Joe Lucia Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 If you despise mayo like I do, swap it out for plain Greek yogurt - same texture, none of the awful aftertaste, much healthier. Mix that shit up with some hot sauce and you're good to go. To hell with this gross ketchup/mayo blend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Fries are what makes Five Guys the best damn fast food joint anywhere. Hell, I'm not even sure what they coat the Cajun ones with, but I'm pretty sure that you'd get fired from your job if you were subject to urinalysis at your work within half an hour of eating Five Guys fries. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 If you despise mayo like I do, swap it out for plain Greek yogurt - same texture, none of the awful aftertaste, much healthier. Mix that shit up with some hot sauce and you're good to go. To hell with this gross ketchup/mayo blend. If I wasn't gunning for the cuddly crown, I would declare war on you in the name of good taste and the pride of the Gem state. With that said, hey man, enjoy your spicy yogurt. You sick, broken, motherfucker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 I'll be the outlier. I hate thick fries. Shoestring forever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Jesus, get it together, Fowler. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubbymark Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Five Guys Cajun fries are crazy good. The burgers, meh. In other matter, goddammit ham is expensive in Quebec. My sister texts me because she's at a grocery store in Quebec and she tells me ham was $38 a pound. $38 A POUND?! FOR HAM? THAT'S BULLSHIT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 You all disgust me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Control Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Fuck this shoestring fries business. If you serve shoestring fries, fuck yourself. It's the most miserable eating experience, because it should be awesome because fries, but it's not because your eating your own ketchup covered fingers with the fries because the fries so skinny and fucking terrible at being dipped. The fucking TNA of food - the goddamned shoestring french fry. Why not hold several at once? Or ... Use a fork? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Well that is just sick. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Crinkle Fries #1. Shoestring fries, [hock ptooi] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Fries are what makes Five Guys the best damn fast food joint anywhere. Hell, I'm not even sure what they coat the Cajun ones with, but I'm pretty sure that you'd get fired from your job if you were subject to urinalysis at your work within half an hour of eating Five Guys fries. Too damn greasy for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 BBQ sauce and mayo makes for the best fry dipping sauce, just so everyone knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 I use honey mustard to dip fries in. And I use honey mustard for everything else. Yet, I despise regular mustard. I'm a mysterious man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Magnificent 7 Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 That's obviously the only way to eat them, but you have to bunch them up and if you don't have a solid grip one tiny stupid half a match stick of a fry, covered in ketchup will fall out on your shirt. There's no winning with those fries. None. Three people in the world who can't eat over the plate. My two boys (8 & 4) and Jae. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Magnificent 7 Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Using a fork on things like fries, chicken wings, and ribs is nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Control Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 I use a fork and gently dip my fries in garlic aioli. What can I say? I'm a classy motherfucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 McDonalds fries all the way. Five Guys sucks - overpriced and greasy. And Fry sauce is hardly an Idaho thing - we were doing that in Michigan 25 years ago. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cole Miner Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Five Guys Cajun fries are crazy good. The burgers, meh. I've been buying cajun seasoning for fries for home cooking here. Good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 McDonalds fries all the way. Five Guys sucks - overpriced and greasy. And Fry sauce is hardly an Idaho thing - we were doing that in Michigan 25 years ago. "The Utah-based Arctic Circle restaurant chain claims to have invented fry sauce around 1948." -Wikipedia "Fry Sauce" article- Eat it Michigan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I use a fork and gently dip my fries in garlic aioli. What can I say? I'm a classy motherfucker. Pinky out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Fries are what makes Five Guys the best damn fast food joint anywhere. It's the peanut oil. Fuck catering to food allergies. Since we're on a food thing here, fuck vegans. Also, fuck "boneless" chicken wings. Real wings are a manly food. "Boneless wings" are chicken nuggets. That's kiddie food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I'll never put another creature's bone in my mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 What does it mean if a girl starts texting randomly (think Seinfeld episode with the AIDS walk list) and it goes from little shit here and there to now it's all the time every day. Fuck you for not spelling it out for me. I've been out of the game too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 What if they take you out for a nice meal and a good time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Fries are what makes Five Guys the best damn fast food joint anywhere. It's the peanut oil. Fuck catering to food allergies. It's not just the allergies. The grease from peanut oil is a bitch to clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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