Sammy Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Stevie Ray was the work horse on that team. Think about that for a second. Speaking of Stevie Ray, I'm going to Booker T's promotion's show this Saturday, and apparently Stevie is going to be making an appearance. I'm way more excited about that than I should be. I need you to ask him what the difference is between a yak and a squack. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Ask Stevie Ray what possessed him to threaten an opponent with, "I'm'a get in yo' butt!" I mean, it worked; *I* was terrified, and I wasn't gonna wrestle the man! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 What the hell kind of handshake is that? You're not meeting the Queen, Meltz! You've clearly never heard of a working handshake, I guess. Surprised they even credentialed him. I'm curious why you would be. It's not like the company hates him or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooks Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Ahmed also talked like he had a mouth full of marbles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffSnackwell Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Would an Ahmed/Stone Cold feud have been worth a damn? I hesitate to say it would've been the next best (closest) thing to a Stone Cold/Bad News Brown feud that era could've produced because Ahmed was just a big scary motherfucker like Doom-era Reed and Simmons; not a conniving double-crossing badass like Brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 They were not going to risk Austin's health with Ahmed. They had a confrontation in late 97 with Austin Stunnering Ahmed. They scheduled a match, but Kane turned up and killed Ahmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffSnackwell Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Since we're on American Made Lex, just how many "next Hogans" did Vince churn through? Woiyah? Sid Justice? Luger? Sid really should've went over Hogan at that WM since their whole beef only started because Hogan was a selfish dick at the Royal Rumble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 ill be doing skype chats tonight..... paypal or credit/debit card payment is accepted. I keep it clean, but you do what you want on your end...its your dime! its $10 for every 4 minutes you want to skype... i take both paypal and credit/debit card payments, but CC/debit is prefered So, basically there are guys out there willing to pay $10 for Sunny to see them masturbate? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Did Sid ever work as a face for more than a few random months? The Sid Justice face stint, a few months as a face in 1993 WCW, a few months in mid-1996, portions of 1999, then I think his longest face stints were in 2000 are we counting lameass 1995 babyface Diesel as a "next Hogan"? So, basically there are guys out there willing to pay $10 for Sunny to see them masturbate? I'm surprised Sunny hasn't wound up on Chaturbate yet. But maybe the returns for Skype are a bit more direct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 To borrow from Chris Rock... You remember everyone used to argue about who was better? Sunny or Sable? Yeah, Sable won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 And on the subject of Diva-related wackiness: I was listening to Maria Kanellis in an interview and she revealed that her beef with the Bellas got so bad that at one point the Bella's dad phoned up Maria's dad and told him to tell Maria to stop dissing his daughters. Then they proceeded to have a yelling match over the phone and threatened to kick each other's asses. Legitimately, this happened. It's too bad no one takes women's matches in WWE seriously. Maria vs. the Bellas could actually be a hell of a program. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Mr. Kanellis v. Mr. Bella sounds just as promising Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffSnackwell Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 I thought people used to argue who was hotter in the nineties (their primes.) And Sunny won that hands down. Sable wasn't really any more attractive than Major Gunns; trashy looking blondes with fake knockers. How they ended up ain't got squat to do with who everybody preferred back in the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Milf Sable when she returned in 2002 has always been the hottest Sable 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 I will always love him desperately trying to get the fans to chant YOU'RE GOING DOWN, YOU'RE GOING DOWN, YOU'RE GOING DOWN to Farooq and failing miserably. The fact that it sounded like he was saying, "blibba blabba goo, blibba blabba goo, blibba blabba goo" didn't help matters. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Mr. Kanellis v. Mr. Bella sounds just as promising My dad can beat up your dad! Somehow D-Bry's log splitter dad gets involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Territorial Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Stevie Ray was the work horse on that team. Think about that for a second. Speaking of Stevie Ray, I'm going to Booker T's promotion's show this Saturday, and apparently Stevie is going to be making an appearance. I'm way more excited about that than I should be. I need you to ask him what the difference is between a yak and a squack. The difference is the fruit booty. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARMDRAGON Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 The WWE has an Ultimate Warrior 3 disc DVD/2 disc Blu-ray set in the works for next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 What the hell kind of handshake is that? You're not meeting the Queen, Meltz! You've clearly never heard of a working handshake, I guess. Clearly. Is that the opposite of a shooting handshake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Hey, jerks, if you're going to talk about Ahmed Johnson, you need this: I'll also always remember Ahmed Johnson coming back and seemingly creating the template for Jamarcus Russell's weight gain. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 What the hell kind of handshake is that? You're not meeting the Queen, Meltz! You've clearly never heard of a working handshake, I guess. Clearly. Is that the opposite of a shooting handshake? Joking aside, it is. Worker handshakes are limp wristed affairs. I hate them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Also, who the hell thought that green screening Ahmed in front of backgrounds from the Area 51 arcade game was a good idea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Who was better at fake karate? Stan Lane or Ricky Steamboat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Mr. Kanellis v. Mr. Bella sounds just as promising My dad can beat up your dad! Somehow D-Bry's log splitter dad gets involved. Daniel Bryan's dad is more than likely to be Hank Hill. Puts up with his son's embarrassing career and lifestyle choices, but won't go to war over it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 I'd say Ricky wins. No kicking is better than shitty kicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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