elizium Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 I love the first one so much I am ALL IN for the sequel. Judge away. Proceeding. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 How do you do a Fifty Shades movie without it being porn? You can probably get away with a lot more now than you used to with an R-Rating. I wouid imagine that the sex in this movie will be borderline tame by today's standards, unlike something like Color of Night from back in the day where everyone was pretty sure that Bruce Willis was actually boning Jane March for reals right there in front of you. Late night premium cable programming will end up being far racier than this movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TimLivingston Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 First thing I thought about with the 50 Shades stuff is the sex from Basic Instinct. That's as far as they could go. I do find the idea that it's being released on Valentine's Day hilarious considering crazy older single women/desperate housewives will be the ones seeing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Well, I know full well what my daughter is gonna be screaming about going to come March. Also, I'm not the only one that's kinda expecting the wedding in the end to go differently than the cartoon after seeing who's playing the Prince, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLowe Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 So I saw Birdman last night and one of the trailers was for Blackhat and I laughed my ass off. Inherent Vice also looked just terrible. I don't know how to embed videos, but I presume y'all know how to use Youtube and Google if you really wanna watch the trailers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 We've posted the trailers here. Inherent Vice looks awesome. You cannot deny the power of Joaquim's amazing mutton chops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLowe Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 We've posted the trailers here. Inherent Vice looks awesome. You cannot deny the power of Joaquim's amazing mutton chops. I really can't stand Joaquin Phoenix, so that is lost on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted November 20, 2014 Author Share Posted November 20, 2014 FUCK YES!!!! http://youtu.be/WL9e8_dGXgY FUCK YOU ALL MOTHERFUCKERS!!! I AM GIDDY!!! BTW - Clay Matthews randomly showing up was something... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 David Cross quoting The Warriors may be enough to get me to see that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Oh please, you and your lululemon yoga PajamaJeans will be at the midnight showing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted November 20, 2014 Author Share Posted November 20, 2014 Clay Matthews shirtless would get me to the midnight showing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVA Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 According to the director, the new big screen adaptation of THE STAND is now going to be FOUR FUCKING MOVIES. I like that they skipped the part where they pretend it's going to be a trilogy before splitting the third movie in two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muhammedboehm Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 According to the director, the new big screen adaptation of THE STAND is now going to be FOUR FUCKING MOVIES. I like that they skipped the part where they pretend it's going to be a trilogy before splitting the third movie in two. You know that means the next step is to announce 4 movies then when the first is a 'hit' announce that the second will be split into two touse making it 5 movies. Or announcing 4 movies and the date three years after the fourth when they will start production of the reboot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 FUCK YES!!!! http://youtu.be/WL9e8_dGXgY FUCK YOU ALL MOTHERFUCKERS!!! I AM GIDDY!!! BTW - Clay Matthews randomly showing up was something... Shit. If I am lucky my sister and my mom will take my kid to see this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 FUCK YES!!!! http://youtu.be/WL9e8_dGXgY FUCK YOU ALL MOTHERFUCKERS!!! I AM GIDDY!!! BTW - Clay Matthews randomly showing up was something... Shit. If I am lucky my s i ster and my mom will take my kid to see this. ftfy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 That does not looked fixed to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 I just want to say, for as much as I love "Kill Bill," fuck you Tarantino for giving hack-ass directors the onus to split one fucking film into two separate fucking admission prices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimLivingston Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 That ain't Tarantino's fault. That's Hollywood's fault. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 I think it's more Harry Potter's fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 I choose to blame it on Twilight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVA Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 At least those Harry Potter and Twilight books were enormous. MOCKINGJAY is less than 400 pages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingus Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Hell, that's nothing, The Hobbit is 250 pages. Yet it's still getting NINE FUCKING HOURS of film, or even more when the inevitable Extended Bluray Edition is released. The upcoming version of The Stand is being split into FOUR movies. But considering the novel is about a thousand pages longer than Mockingjay, that one at least makes a little bit of sense. It really was the Potter films which started this whole godawful trend. There was no real reason for The Deathly Hallows to be split up, there's plenty of filler in that book and it's not like the audience would have even minded a three-hour-long finale to the series anyway. I wouldn't count Kill Bill as part of this crowd, since it's not an adaptation of a book; and the modern ur-example Lord of the Rings doesn't count either, since everyone is used to thinking of that book as a trilogy anyway. But fuck all that noise. Horror fans, LISTEN UP, I've just stumbled over the most surprising, intriguing, and possibly soul-killingly-horrifying sequel I've heard of in a long time. Camille Keaton and Meir Zarchi are reuniting to make I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE 2!!! It's apparently about the relatives of the original rapists coming for revenge after the woman wrote a book about the whole experience. Holy fuck, I never saw THAT coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Wait, as in a sequel to Day of the Woman, not the shitty remake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingus Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Yeah dude, it's got an IMDB page and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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