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How do you do a Fifty Shades movie without it being porn?

 

You can probably get away with a lot more now than you used to with an R-Rating.

 

I wouid imagine that the sex in this movie will be borderline tame by today's standards, unlike something like Color of Night from back in the day where everyone was pretty sure that Bruce Willis was actually boning Jane March for reals right there in front of you.

 

Late night premium cable programming will end up being far racier than this movie.

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Well, I know full well what my daughter is gonna be screaming about going to come March.

 

Also, I'm not the only one that's kinda expecting the wedding in the end to go differently than the cartoon after seeing who's playing the Prince, right?

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So I saw Birdman last night and one of the trailers was for Blackhat and I laughed my ass off.

 

Inherent Vice also looked just terrible.

 

I don't know how to embed videos, but I presume y'all know how to use Youtube and Google if you really wanna watch the trailers.

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According to the director, the new big screen adaptation of THE STAND is now going to be FOUR FUCKING MOVIES.

I like that they skipped the part where they pretend it's going to be a trilogy before splitting the third movie in two.

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According to the director, the new big screen adaptation of THE STAND is now going to be FOUR FUCKING MOVIES.

I like that they skipped the part where they pretend it's going to be a trilogy before splitting the third movie in two.

You know that means the next step is to announce 4 movies then when the first is a 'hit' announce that the second will be split into two touse making it 5 movies.

Or announcing 4 movies and the date three years after the fourth when they will start production of the reboot.

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FUCK YES!!!!

 

http://youtu.be/WL9e8_dGXgY

 

FUCK YOU ALL MOTHERFUCKERS!!! I AM GIDDY!!!

 

BTW - Clay Matthews randomly showing up was something...

Shit.  If I am lucky my s ster and my mom will take my kid to see this.

 

ftfy

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Hell, that's nothing, The Hobbit is 250 pages.  Yet it's still getting NINE FUCKING HOURS of film, or even more when the inevitable Extended Bluray Edition is released.  The upcoming version of The Stand is being split into FOUR movies.  But considering the novel is about a thousand pages longer than Mockingjay, that one at least makes a little bit of sense.  

 

It really was the Potter films which started this whole godawful trend.  There was no real reason for The Deathly Hallows to be split up, there's plenty of filler in that book and it's not like the audience would have even minded a three-hour-long finale to the series anyway.  I wouldn't count Kill Bill as part of this crowd, since it's not an adaptation of a book; and the modern ur-example Lord of the Rings doesn't count either, since everyone is used to thinking of that book as a trilogy anyway.  

 

 

 

But fuck all that noise.  Horror fans, LISTEN UP, I've just stumbled over the most surprising, intriguing, and possibly soul-killingly-horrifying sequel I've heard of in a long time.  Camille Keaton and Meir Zarchi are reuniting to make I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE 2!!!  It's apparently about the relatives of the original rapists coming for revenge after the woman wrote a book about the whole experience.  Holy fuck, I never saw THAT coming.  

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