Pete Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Norton is 55 and looks like he never left NJPW. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 I would have swore he died years ago. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbarrie Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 He did. He no-sold it. 24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george young Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 17 minutes ago, Kuetsar said: I would have swore he died years ago. . . My thoughts on this post 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 If Thunderlips hadn't have banned already, any response he could've made to the above post would've probably done it. As for the ad itself, why didn't he put "You can" in all caps along with the "See Me"? Would've made the Cena joke work a bit better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 After no-selling death, he powerbombed the shit out of it and went off to find Ernest Miller. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 I would hope numbers are drawn for Magfest, complete with post drawing interviews from the participants. Maybe Val Venis will have one of the mystery, nostalgia act spots. ...and a video package of the participants narrated by a coked up announcer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintedbynumbers Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 If Sunny and Missy Hyatt aren't at Mag fest is it really a Mag fest? I am tweeting Missy the deets now. Prior to Mag fest we are SWINGING by Starbucks to grab a latte from Noah 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 15 minutes ago, paintedbynumbers said: If Sunny and Missy Hyatt aren't at Mag fest is it really a Mag fest? I am tweeting Missy the deets now. Prior to Mag fest we are SWINGING by Starbucks to grab a latte from Noah If Tony is involved, it will be the biggest Magfest in the history of Magfest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 1 hour ago, AxB said: Probably a distinctly high level of talent difference between the modern guys and the crap Big Daddy and the big guy could put on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 So there's a photo of a man in tights that insists on being called Daddy, but it has nothing to do with the "wrestlers using Tinder type apps" conversation. Do I have that right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 23 minutes ago, zev said: So there's a photo of a man in tights that insists on being called Daddy, but it has nothing to do with the "wrestlers using Tinder type apps" conversation. Do I have that right? There is literally no position in which those two bodies fit together for intercourse. It's like trying to make weeble wobble porn. Also...DON"T GOOGLE "WEEBLE WOBBLE PORN" I thought it would be funny but I can report that IT IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 If a weeble wobbles in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it, does it leave a stash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 3 hours ago, Ace said: Hopefully the one Rumble that doesn't feature a skin-the-cat spot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 I feel bad for whoever beats the Warlord's record. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 Any chance Hogan and Metallica play the Magfest Rumble? (I'm assuming Hogan will be there. Why wouldn't he?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 Is it breaking the theme when Jimmy Valiant shows up? It's just that I hear he's got a secret strategy for clearing the room and winning that replica belt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 1 hour ago, PetrolCB said: I feel bad for whoever beats the Warlord's record. Santino? Edited to add: Oh wait, this isn't the Royal Rumble thread. My bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 Forgot about that. All I remembered about Santino and the RR was that he and Del Rio were the final two. Uhh, hey, it said "gazebo" in the listing and I thought of this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omega Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 ohno! You should spoiler that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 Remember when Booker fought Big over the right to use the letter T on Nitro? Assuming I didn't imagine that, just think of the potential fight over the right to use the letters KO on RAW. Spoiler Here folks, have a match for putting up with my umpteen puns in various threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt788 Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 Scott Norton looked like a freaking concrete super hoss tank goddam cast iron shit-house in that battle royal. Could you imagine being Cheeseburger and being told you are in a match with that monstrous ultimate bearmode audacity? ...and dickhead Billy Gunn? ...and Big Mike the powerbomb machine?? Not much happened in the battle royal and it's just wrestling but Cheeseburger is pretty brave to even step in that ring. ...and it was stupid that Liger got eliminated and then eliminated Tigermask 4 afterwards. They should have made Tigermask 4 the referee in the Tiger the Dark match instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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