastodon. Of course, that would mean he'd have to lose his match b/c as we all know, an elaborate entrance is the kiss of death at WM. I can't really think of anyone who's had a band play them out and won at WM.

Bruce Allen and Dan Snyder acting petty? Here is my shocked face

Your newborn will be in college. You won't be retired.

On a slow re-watch on SNME and it really strikes me how truly great Honky Tonk Man. Great promo, good chickenshit heel. The promo he cuts on Savage and Liz before the Main Event in '88 (Hogan and Andre II) is glorious and then then him, Sherri as Peggy Sue and Jimmy all ham it up and dance in the ring. It's just glorious heel shit. He's def one of the wrestlers that you can't appreciate as a kid and I always remember purists sniffing at how cartoon character his gimmick was but he's quickly going up my list of favorite 80s WWF acts.

I'm a midnight tugger!