RIPPA Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 10 minutes ago, Rev Ray said: We're fat shaming a baby... To be fair - I was fat and short shaming Hornswoggle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 The HUD on Vangaurd 1 (v. 1), lists Brother Nero's facts: Finishing Manuevers: Swanton Bomb, Phony Twist of Fate Other Attributes: Selfish Traitor, Miscreat, Likes to Play Guitar, and Paint, Likes Motorcycles 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 35 minutes ago, hammerva said: Great, Alvarez ruined my storyline of Reby cheating on Matt with Senor Benjamin to set up the match for Bound for Glory. I mean they did look pretty chummy together It's the one angle Vince would be kicking himself for not doing first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffSnackwell Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Sister-in-law sat down while this was on and was wondering aloud if what she was seeing was actually on T.V.? My brother made it that much better by telling her it was backyard wrestling when she could tell it wasn't WWE. I think she halfway thought it was syndicated local crap. She also couldn't wrap her head around the "Hardys Compound" as if these fuckers were fighting on some state farm like Angola. To put it in context this is somebody who recently binge-watched that Pretty Little Liars mess so we're dealing with someone whose tolerance for pointless contrived nonsense is very high but their mind was blown and perception changed forever by "The Final Deletion Of Brother Nero." Spoiler Speaking of Pretty Little Liars, I keep hoping "A" is revealed to be none other than "Double A" Arn Anderson and he shows up just to spinebuster and DDT the hell out of these stuck-up little bitches. Not that I've seen very many, but I understand A has been like 16 different people. Plus Ole was the voice of the Black Scorpion so Arn being "A" would be in keeping with family tradition. But that's neither here nor there. Anyhow good show. The only thing missing was Marek from No Escape on hand to emcee the evening's festivities. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Maxell's hair matching Matt's was a highlight. I need to watch the whole thing again. I love that Matt has invested in so many drones. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Matt going all Cyberman with the "DELETE, DELETE, DELETE" at times during the match is also being slept on. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffSnackwell Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 I also had to explain to my brother that Broken Matt is apparently a highlander now with some sort of severe brain damage due to spending his centuries on Earth abusing every drug ever known to man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 35 minutes ago, The Natural said: More like: I hope to some day experience 1/10 the physical enjoyment that Matt has riding that lawn mower through Brother Nero's front yard. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nofuture Posted July 6, 2016 Author Share Posted July 6, 2016 At this point, TNA should just move to Cameron, NC and tape at the Hardy compound. They'd save a lot of money. Just throw everyone into the Hardy-verse and make Senor Benjamin the General Manager. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Play that there violin and Jeff Hardy shall appear. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 If Broken Matt summoning Brother Nero with a violin isn't parodied by at least 1 Lindsey Sterling song, Devil Went Down to Georgia, and both Nakamura themes on Violins by noon EST, I will be dissappoint with the Interwebs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterien Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 "Your beloved yard is about to be.....BROKEN!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterien Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 4 minutes ago, Raziel403 said: If Broken Matt summoning Brother Nero with a violin isn't parodied by at least 1 Lindsey Sterling song, Devil Went Down to Georgia, and both Nakamura themes on Violins by noon EST, I will be dissappoint with the Interwebs. Its on twitter somewhere. Death to All Marks has it up im sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 This thread/topic is golden. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 On full rewatch 3: - love the latin guitar music as we go to the Fiesta for Maxel's first birthday. - I think Bix pointed out on twitter, the sign "Happy Birthday Maxel" is signed "Love Momy + Dady" - I noticed the Brother Nero Facts on a previous run through but just noticed the "Phony Twist of Fate" listed as a finisher - Jeff's known Aliases: Charismatic Enigma Willow Jimmy Jack Tompkins Masked Mountain disappointed Wolverine and Jinx Brother wasn't on that list. - OK, with the obvious camera on V.1.... Can someone do a remix of The Final Deletion like it was the music video for Duran Duran's A View to a Kill. OH! They even Dance into the Fire. MAKE! THIS! HAPPEN! - I'm just glad Jeff didn't somehow hurt himself during the drone motorcycle chase... then again, after the swanton out of the tree onto the ladder... - I almost wanted Matt to do the Dr. Evil pinky thing when he announced Jeff's lawn was about to be broken. - Senor Benjamin doing the wind test before putting the fireworks in the ground. FUCKING GOLD. - I feel like there should have been some reference to needing fuel for Nero's kingdom to burn when Matt gives Senor Benjamin the leftover gas... - Come on internet: I want Violin Matt memes. Suggestions: Devil Went Down to Georgia, Cotton Eyed Joe, That song fiddle song Kahn Jr. plays that Kahn loves so much on King of the Hill, Turkey in the Straw - Good thing Jeff's hair was wet because he probably would have burnt his hair on that superplex spot. - Matt just ends up with the kendo stick. I'm guessing they didn't want to show him vs. his toughest enemy... the bottom rope. - The rib bite... just so random.... - 11 minutes in, I just noticed that Jeff has something tucked into his belt on his right hand side. Not sure if it's part of the belt or a luck charm or who knows. - 15 minutes in... why does the dilapidated boat have a flash light in it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Wilson Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 I loved how they kept in mistakes. They could have re-shot or re-edited but they knew part of its charm was not being perfect. Like at the end you can see Hardy testing out the lighter as Hardy went up, or the mentioned ladder spot (I still have no idea if he was supposed to completely miss Matt or not). I thoroughly enjoyed all of it, something that you don't want to see for two hours but so bizarre and unforgettable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Missed Matt making the V. 1 hand gesture when his Hologram was telling Jeff he was speaking to Vangaurd 1 (v.1) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Other highlights from last night 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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peterien Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Imagine showing this to diehard Hardy Boyz fans that stopped watching wrestling back when Matt & Jeff were at their peak. "This is what happened when you gave up on us!!!!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red is Dead Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 That hairspray/mousse combo in his hair was gonna come back to haunt him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 "Love Momy and Dady" had me rolling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joseph2112 Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 8 hours ago, Rev Ray said: There are chuck-will's-widows calling in the background during the fireworks fight. I am not sure if they were added post but I noticed them too. At this point they should just give Matt the belt and have him keep it at the compound, Apocalypse Now style. Then Dixie can send her minions in to try to recover it unsuccessfully until Jeff returns and we get "Deletion 2" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Beginning at 1:40 sums up the Hardy feud pretty well. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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