piranesi Posted March 14, 2017 Author Share Posted March 14, 2017 Some of Seth being weak is on them. Some on him. Some not. A lot is unfair. Some isn't. - His babyface promos have been whiny and unlikable (part his fault, part the writing) - In people's memories, during his title run he was always weak and only won with HHH's help (not his fault but fair from audience perspective) - Despite like a year run carrying RAW, people now see him as made of glass because his legs keep shattering on him before Mania (not his fault and unfair) - He was BURIED repeatedly by Stephanie and HHH in promos where he basically talked big and then was made to cry on camera when they pointed out what a bitch he was (not his fault but fair criticism) - Once he lost their backing he also continued to lose and has fallen out of the title picture proving they were right about him (not his fault but fair) - His whole motivation as a "good guy" has just been to get back at people he hates, which is a heel motivation. He never actually did anything "heroic" to warrant the turn - His stupid fucking hair and face 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 15 minutes ago, Craig H said: Get ready for Mick Foley to save Seth at WM, making Seth look even weaker. If they tried to make Seth look half as strong as they've tried to make Roman look, he'd be fine, but they just keep cutting his legs out from underneath him while trying to push him as a big deal. At this point, how am I supposed to look at Seth as being any stronger than, say, Sami Zayn? But have we considered, fuck Seth Rollins? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Victator said: But have we considered, fuck Seth Rollins? After those nude pics came out sure, but my prayer circle helped me get past it. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Iron Yuppie Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 3 hours ago, zev said: The same place where Savage and Steamboat rehearsed. Where Hogan and Warrior tended to their choreography. Where Brock and Goldberg now spend their Tuesdays and Thursdays. Parts Unknown. Tear down the cockpit door, BILL GOLDBERG. Move aside the two pilots who have already made the sacrifice. TAKE DA CONTROLS AND TURN THE PLANE INTO A NOSE-DIVE, BILL. GOLD. BERG. And soon, you will find yourself *snarls* At the WWE Performance Center in Orlando. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Iron Yuppie Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Also, Stephanie is basically the original Sheik at this point. HHH's run from late 2002 to Mania XXI was awful, but she's past that point. We've reached a level of heel dominance to a degree I don't think ANYONE is going over her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Victator said: But have we considered, fuck Seth Rollins? After his nudies: let's say we don't want no short (redacted) man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterien Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 The Heyman hype promo for Lesnar has really ran its course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 2 hours ago, The Iron Yuppie said: Also, Stephanie is basically the original Sheik at this point. HHH's run from late 2002 to Mania XXI was awful, but she's past that point. We've reached a level of heel dominance to a degree I don't think ANYONE is going over her. If Stephanie starts throwing fireballs, wrestling in barbed wire matches, and being as crazy as The Sheik; I might be able to let her dominance slide. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 I missed this: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 11 hours ago, James F'n X said: Even Steph's kids names sound like something from the NXT Name Generator. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 It's actually from a fairy tale.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Are we sure it's not an obscure motorhead lyric? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 After seeing what HHH and Steph named their own kids, their right to name wrestlers should be revoked. Who named Kassius Ohno? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 39 minutes ago, Victator said: Who named Kassius Ohno? Quote SLAM! Wrestling has a short interview with recently released NXT star Chris Hero at this link. In the interview, Hero said that the name "Kassius Ohno" was something that he came up with after the first list of names that he submitted got rejected. He said that he wanted his initials to be "K.O." and that he felt "Ohno" was easy to chant. "I thought Kassius was a strong name on its own that even if they dropped the Ohno, it was still a good name," Hero. said. "Visit Wrestling Inc.I found out later that 'Ono' is the Japanese word for 'Axe.' Given what's happened, it's strangely appropriate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 'Aurora' and 'Rose' on their own aren't bad, but if you say 'Aurora Rose', it sounds like a dog that's trying to imitate human speech. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 15, 2017 Author Share Posted March 15, 2017 Just now, Roman said: 'Aurora' and 'Rose' on their own aren't bad, but if you say 'Aurora Rose', it sounds like a dog that's trying to imitate human speech. I think it sounds like the name of a sharpshooter in a wild west show from the 1920s...and that's pretty great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 On 3/14/2017 at 2:08 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said: I've been slightly disappointed in Corey lately. I don't think we got any Pantera references at Fastlane or the past two Raw's. He's saving it up for when Matt Hardy re-signs and he can use an "I'm Broken" reference. It's a slow build. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 2 hours ago, Roman said: 'Aurora' and 'Rose' on their own aren't bad, but if you say 'Aurora Rose', it sounds like a dog that's trying to imitate human speech. "Auror-uhh Rose-uhh..." /Trips 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 1 hour ago, PetrolCB said: He's saving it up for when Matt Hardy re-signs and he can use an "I'm Broken" reference. It's a slow build. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 16 hours ago, Rev Ray said: Are we sure it's not an obscure motorhead lyric? If HHH and Stephanie have a boy, you know Papa H will want to name him Lemmy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 16, 2017 Author Share Posted March 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: If HHH and Stephanie have a boy, you know Papa H will want to name him Lemmy. I'm sure Stephanie can at least talk him into the more formal Leomward, at least on the birth certificate. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Lemmy Levesque doesn't have a bad ring to it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 11 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: Lemmy Levesque doesn't have a bad ring to it. Watch that be his Southpaw Regional moniker. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 I could see HHH convincing Stephanie to name their kid, Ian, which was Lemmy's real name. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 On 3/14/2017 at 3:58 PM, Phantom Lord said: I just realized with next week's RAW in Brooklyn and them running BRAUN vs. Roman at the Barclay's, we might finally get some DIE ROMAN DIE chants. Braun is gonna be a mega face. Brooklyn loves dudes who just destroy guys. Plus, the beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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