The Natural Posted March 12, 2018 Author Share Posted March 12, 2018 9 minutes ago, Technico Support said: If you're the type of jacked dude that makes Vince feel a little funny in the grapefruits, that automatically reduces your number of strikes by 1 for every 8 months you stay clean and retain a certain level of jackedness. Mandatory: 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinit Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 13 year old me throughly enjoyed Missy's run in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 4 hours ago, RIPPA said: Okay - hold up Y'all need to remember that an arrest is NOT a Wellness violation. A Wellness violation is for a failed test. The WWE could still go ahead and suspend him since they can play fast and loose with arrests. I mean the one Uso just had a DUI earlier this year and missed a week. And Jeff didn't violate the alcohol clause of the policy because he wasn't drinking alcohol within 12 hours of performing at a WWE event. WWE's idea of a "wellness" violation seems kinda, maybe, possibly overly specific. It's almost like they were trying to draft a policy that had lots of loopholes that would allow the company to look the other way while maintaining the company line about substance abuse. But, nah, that's crazy..... (Note: Being crazy is also allowable under the wellness policy) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Pretty much the WWE has no official policy when it comes to drunk driving. Of course - neither do any of the sports leagues so clearly this is a time when the WWE will claim it is a sport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Doesn’t the XFL supposedly have that policy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Well clearly Jeff Hardy can't be drafted by the XFL now 1 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Damn it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 I guess we won’t get the Carolina 2Xtreme now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peck Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Blew a .25 according to Meltz, over 3 times legal limit. Edit: Actually, TMZ reported it and F4W quoted them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 I feel for Jeff, he was doing so good with sobriety too. Hopefully he gets back on track and doesn't spiral out of control. Addiction is a funny thing man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 I know we have recovering addicts on here who I admire and respect for their candor and persistence, but my patience for people who do this shit when they have kids is thin. My old man used to pick me up from elementary school and make me keep him company at the bar until he was good and lit up, then he'd drive us home, so there's some personal prejudice. But even if Jeff isn't doing it around them, that level of irresponsibility is scary for someone who's a parent. At the very least he doesn't care about people driving around in other cars with their children. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 I'm not condoning his actions, I think he's an idiot for drinking and driving. When I use to drink I was as guilty of it as anyone else. I somehow never got a DUI. I think it's shitty that the dude was doing so good and fucked up again. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Oh my. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Somebody's pissy about his blood fucking with his paper. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 ^ That sounds like a Dylan line. (great, new page, again, with a stupid reply) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 17 minutes ago, PetrolCB said: ^ That sounds like a Dylan line. "I offered up my innocence to her...she repaid me with scorn! Now only America can gimme shelter from the storm!" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVA Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 This Hardy comeback run has been snakebitten since day one(-ish). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 I want a 2018 version of Festus with Mojo. He needs to take Ritalin. But he chooses not to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 2 hours ago, (BP) said: I know we have recovering addicts on here who I admire and respect for their candor and persistence, but my patience for people who do this shit when they have kids is thin. My old man used to pick me up from elementary school and make me keep him company at the bar until he was good and lit up, then he'd drive us home, so there's some personal prejudice. But even if Jeff isn't doing it around them, that level of irresponsibility is scary for someone who's a parent. At the very least he doesn't care about people driving around in other cars with their children. I have compassion for addicts. I feel bad for Jeff but also disappointed. Now I'm going to veer off topic and talk about my friend Rick. Personal shit follows. When I was a kid, my mom started a daycare, as much as a means of our survival as anything after my dad left and never paid a dime of child support. One of the families were watched were Billy and his younger siblings, twins Leyna and Rick. I was the same age as the twins, so, naturally, Rick and I became friends. I was just a little kid, so I didn't realize what was going on. But their parents would pick them up at our house after work, drive to the bar, and leave the three kids in the backseat while they drank for hours. They'd bring them back the next day in the same clothes, unbathed until my mom cleaned them up. So on and so forth. As we grew up, they eventually didn't need a babysitter anymore of course, and Rick and I remained friendly but drifted apart. Different interests and all. About a year and a half after we graduated, Rick got in a fight with his asshole alcoholic father, and decided to sleep in his van. This was Michigan winter though, and it turns out my friend's old third hand van had a small hole in the exhaust line. Nothing he ever noticed driving around town, but over several hours, while asleep, it leaked into his van and killed him. I, unfortunately, was unable to attend his funeral. Less than six months later, Billy managed to kill himself by crashing going over 90 mph. Every time I go to the local cemetery to see my grandpa's grave, I stop at Rick and Billy's. They are always, even now over 15 years later, covered in more decoration than any other in the entire graveyard. You can see the parental guilt right in front of you. And every time, I feel a fresh wave of absolute hatred at those terrible parents, and crushing grief for Leyna. I feel bad for addicts. I realize it can be so fucking hard to stay clean. But if you do that shit to your own children.... 1 3 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Celebrity DUIs kinda piss me off because it's like, dude, you're rich!! Just Uber!! I take em everywhere when I'm fucked up, and I'm just a regular guy 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 I know posting during RAW is a no go, but I saw the announcement about the Women's Battle Royal... Tell WWE to go Fuck WWE, seriously. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 If Vince could name something after Jimmy Snuka, he would 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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