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Less about Andrew, more sympathy toward SirFozzie and his mom. Please.

https://www.facebook.com/video/embed?video_id=541258389298864 Best part of the game IMO

All being recorded somewhere by Microsoft for future extortionpurposes.

I'm going to say ending a PPV like that is not what's best for business. Rhodes family though... THAT was awesome.

PRO BONO.

there's still time for him to throw some horrific game ending interception yo

I'm back from Bermuda where I was waited on hand and foot, went to some of the most beautiful beaches on earth, and had some of the most delicious meals of my life. Now I'm back in New York. It's rainy, foggy, and damp... And the Dolphins lost. Football, and all of you, can die.

If you look at his previous posts in this thread, this isn't an isolated incident.

Andrew, unless I misread what you wrote.. you started out by saying the girl was cute and a little chubby. By the end of your story she is this disgusting creature. You came off sounding a little too much like the guy who gets rejected and says "fuck her, she was a slut anyway!" It sounds like what she did was shitty but maybe tone it down a little on the insults...

"lol I'll just pretend you said penis"

Yeah, "He's entitled to go down for that" is the worst phrase in the last 5 years of football.

Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV?

Vacant is still more interesting than Alberto Del Rio.

This is all you need to know about this ppv.

Raider fans being Raider fans:

Listen, and understand! That Denver offense can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

186) WHEN WE WERE KINGS 1996 - 202 Points - 5 Votes (Highest Vote: #16 JR Goldman) DIRECTOR: Leon Gast STARRING: Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, Don King Placement On Original List: #187 (6 Votes) IMDB ROTTEN TOMATOES (98%) WIKI NOTE FROM RIPPA - "And you're always talking about, "Muhammad, you're not the same man you were 10 years ago." Well, I asked your wife, and she told me you're not the same man you was two years ago!"

The important thing is that we're raising money for cancer research by spending money on custom pink gear instead of, you know, donating it to fucking cancer research.

Has there been more than one October this year? Man, I miss all the good stuff.

So.... once you get an apartment that has a shower, while you're using that shower you get bonus RP for singing into your headset. This is real.

Stone, right?

Bad News Barrett should just be Wade Barrett walking around delivering actual bad news to people. For example, they can have R-Truth challenge someone to a match for a future date in Canada, and then Bad News Barrett can appear out of nowhere, and deliver the bad news that R-Truth isn't allowed in Canada due to his criminal record.

*hums fat guy in a little coat* No shortage of Great British Shows being horrible American remakes Well, the Brits did fuck up That 70's Show, so, hey, it goes both ways at least. There can be only one Red Forman and only he can say "Dumbass!" like he does. For reference: Some people watched That 70s Show for whatever Eric and the gang were up to. I watched because of Red motherfuckin' Forman talk about putting boots to asses. Almost makes me wish someone could convince Kurtwood Smith to wear that shirt. Now, if only there were someone, ANYONE, from the board who would have worked with Kurtwood Smith in the last year...

Yeah the weight thing was my issue too. Otherwise its a fairly typical Saturday night in the mid 2000s for me.

Its German for the matt schaub the. . . .

182) THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 1990 - 207 Points - 4 Votes (Highest Vote: #10 Rippa) DIRECTOR: John McTiernan STARRING: Sean Connery, Alec Baldwin, Scott Glenn Placement On Original List: N/A IMDB ROTTEN TOMATOES (95%) WIKI NOTE FROM RIPPA - DA! DA! DA!

184) COOL RUNNINGS 1993 - 203 Points - 4 Votes (Highest Vote: #19 KJC McMahon) DIRECTOR: Jon Turteltaub STARRING: John Candy, Leon, Doug E. Doug Placement On Original List: N/A IMDB ROTTEN TOMATOES (74%) WIKI NOTE FROM RIPPA - John Candy, Leon and Doug E. Doug so totally sound like a jobber WAR 6-man

Yeah, you're probably right. And while what Bald Bombshell said is mostly true, I have more respect for women that just say what she thinks regarding any chances with her like "I'm sorry you're not my type," "I'm not that into you," or "Sorry not interested." I just don't have time for games with women, 'friendzoning' or not. How much respect do you figure women have for a guy who goes from "She's chubby but cute" when there's a possibility of sex to "Get on a treadmill, fattie!" when knocked back?

12-0. Maybe 16-0. Watching the replay now. We have to complete the process of the recovery now? This fucking league. Yeesh. A good three quarters of the most laughable rules in north American pro sports are cornered by the NFL at this point. #1! #1! #1! Considering the NFL's primary function is as a Television Show/Facilitator of Gambling, it's very useful to have an esoteric, confusing, and contradictory rule book you can always pull something out of at the last minute to keep the "wrong result" from happening. Yes, I'm still bitter about the Tuck Rule.

Tell your team to take care of their own business, bub.

I read this and "Chinese Takeaway" by the Adicts just started playing in my head. Thanx man! Much appreciated. Haven't read the next couple pages, so carry on

I don't know man. My introduction to wrestling was right around WrestleMania V (later on I would go back and rent older VHS tapes to see what happened prior to that)... and it wasn't too long after that where Bret started breaking out as a singles performer. EVERY kid I knew was a Bret Hart fan. Nobody cared about Hogan anymore. By '94 I didn't know anyone other than myself and one other kid who still followed WCW.

The only reason I want to watch Gravity is the chance of seeing Clooney and Bullock die in an excruciating manner.

Doing Bagwell vs. Booker in Tacoma, WA was a king sized mistake. Pretty sure they were in the south the following week.

Show should challenge Triple McGavin to a winner take all match at the Tour Championship.

Barrett & Sheamus: The Hooligans. Put them with Finlay as a mouthpiece, and with Hornswoggle to take bumps like KeMonito or Mije, and you have a winning team. That is an fn license to print money. "We're from Brittan, and we like to fight". That is amazing.

And just like that the Davey Richards rumors make more sense...

Leak that the guy is in drug rehab and THEN try to trade him. Tampa Bay deserves to suck.

91-92 is my probably my favorite season of all time. Among SNL freaks 86-93 is generally considered the best years of the show. Even beating out 75-80. Sandler was only a featured player in 91. 93/94 and especially 94/95 is where he started to hog air time Does anyone really think SNL was ever consistently good. I don't think it's possible to actually produce that much sketch comedy every single week and everything be gold. Everybody agrees that people like Tina Fey, Amy Poelher, Will Ferrell, Kristen Wiig, Seth Myers, Jason Sudekis, and basically most of the people on the show are hilarious super talented people, but based on the format some times it is going to suck. I also think that celebrities as a whole are less versitle now than they were in the past. A host that can't keep up with the rhythm of the comedy can really drag the show down. I think it still serves its purpose despite the fact that I never really watch it.

Odds are pretty long because... 1) It's Wednesday 2) There aren't enough Aces & Eights left to mug AJ Lee much less AJ Styles

She's not girlfriend material dude. Maybe if she'd have gotten you a PS4.

"Hi, I'm Cillian-" THANK YOU YOU'LL HEAR FROM USCongratulations Cillian Murphy, you're our new Batman!*Cillian gets excited*That's what I'd be saying to you if you weren't that half inch too short. NEXT!