Raw 11-23-15 is Dream Sequences and Jamborees

[MGFanJay]

Fucking awful show. Just boring shit from beginning to end, outside of the divas match and a brief sign of life with Heath Slater being amusing. Main event was okay, and at least Barrett gets to be used in a main event angle again - so hopefully they make the most of this and at least gets some new acts heated up.

 

http://jayreviewsthings.blogspot.com/2015/11/wwe-raw-11-23-15.html

 

Screens - 

 

 

 

 

 

Kofi with the best hair in the company

 

 

Viva La Paige

 

http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/eo50dqd0ryi2o5z8j5sxdmi4oxpro373

[Nice Guy Eddie]

Paige's tits were the stars of the show.

[steve]

That was very far from awful. Your review blows.

[Buy Me a Burrito]

That was very far from awful. Your review blows.

Don't you dare besmirch Matthew Creepshot Jay!

[Death From Above]

Easily the best RAW in a month. Great main event.

 

Easily the least boring Authority promo since I started watching again. I'm sure it's a coincidence it's the one where Triple H talked the least.

 

Plus there was a dream sequence involving Torito, a cowboy hat, and a hamburger.

 

Worst thing about the show was HEY IMAGINE IF FUCKING NEW DAY ACTUALLY WON A MATCH. Liked most everything else in some way.

 

Good crowd too. Nashville is alright.

[Burgundy LaRue]

I thought it was pretty good.  Some rough spots, but lots of decent work throughout.

 

Any show with a New Day Country Jamboree automatically gets a pass from me.  Jay ain't no unicorn!

[Niners Fan in CT]

Did they just debut a new Euro stable or nah?   One time thing?  I know they've all teamed together frequently over the past couple months.

 

 

I don't know about this..

[HumanChessgame]

Apparently Heath Slater and Jack Swagger are still employed.

 

Then there was that segment with Henry, JBL, and Torrito.

 

 

Good to see the writers are going back to the "all heel divas have to be crazy for no reason" storyline.

 

I can't believe I'm typing this, but I actually kind of dug the opening staredown between HHH and Reigns.  A program with the two of them culminating in a match (or maybe even a tag if the Rock decided to participate) would actually not be the worst thing in the world, aside from the tedious promos it would no doubt create.  Plus it would have Roman do something outside of vying for the world title, which could possibly placate the people who say he shouldn't be there.

 

Main event was decent enough.  This Team Europe faction could be good.

[SirSmUgly]

I only saw the New Day part.

 

Thank you New Day for getting revenge for that West Texas Rednecks "Rap Is Crap" shit. It took like sixteen years, but it was worth the wait. 

[Death From Above]

If they are doing a Euro stable can someone please tell America that the Irish and English hate each other? I don't think anyone has strong feelings about Bulgaria so Rusev can do whatever he wants.

[steve]

 

Did they just debut a new Euro stable or nah?   One time thing?  I know they've all teamed together frequently over the past couple months.

 

 

I don't know about this..

 

 

I'm not usually one to do the Vince impersonation posts, but as soon as I saw that, I pictured him backstage --

 

"YEAH! DO THE STRUT! THAT'S IT! WOOOOOOOO!"

[ChrisM]

Enjoyed most of it. The Rusev-Barrett-Sheamus faction could become my favorite trio since New Day, if they do it right. And Roman vs Rusev was way better than Roman-Dean at SS. 

[Overly Critical Man]

Did they just debut a new Euro stable or nah?   One time thing?  I know they've all teamed together frequently over the past couple months.

 

 

I don't know about this..

It looks more like Charlotte's trying to do Scott Hall's old WCW choke slam taunt of The Giant than the Flair strut.

[piranesi]

It looks like that time Hermann Munster got dosed by Gradpa on happy potion.

[bink_winkleman]

New Day is carrying the company. And they didn't even have a match. Holy shit this was terrible television. They have no clue how to deal with these injuries. I started watching again in 2011 and this is far and away the worst it's been since then.

Why do I watch, you ask? Because I'm far enough behind on NXT that it's a lost cause and because I'm sick of watching the Patriots. And the thought of watching anything but football or rasslin on a Monday is heinous.

[Burgundy LaRue]

I was going to say Bride of Frankenstein chasing after Boris Karloff as he runs off with their dowry.

[Patrick B.]

Monday nights have become a fine time to catch up on housework.  I caught up on dishwashing, dusted my living room, AND cleaned my stove.

[SolidGoldBomb]

Byron - Perhaps Heath will be sipping turkey through a straw

Cole - Wild Turkey, that is

JBL - Aw, Heath needs some Wild Turkey

 

Did Zeb Coulter say people were talking about Meximerica on Grindr? 

[Overly Critical Man]

[Nice Guy Eddie]

Byron - Perhaps Heath will be sipping turkey through a straw

Cole - Wild Turkey, that is

JBL - Aw, Heath needs some Wild Turkey

Did Zeb Coulter say people were talking about Meximerica on Grindr?

I could use some Wild Turkey after sitting through two hours of Raw. Thankfully, I wasn't home for the first hour. If I had, I might be blackout drunk right now.

[Burgundy LaRue]

Did Zeb Coulter say people were talking about Meximerica on Grindr? 

 

Yep.  Hilarious stuff!

[cool arrow]

Some people actually don't like the New Day.

 

I know, I don't get it either.

[Nice Guy Eddie]

Imagine how much worse things would be if we didn't have the New Day.

[Charlie M.]

New Day was great and I'm happy to see Rusev back.

 

I just can't get into the Roman/HHH stuff at all. It was like the Authority's "greatest" hits complete with making fun of HHH for standing behind Stephanie. Same old shit.

[Kyuubi]

Some people actually don't like the New Day.

 

I know, I don't get it either.

I hate the gimmick and it bothers me like hell, but I commend Kofi, Big E, and Woods out of making sugar out of shit.