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When will people learn that a camera and some editing software don't make you a fucking documentary filmmaker? That's a terrible idea for a documentary. Who gives a shit? All sorts of people oppressed in this world and some dude is worried about how wrestling fans are perceived? Fucking ridiculous.

Walt Jr. will come around when he realizes how many breakfasts that money can buy.

Nice touch: Jack tries to negotiate with Walt for his life and Walt shoots him without a second though. Similar to Walt pleading for Hank's life and Jack not hearing a word of it. And I think the most impressive thing about the finale is that Walt essentially made a robot to wipe out a bunch of Nazis and it still manages to not seem ridiculous.

Is it bad that I legitimately thought CM Punk was so clumsy that he actually botched jumping over the guardrail?

I meant to comment on that last night, but didn't. He's very much shot like a ghost for the first half of that episode. A scary one, then a sad, benevolent one.

I'm glad someone else said that, so I don't have to be the dick that started a political hullabaloo. But yeah, fuck the Susan G. Komen foundation.

Tasers, Ladders, and Chairs? Tasers, Ladders, and CLAIRE

As requested:

So that's like nine H's, right?

He's obviously going to be a carpenter, guys.

I, for one, am eagerly awaiting FSW's outrage at HHH smarky insider digs at Dusty about Florida, NWA, and old gimmicks no one remembers. Because, he HAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTEEEEEEESSSSSSS that stuff, right?

Even HHH's poster can't help but bury people.

Maybe the money thing works out and maybe it doesn't. The important thing is that it's Walt's hail mary to make things right. At this point, it's his intentions that are hugely important, not the results. Sky may not get a deal from the DA's office via the lotto ticket either, but the important thing is that Walt has made an effort at redemption. Also, can we talk about him stalking through Elliot and Gretchen's house like Jason Vorhees? Amazing. I love that so many of the scenes featuring Walt were shot to make him seem like a thing that didn't even exist.

My fantasy booking for that is kinda similar. Bray Wyatt was taught the ways of the world by Sister Abigail. But who taught Sister Abigail? Jake "The Snake" Roberts, that's who. He's been talking about how he wants to be in the Rumble next year. This would be the perfect way to bring him back.

As great as is it that WWE is doing this to help awareness for Breast Cancer, I hate that they work with the Susan G. Komen foundation as they are basically a big scam. Hardly any of the money they make goes to actual research for finding a cure, with a majority of the money going to their own internal branding.

https://community.wwe.com/hope/news/wwe-goes-pink-susan-g-komen I'm glad the WWE's doing this again like they did last year. Worthy cause. Fuck Cancer.

We had a dinner for my class reunion over the weekend. My good friend here learned the hard way that he's no spring chicken anymore as about half the bar spent the evening getting their picture taken with him...like so. P.S. This was taken at 10:30 in the evening, party started at 9.

two typos in the We're Not Dumb declaration. good show old boys

The booking meetings would always include FSW petitioning for Punk to be relegated to jobber duty while everyone else reminds him that Punk doesn't work for TNA.

Yeah, particularly the latter fight. Here's my attempt (with little sleep) at the ten best fights in UFC history listed in the order they happened. 1. Randy Couture vs. Pedro Rizzo, UFC 33 2. Forrest Griffin vs. Stephan Bonnar, The Ultimate Fighter I Finale 3. Matt Hughes vs. Frank Trigg, UFC 52 4. Randy Couture vs. Tim Sylvia, UFC 68 5. Anderson Silva vs. Chael Sonnen, UFC 117 6. Frankie Edgar vs. Gray Maynard, UFC 125 7. Dan Henderson vs. Mauricio Rua, UFC 139 8. Chan Sung-Jung vs. Dustin Poirier, UFC on Fuel 3 9. Wanderlei Silva vs. Brian Stann, UFC on Fuel TV 8: Silva vs. Stann 10. Jon Jones vs. Alexander Gustafsson, UFC 165

In one of Dave's tweets last night he wrote the phrase "functional man on man strength" I think that could easily not mean when he thinks that means

Meanwhile...

The one that made Robbie Brookside betray Steven Regal using the power of post hypnotic suggestion...

NAILED IT. BEST IN THE WORLD.

Speaking ofwriting letters to porn stars

To go further we find out that long ago Mike Rotunda signed Bray over to Sullivan in some sorta dark pact. Mike offered Bo Dallas but Sullivan was like "uh, no you keep him."

Now I'm picturing Hogan in the Sting role, and all I want in this world is Hogan dropping down from the rafters already in leg drop position on to a prone Scott Hall.

Did any of it bury any active competitors?So its not the the same as calling Brodus a bojangles act and Bryan a pandering idiot? Good stuff.Ironic that Bryan's pandering act has made him a hundred times bigger than Punk ever was. Unflinching. Irrepressible. I salute you, sir.

I have no idea if that Orton's typical shirt but at least someone is doing the "I will not wear an all pink shirt" gimmick.

How much fucking swagger does Dustin have coming out in a suit with the Golddust makeup? He reminded me of lucha guys who walk around in suits with their masks still on.

The previous system was perfect, and any change was inherently awful.

Had no idea HHH had a shirt with something "smarky" on it. "Damn right i'm over"

My wife's take: Jesse knows where Todd and Jack buried the money. Or he has some leftover Walt money. Or Saul money. He heads back to that rehab with Wynn Duffy and sets up his new life. He's presumed dead, and he can start over. When the heat dies down, he heads back to the compound, collects the rest of the money and starts his own rehab somewhere. And he's got the best damn drug stories anyone's ever heard.

I caught up today, and I'm glad I was able to actually finish this season without worrying about being spoiled. Jesse getting Todd with the Anton Chigurh/Jabba the Hut treatment felt so satisfying after him shooting Andrea in the back of the head. As far as best show ever conversation goes, it is about as different from The Wire in scope as possible which makes them very hard to compare. I think I still take The Wire, but this shit was fucking good. Where The Wire was the broad story of an entire city, Breaking Bad was the narrow story of Walt and Jesse. The theme of The Wire was no matter how much the characters change, the story stays the same. This was basically the exact opposite. Breaking Bad showed how one person's actions can change the lives of so many people. Walt went from bumbling chemistry teacher, to an inept meth cook who was in over his head, to a criminal mastermind and finally a loathsome hero. Every step of the way all, the supporting characters are more and more affected until eventually all of their lives are ruined. The beginning of the show was basically a dark comedy, but throughout the five seasons as the character's stakes grew higher and higher the comedy was snuffed out until eventually every episode left you raw. The long term storytelling on this show was masterful, and part of me is glad I watched it all over the last couple of months. The wait between seasons would have sucked.

"Elliot, if this is how this is going to go, you're going to need a bigger knife".

That would make this season the most and least interesting season of all time. The Seahawks are still kicking ass though. I know I'm biased, but the Browns turning into team *shoulder shrug* fuck it, is my favorite storyline going forward. They've faked two kicks, and pulled a surprise onside in their two wins, and I hope that they keep it up. I want them to pull out all of the stops, with trick plays, more fake kicks, and basically any and everything that would make every team worried about losing to some bullshit ass play.

Or you look like American Balloon. (Please understand this is not a knock on AB, who I know has posted here in the past and seems like a hell of a nice guy.)

I don't even need to kick the cat up the arse, he's a dickhead.

Sting should have gone over clean as a fucking whistle at Starrcade. It's insane that he didn't. Insane.

Is that someone I should recognize with Foley? "WRESTLING BUBBLE"

Everyone in that picture but Flair looks like a shitty Gangrel cosplayer.

FSW should be along any minute now.

If this results in Hogan doing the Big Show "You are broke" stuff with the crying and bellyaching, this garbage will be worth it

When called on his crummy performance as Santa, he would say Santa is not real. Then blame the AOL/Time Warner merger.

Remember that episode of the Tick where he lost his antenna and couldn't walk?

When I look at this picture, I imagine the sounds of police sirens, gun shots, a woman screaming, and a husband yelling at his wife because she brought Pastamania home for dinner again followed by a single gun shot.

Duggan's like "YEAH! PUT ON WORKIN' FOR THE WEEKEND!"