Curt McGirt Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 In lucha, Popitekus deserves a spot along with Porky, but I'll leave main supporter Phil to make the case for him if he cares to. I am sad that Adrian Adonis would be easily disqualified. We might have to make a top ten of guys that just blew the fuck up, like him and Foley. It'll be like an "honorable mention" list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bourdain Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 No one in the last 15 years come close to Umaga....there aren't many matches that top Umaga/Cena at Royal Rumble. Fantastic in every respect: the character, aggression, athleticism, the MANAGER, moves.....just awesome.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorbladeKiss87 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 i nominate Fat Fuck Barrel Boy, on name alone. I second this. "A big fat fuckin' fat guy in a barrel. What could be better?"- Violent J As easy as it is to write them off, sometimes ICP really knows what real wrestling fans want. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 I'm just going to use this as an excuse to post Abby matches. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIH4af4-XrI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tujwmXw6D6Q Part 2, 2:50. Sheik's "DOO HOO!" reaction to Abby. You'll plotz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Scott Steiner nominates Samoa Joe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimLivingston Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Okay, I'm gonna say it. Dick fucking Togo. I know he got all in shape and what not, but fuck it. He's gotta be a part of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Because this is DVDVR, Dick Togo is, despite his total weight, an absolute lock for the top ten. Honorary FAT BOY~. No need for pimping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodear Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Killer Tim Brooks! Which leads me to ask when there will be a Balding Psychotic 50. Phil Hickerson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistah Na1m4rk Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Killer Tim Brooks! Which leads me to ask when there will be a Balding Psychotic 50. Brooks wasn't that fat. Plus he sold his spot on this list to Larry Zbyszko. Vader is the best big man ever, the list is him with a buncha other guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Woodbine Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 If we're filling out a top 50- Cannonball Grizzly is pretty great, specifically his last 10 years or so smushing guys around Europe. What I like is that he's not content just mashing his lard into folks, he's also got the dastardly cheating and insulting the crowd stuff too. "I may be fat but at least I'm not Austrian, shut it" This has Mexx in it too, as Max Moran, they seem to work each other a lot. Butlins holiday camp is heated. The wee girl reacting all through the match and especially at the end is fantastic too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Crossbones from Chikara I wanna nominate Big Donnie of 5 Dollar Wrestling fame. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Edwin Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 I know Dick Togo doesn't qualify, but if he did, you know he'd easily take this as he's just above everyone mentioned here by a pretty big margine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOTNW Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Since fat girls count too here's Morishima: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tiv-QsFzYfo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8blWptIyNU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEgiemvuioE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Mickie James? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodear Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Balls Mahoney wishes you a merry Christmas! Ho Ho Ho So.. much... red. I sure hope there isn't a ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 You can't mention Balls Mahoney without mentioning Axl Rotten http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2evy_vhZJP0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mookieghana Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 BUNDY~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.H. Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Does Osamu Tachihikari qualify as fat or just... odd? James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted May 13, 2014 Author Share Posted May 13, 2014 Definitely fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.H. Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 I wonder whatever happened to our man Osamu... It seems like forever ago when DEAN would wax poetic about him James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 If that guy that Flair was always pointing to doesn't at least get honorable mention, there is no justice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 are we counting Bray Wyatt as fat for the purposes of this list? I'm guessing Barry Windham never got into fat boy country in the 90s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Z Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 are we counting Bray Wyatt as fat for the purposes of this list? I'm guessing Barry Windham never got into fat boy country in the 90s There are only two kinds of people who wear Hawaiian shirts: Gay guys and big fat party animals and Bray Wyatt doesn't like a gay man to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted May 14, 2014 Author Share Posted May 14, 2014 Fat guy to fill out the Current List 40's: Tennesseean Jason Hampton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuttsy Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Headshrinkers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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