Jump to content
DVDVR Message Board

FAT MAN TOP 50!! Pimp your fatboy


Recommended Posts

In lucha, Popitekus deserves a spot along with Porky, but I'll leave main supporter Phil to make the case for him if he cares to.

 

I am sad that Adrian Adonis would be easily disqualified. We might have to make a top ten of guys that just blew the fuck up, like him and Foley. It'll be like an "honorable mention" list. 

Link to post
Share on other sites

No one in the last 15 years come close to Umaga....there aren't many matches that top Umaga/Cena at Royal Rumble. Fantastic in every respect: the character, aggression, athleticism, the MANAGER, moves.....just awesome..

Link to post
Share on other sites

 

i nominate Fat Fuck Barrel Boy, on name alone.

 

I second this.

 

"A big fat fuckin' fat guy in a barrel. What could be better?"- Violent J

 

As easy as it is to write them off, sometimes ICP really knows what real wrestling fans want.

  • Like 3
Link to post
Share on other sites

Killer Tim Brooks!  Which leads me to ask when there will be a Balding Psychotic 50.

 

 

Brooks wasn't that fat.  Plus he sold his spot on this list to Larry Zbyszko.

 

Vader is the best big man ever, the list is him with a buncha other guys.

Link to post
Share on other sites

If we're filling out a top 50- Cannonball Grizzly is pretty great, specifically his last 10 years or so smushing guys around Europe. What I like is that he's not content just mashing his lard into folks, he's also got the dastardly cheating and insulting the crowd stuff too.

"I may be fat but at least I'm not Austrian, shut it"

This has Mexx in it too, as Max Moran, they seem to work each other a lot. Butlins holiday camp is heated. The wee girl reacting all through the match and especially at the end is fantastic too.

 

Link to post
Share on other sites

Balls Mahoney wishes you a merry Christmas!

 

 

 

Ho Ho Ho

 

 

So.. much... red.  I sure hope there isn't a ...

 

Link to post
Share on other sites

I wonder whatever happened to our man Osamu... It seems like forever ago when DEAN would wax poetic about him

 

James

Link to post
Share on other sites

are we counting Bray Wyatt as fat for the purposes of this list? I'm guessing Barry Windham never got into fat boy country in the 90s

 

There are only two kinds of people who wear Hawaiian shirts: Gay guys and big fat party animals and Bray Wyatt doesn't like a gay man to me.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...