MGFanJay Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 GREAT POWER UTI HAS SPOKEN Nigeria ban incoming. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Can someone explain why the black delegation hasn't DFA'd Tiger Woods yet? At the very least, include him in a package for someone else, or do a 1 for 1 swap for John Daly or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Almost 38 years old and I'd still be the last person picked in a gym class/draft. Sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Can someone explain why the black delegation hasn't DFA'd Tiger Woods yet? At the very least, include him in a package for someone else, or do a 1 for 1 swap for John Daly or something. Honestly, he never came to the barbecues. He never danced in the Soul Train line. He stopped winning tournaments, and we kind of forgot he exists. Seriously, after that cablanasian thing, we stopped inviting him to stuff. Why invite someone somewhere they clearly don't want to be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 That's like the Cubs relegating Edwin Jackson to the bullpen and then rarely using him and even they eventually wound up DFA'ing him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafkonia Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Okay, I read the latest leaked part of that tape, and what they hell is a "half-gay"? Does it mean they have some European blood in them? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Okay, I read the latest leaked part of that tape, and what they hell is a "half-gay"? Does it mean they have some European blood in them? Ask Big Fresh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Okay, I read the latest leaked part of that tape, and what they hell is a "half-gay"? Does it mean they have some European blood in them? That depends on what shade of pastels he's wearing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Okay, I read the latest leaked part of that tape, and what they hell is a "half-gay"? Does it mean they have some European blood in them? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I wonder if Hogan should be expecting a tweet/email from a Nigerian prince. I hear Power Uti might be able to help with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeCristyV.1.6 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Whoa, stealing someones running Joke Yano is extra lame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Can someone explain why the black delegation hasn't DFA'd Tiger Woods yet? At the very least, include him in a package for someone else, or do a 1 for 1 swap for John Daly or something. Whites already drafted Tiger as per the Chappelle skit.. The only golfer the Black delegation might be interested in trading for today is Lexi Thompson, but I will have to consult with the elders on who we would offer in return. In the 200th round of the Racial Draft, The Black delegation officially selects Mark Ronson. We're still working on getting Nak. Asians are tough negotiators. Mother fuckers want Big E and a future draft pick.in the early round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great ML Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Whoa, stealing someones running Joke Yano is extra lame! Harpo says hello. That is, if he could talk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamp, broken circa 1988 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 So this tape contains -Hulk Hogan being racist -Hulk Hogan being homophobic -Hulk Hogan being totally naked -Hulk Hogan fucking so did the first person to watch this tape just spontaneously combust? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brysynner Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 So this tape contains -Hulk Hogan being racist -Hulk Hogan being homophobic -Hulk Hogan being totally naked -Hulk Hogan fucking so did the first person to watch this tape just spontaneously combust? No I'm pretty sure Bubba was just jerking off as he was recording it 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 So this tape contains -Hulk Hogan being racist -Hulk Hogan being homophobic -Hulk Hogan being totally naked -Hulk Hogan fucking so did the first person to watch this tape just spontaneously combust? Sadako at least gave you seven days before you died.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 People who you should be skeptical of... People who want you to have sex with their wife while they watch. People who call themselves "The Love Sponge" People who ask a judge if they can show up to court wearing a bandana. Dudes a little too close to their daughters. Dudes who have blonde hair on their head and in their mustache, but somehow have a jet black beard. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 You know what would be a fitting end for Hulk Hogan? If he continued to make sex tapes until he gets his head bashed in by one of his hanger-oner's, most likely Beefcake, just like Bob Crane of Hogan's Heroes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Dudes who hang out with Brutus Beefcake 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Brutus Beefcake 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Dudes who hang out with Brutus Beefcake So....Greg Valentine would fall under what will now be known as "The Beefcake Protocol?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brysynner Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 People who you should be skeptical of... People who want you to have sex with their wife while they watch. People who call themselves "The Love Sponge" People who ask a judge if they can show up to court wearing a bandana. Dudes a little too close to their daughters. Dudes who have blonde hair on their head and in their mustache, but somehow have a jet black beard. I count at least three of these I can see Vince McMahon fulfilling. I could see Vince letting people bang Linda while he watched I could see Vince wearing a bandana to court, especially when he was ECW champion And as we know from the McMahon DVD (which oddly enough is one of the few DVDs not on the WWE Network) he might have been a little too close to Steph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Dudes who hang out with Brutus Beefcake So....Greg Valentine would fall under what will now be known as "The Beefcake Protocol?" If you needed someone to tell you to be skeptical of Greg Valentine, you might be on this list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Dudes who hang out with Brutus Beefcake So....Greg Valentine would fall under what will now be known as "The Beefcake Protocol?" If you needed someone to tell you to be skeptical of Greg Valentine, you might be on this list. He broke Wahoo's leg. WHO ARE YOU TO DOUBT GREG VALENTINE? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Sweetser Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Damn it, I won't have you people sullying the good name of Greg "The Hammer" Valentine. Dude's got his own holiday, for fuck's sakes. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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