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One of these days there's going to be a thread called "Dean Ambrose Dumpster Fire Thread" and it's going to actually be about someone starting a fire in a dumpster.

In hindsight, the concussion test should have been administered as soon as Bryan started lobbying publicly for a Wrestlemania match with Dolph Ziggler.

Noooooooo. Come on salmon jacket...

If he's wearing a pink jacket, we'll know it's a work.

The end of the night's going to come and instead of Bryan, Rey Mysterio's going to come out and everyone will boo.

Sorry if any posted before.

From the Detroit Fairgrounds to Met Life Stadium I saw him live. #ThankYouDanielBryan What the fuck is wrong with you?

Or, ya know, she loves her husband and went out there because of that.

ShinigamEVerified account ‏@WWEBigE After each of the first 3 shows of my very first European tour, Bryan yelled at me for punching him in the nuts. #ThankYouDanielBryan

I re-watched (listened to) Edge's speech. If it's real, then I'm sad, but so be it. But for god's sake don't chant "ONE MORE MATCH". People doing that while Edge was explaining his neck injury can get fucked.

I'm pretty sure at this point, DB could shoot someone on 5th Ave. in New York and still be employed

If this is the next sequel - I am all fucking in

The problem with the ignore feature is that it doesn't matter if you ignore someone because every time the person you ignored says something awful you can count on seven people to quote the awful shit because it's so fucking awful that they can't help it.

Please stop. Jesus.

If this is the end I (and many more of you guys) got to follow Bryan Danielson from ROH to closing out WM30 as champ and it was fucking awesome.

Same as it ever was

Or just about his ring work.

Speaking of the Nexus, if DB wants out of his contract, just choke out Michael Cole by his tie.

This is an even more elaborate work than Vince sending Punk to UFC to ruin their credibility.

I like to remind people that Scott said, I'm the middle of a promo, "if you make me rice, I'll make ya scream twice." It just kinda came out of nowhere. Like, what a fucking giver that guy is.

I was there. No one booed his wife. Quit making shit up just to be a contrarian dumbfuck.

I hope they reveal him as the Higher Power.

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Note how cleverly he conceals the scalpel behind his back, the brazen son of a bitch.

Hey, at least he stood the field a congratulated the winners last night, unlike that one guy the Colts used to have when they lost to the Saints.

If there's a Johnny Cash middle finger standing in for you tomorrow, I'll be grateful.

Who put Amish Roadkill in the dryer?

Too many syllables. Wife Pool Mansion! Wife Pool Mansion! He's not Foley yet. He'll figure it out.

Deep down my biggest fear is that if he never works again (which is good to any sane person) he's going to turn into a wrestling Norma Desmond, and we're going to find some young indie guy floating in a pool in a few years while he screams "I'm ready Vince! I'm READY FOR MY MAIN EVENT!!!! I AM BIG...IT'S THE RING THAT GOT SMALL!!!!!"

I friggin' love it when we have to guess "work or shoot" in wrestling. It's the new kayfabe. Daniel Bryan has been the ultimate case of this since his debut/firing. It's great and I'm really excited to watch Raw tonight. Case for a shoot: Obviously hurt by injuries over the years. Case for a work: Sweeps week at an arena in his hometown a few weeks away from WrestleMania. Case for we have no idea: The various reports from various doctors.

Braun Strowman kills him to get heat Braun vs Taker at mania

KO hitting an apron powerbomb on Bryan tonight would get riot-like heat.

Turns out Daniel Bryan cutting his hair and trimming his beard is the wrestling equivalent of a hockey player getting his teeth fixed.

Is this a legit retirement or a Mark Henry retirement? I am kinda hoping it is real. If Bree was my wife, I would kinda like to spend the rest of my off-career with her standing up under my own power and not sporting a neck brace. Get out while you can still walk unassisted and you don't have brain damage.

What we expect from professional athletes is funny when you think it. Personally, outside of entertaining me, I don't expect shit. They're human, like me. Can be smart, like me. Can be silly, like me. They bleed, like me. They breathe, like me. They will die, like me. They just happen to be really good at something that someone is willing to pay them a lot to do. I think I also have some ability that will one day make me rich, but I haven't discovered it yet. One day, though. But this they make so much money, we have expectations! trope isn't logical. We don't have it for billion-dollar corporations who steal Grandpa's pension or a government who gives our fellow person lead-laden water to drink. But these athletes are treated differently than the rest of us! They have disappointed us, they must be shamed! That's our fault, folks. Stop acting like these men and women are demigods and maybe we'll get somewhere on this topic.

I'm going to close this with the knowledge that Phantom Lord and EVA think that a guy who literally is shortening his life for our amusement doesn't have enough heart because: 1. He didn't dive after a football that he couldn't have recovered (and later dove for it anyway) or 2. He didn't answer questions about the biggest loss he's had in his professional life the right way. Y'all. Congratulations Denver.

I could make the same comment about you yelling at Patrick for making the comment Maybe I need to stop be so subtle on my requests for people to use the ignore feature EDIT - That was obviously to Craig not Random

The concussion thing was a smokescreen for Vince not letting Bryan back on TV until he got a fucking haircut.

How is this man not your Wrestlemania main eventer?

Yeah, I went there:"@dannykanell Let's just ask the big question: How many cases of CTE did your father sweep under the rug with the Dolphins?" (Context: Kanell's father was a team doctor for the Miami Dolphins during the "rub some dirt on it" era regarding concussions. I don't expect an actual answer, BTW)

I don't drive drunk. But I'm going to watch this clip of Helen Mirren berating me later when I'm alone for...other reasons...

Be wary of who you're discussing Female wrestlers with.

Having been in a house that got HBO for awhile in 1984-1988 or so, I've seen GREASE 2 probably as many times as I've seen STAR WARS. It was like a daily loop on HBO: MIDNIGHT MADNESS GREASE 2 THE FOUR SEASONS

As a wrestling fan, the first inclination should always be a work. Its a business built on a lie and fooling its customers. If it turns out to be real, like with Edge, you say "okay. I was wrong."

Salmon. SALMON!

Angle alert

They do this 1-2 more times, they'll probably veer into "social event" that can be talked about ten years from now on "I love the 10s"