Elsalvajeloco Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Judging by the stat line Tebow's gotta be pretty close to a lock to get cut this week right. 1 for 7, -1 yd, 1 INT, rating of 0.0. I guess he has 30 yards rushing but he's just taking up roster space as a QB right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Jesus fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 That's one less yard than my deceased grandmother threw for tonight. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Judging by the stat line Tebow's gotta be pretty close to a lock to get cut this week right. 1 for 7, -1 yd, 1 INT, rating of 0.0. I guess he has 30 yards rushing but he's just taking up roster space as a QB right now. THAT is bowling shoe ugly. . .WOOF. After his inevitable cut, he ought to go to the UFL, he bring his "star" there and maybe his nutjob fanbase could leave the NFL alone for awhile. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APO Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 His biggest wankers like Bayless are already making excuses for him on Twitter. It's glorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 You assume Belichick signed him ever intending to have him throw a pass in the regular season. He'll be lining up opposite Gronk in the 2-TE formation week 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Watching Tebow play keeps my own NFL dreams alive. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ape Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Judging by the stat line Tebow's gotta be pretty close to a lock to get cut this week right. 1 for 7, -1 yd, 1 INT, rating of 0.0. I guess he has 30 yards rushing but he's just taking up roster space as a QB right now. THAT is bowling shoe ugly. . .WOOF. After his inevitable cut, he ought to go to the UFL, he bring his "star" there and maybe his nutjob fanbase could leave the NFL alone for awhile. . . The UFL est morte, dude. Let him fuck off down to Florida and get a Congressional seat, I say. But then CNN will fall all over themselves to declare him the Second Coming of Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Judging by the stat line Tebow's gotta be pretty close to a lock to get cut this week right. 1 for 7, -1 yd, 1 INT, rating of 0.0. I guess he has 30 yards rushing but he's just taking up roster space as a QB right now. THAT is bowling shoe ugly. . .WOOF. After his inevitable cut, he ought to go to the UFL, he bring his "star" there and maybe his nutjob fanbase could leave the NFL alone for awhile. . . The UFL est morte, dude. Let him fuck off down to Florida and get a Congressional seat, I say. But then CNN will fall all over themselves to declare him the Second Coming of Christ. Goes to show how much I know about it; never saw any coverage so I couldn't tell the difference. . . Maybe Sheiky can humble him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 You assume Belichick signed him ever intending to have him throw a pass in the regular season. He'll be lining up opposite Gronk in the 2-TE formation week 1. Lets not get ahead of ourselves by calling what Tim Tebow does as a "pass". I would describe it as more of a "failed shakey pigskin object launch". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Watching Tebow play keeps my own NFL dreams alive. Is that why were on the Transaction Wires this morning? New Oakland Raiders 6th string Long Snapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sublime Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 You assume Belichick signed him ever intending to have him throw a pass in the regular season. He'll be lining up opposite Gronk in the 2-TE formation week 1. There's not a lot of room for him at TE any more either. With Gronk, Ballard, Fells, Hoomanawanui and the emergence of Sudfeld the battle to land a TE spot is gonna heat up. Of course there is the chance that Belichick has a role for Tebow that he hasn't actually shown in pre-season and is waiting for the regular season. Or the signing could have just been due to McDaniels asking repeatedly like a small child and finally Bill did it to shut him up and eventually cut Tebow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ape Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 20 years from now, a Pats linesman will admit on ESPN that he pulled a Lomas Brown and let Tebow get Theismann'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Belichick will probably use Tebow as some hybrid QB/FB/TE for a few plays every game to keep opponents on their toes. Which is fine, no harm can be done there. That gif looks like a combination of a shot put throw and a duck falling to Earth after getting hit by 12-gauge buckshot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Belichick will probably use Tebow as some hybrid QB/FB/TE for a few plays every game to keep opponents on their toes. Which is fine, no harm can be done there. That gif looks like a combination of a shot put throw and a duck falling to Earth after getting hitting by 12-gauge buckshot. With throws like that, LB's could be feasting on him, if lines up behind center; if he lines up at WR or RB for a trick play, he migh do a little damage, but not much. It will say more about the Pats than Tebow if he makes their final 53. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newb82 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 You assume Belichick signed him ever intending to have him throw a pass in the regular season. He'll be lining up opposite Gronk in the 2-TE formation week 1.There are two obvious problems with this idea:1.) You can't just switch positions in a snap. There's a reason why it's rare. Also, Tebow may be a good runner for a QB, but not for a TE, plus we have no idea if he catches passes any better than he throws them.2.) The Gronk isn't going to be playing for a while longer because his arm is still fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrag Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 I see him more as a change of pace RB/FB who gets a few carries a game. Maybe one or two games with 5+ carries and a few games with 0. They successfully used Aaron Hernandez as a RB at times and surely Tebow can fill that role. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newb82 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 I think, given his insistence that he play QB, him ending up unemployed is much more likely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 If the Patriots want to dedicate a roster spot to a Mike Vrabel-like goal line specialist and ONLY a Mike Vrabel-like goal line specialist, that's their madness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 You know what I think the plan with Tebow is? Put him on the team and sell jerseys. When the Pats make enough profit, factoring out the cost of his contract, he'll be shown the door. If Belichick can use him, great, but I bet no one in the office thought about that shit when they got him. And I bet the amount of time Belichick is spending on trying to figure it out is minimal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APO Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Aren't jersey sales split between every team in the league? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Judging by the stat line Tebow's gotta be pretty close to a lock to get cut this week right. 1 for 7, -1 yd, 1 INT, rating of 0.0. I guess he has 30 yards rushing but he's just taking up roster space as a QB right now. That's hardly the worst throw you'll see on any given Sunday. All that is is a miscommunication between QB and receiver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Aren't jersey sales split between every team in the league?Then the conspiracy theorist in me says Goodell decided the Pats were next in line to carry the cross. Keep this guy in the league till the money dries up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 It would be hilarious if Tebow got passed around from team to team over the next decade just to squeeze money from his fanbase. Just like a collection plate in a church. There's gotta be some irony in that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Judging by the stat line Tebow's gotta be pretty close to a lock to get cut this week right. 1 for 7, -1 yd, 1 INT, rating of 0.0. I guess he has 30 yards rushing but he's just taking up roster space as a QB right now. All that is is a miscommunication between QB and receiver. The receiver is under the illusion the back up quarterback can actually play quarterback? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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