Dolfan in NYC Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 God bless the Deadspin "Why Your Team Sucks" series: Matt Ryan in a bra. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 In fairness, it seems to look good on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 GOD DAMN IT. Miami's starting safety Reshad Jones has been suspended for 4 games for a PED violation. Fuck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChesterCopperpot Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 The Giants’ offensive lineman who was involved in the final handoff of David Wilson’s career has been suspended by the NFL. Eric Herman will open the regular season serving a four-game suspension for a violation of the NFL’s policy on performance-enhancing substances. Wilson ran into Herman in practice two weeks ago, and suffered the second stinger of his career, an injury, coupled with his spinal stenosis, that led to his retirement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted August 8, 2014 Author Share Posted August 8, 2014 Free preview of Red Zone tonight if you want to watch your preseason football that way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newb82 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Fucking Panthers celebrate a TD by playing Bon Jovi. I hope they go 0-16. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted August 9, 2014 Author Share Posted August 9, 2014 Fucking Panthers celebrate a TD by playing Bon Jovi. I hope they go 0-16. You will have to settle for them missing the extra point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 I saw cubsfan tweet the bears' telecast is as bas d apparently as Washington game last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Jimmy Clausen is the 3rd string QB for the Bears and playing pretty good. That is an odd sentence to type Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APO Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 The announcing hasn't been nearly as hideous as the Niner defense and fuck Blaine Gabbert too. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovchunky Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 I saw cubsfan tweet the bears' telecast is as bas d apparently as Washington game last night. The first ten minutes of the Bears' telecast made about as much sense as this reply. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brysynner Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 The announcing hasn't been nearly as hideous as the Niner defense and fuck Blaine Gabbert too. He's your problem now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted August 9, 2014 Author Share Posted August 9, 2014 Denard Robinson also scored a TD last night With the Jags having like 842 guys being injured - Robinson seems to be quietly assuring that he will be get playing time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APO Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 The announcing hasn't been nearly as hideous as the Niner defense and fuck Blaine Gabbert too. He's your problem now Caldwell's a damn miracle worker. No other way to explain how he managed to get a pick for Blaine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Linval Joseph got shot at a night club in Minneapolis in the early hours of this morning. Apparently he'll be back at practice later this week, because 1) it was a "minor" injury, and 2) Linval Joseph's wallet is the one that says "Bad Mother Fucker" on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stennick Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Shouldn't the new Fantasy Football league be up already? Seems like it was started in July last year or maybe I'm just missing it somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 I think so Stennick. Usually they are up pretty early so it gives the slackers time to get in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Man you can tell the NFL Network is REALLY REALLY excited for the start of the Lions preseason tonight Wait a minute the Lions resigned Dan Orlovosky to compete for #2 QB? Either Manziel has put on about 30 pounds of bulk on him or he is wearing every piece of protection possible under his jersey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newb82 Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 JOHNNY FOOBAW gets in and the Browns go 3 and out, with him getting stuffed on a designed run on 3rd and 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRGoldman Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 JFF looking pretty good. The rest of the Browns offense not so much, although I did like Dion Lewis' Ernest Byner inexplicable fumble tribute act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newb82 Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 This Browns broadcasting team in a nutshell: the PBP guy LOSING HIS SHIT because FOOBAW ran for a yard to barely convert a third down before grudgingly admitting that he should have just dumped it to his wide open fullback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawful Metal Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Wow. Texans suck. Who knew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 I only saw the highlights and analysis of the Texans game but it seemed to me that Clowney was really good stopping the run but really clueless on the pass. That isn't a good sign if true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 The Lions won a meaningless game against a terrible team last night. I am fully prepared for that to be a top 5 highlight of this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cole Miner Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Just finished the Eagles game. Nothing of note really outside of Jordon Matthews will need to stop dropping passes. Also Chip Kelly has a really odd way of moving his mic up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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