LooseCannon Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Someone put the entire Germany-Brazil match up on Pornhub: Was that a serendipitous find while looking for other stuff involving young Brazilians? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 or teams of sweaty dominant Germans. Let's not make assumptions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 The Germans are very good at what they do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 DAS IS WAS ICH MACHEN!!!* * One year of German at community college WHOOOOO 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeCristyV.1.6 Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Okay, it's better german than some of the Nationalmannschaft speak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReiseReise Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 By the way, I remember how we were talking about our "own experience top World Cup XI" a while back. I remember pairing Suker and Ronaldo up front and dropping Klose because "I don´t want that many Germans". That cat has scored 16 World Cup goals, competed in 4 semi-finals and made the finals twice and has been a vital part for Germany´s - quite succesful - attacking play. I think I can justify him being in. I would probably still rotate him with Suker around sixty minutes into games - old men need their rest and all - but I´ll be damned if he doesn´t deserve a place among the World Cup Legends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red is Dead Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Konnen wir ihnen jeden wochen spielen? SchadenFrede Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeCristyV.1.6 Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Fred hatte schon genug Schaden! Leave him alone! Getting booed by your own fans and insulted by a chant....nobody deserves that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red is Dead Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 As much as Brazil didnt deserve fred out there. And hey PSG...got a receipt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Someone put the entire Germany-Brazil match up on Pornhub: Was that a serendipitous find while looking for other stuff involving young Brazilians? No comment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSC Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzy Dunlop Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I'm hoping for 8-1 in tonight's match. Anything less would be a disappointment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 The Dutch should be pissed because everyone has now forgotten they broke Spain's back and made them humble jabroni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.K.o.S. Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I don't know about those last two. The most points ever by one team in an NFL game is 72, and the most points ever by one team in an NBA game is 186, so both those numbers would be higher than a team in those leagues has ever scored. But the most goals by one soccer team in a World Cup game is 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Yeah I don't get that chart either. It just seems like some random out of thin air numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I heard the stats explained on ESPN, and I think they were basically equating it to average points scored in a game and then using a multiplier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 It's not random, but it is stupid. The average number of goals scored in World Cup matches is 2.74, or 1.37 per team per game. 7/1.37=5.11, so basically they're multiplying the average score of a team in other sports by 5.11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 How many cricket runs is it? How many 180's in a game of darts? Fuckers need to know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Cillesson made that one great save off a free kick and otherwise... well, this game is happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 That was a vagina-drying first half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Also FIFA's (and for that matter the UEFA's) concussion protocol makes the NFL look downright concerned with athlete safety so there is that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReiseReise Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I think if you apply the chart to mere statistics, it won´t really work. You have to consider non-empirical values like the surroundings (World Cup Semi Final) and level of competition aswell as the importance home advantage can have in football. Also you have to consider that unlike any other sports, football always has the possibility of a total shutout from both teams up until penalty kicks (which aren´t counted as real goals). Even then it seems exaggerated I think, though, although not that much if we are looking at US-Football. The basketball points equivalent appears extremely ridiculous, though, but the sports are uncomparable anyway, it´s like apples and oranges being compared. You can´t resolve that statistically, it´s more of a philosophical question.Netherlands v Argentina is a very tactical game, both teams seemed disciplined so far. Argentina looked a little better in the first half, but both teams pretty much cancelled each other out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 It says a lot about a match if Ron Vlaar is the best man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReiseReise Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Seemed like the tactics weren´t that big a factor in the second half. Both teams switched into super cautious mode understandably preventing unneccessary errors. Up until the very end when Holland tried to prevent extra time from happening, both backlines seemed untroubled, but Argentina looked quite shaky in one or two instances.Thirty minutes more, hopefully both teams will try to prevent a shootout and start firing shots and go for the win in extra time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Have to be honest I don't see anything in today's game that won't leave Germany supremely confident in themselves. Well they can't all be winners I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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