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Mama, just killed a man, but a gun against his head pulled the trigger now he's dead.

Luke Harper, Luke Harper. Will you team with Fandango?

FTFY

He's just a poor boy from the Wyatt Family, spare him his life from this monstrosity of a stable

Like Cesaro, this wrestler deserves the big push:

A throwback to The Undertaker

Thunderbolt Patterson, very very frightening me

Ricki Vaughn, from the California Penal League?

Mullet head vs Yripod image would have the same match quality as Taker/Reigns

WWE should hire Scott to be the insane math professor mouth piece for American Alpha.

Bismillah! We will not let you go! (RKO!)

(Kalisto.) Kalisto. (Kalisto.) Kalisto. Kalisto, Primo and Epico Oh John Cena, Oh John Cena

Say what you want about the man, he loves it and us.

Boy, was Seth's new Rainmaker finish not over at all.

Also Kurt Angle is a lizard:

The best early Stone Cold thing is the night he did commentary on RAW and asked Vince to paint him up a bus like Lex and then Austin would get out and whup everyones ass at each stop.

NBA has been cancelled tonight due to flooding. Your participation is not only requested but required to be in andromeda tonight. Signed ---''The Mayor" Thats the actual text. But you, along with everybody else knows I'm full of shit and dont blame you for watching basketball over playing xbox with an annoyong neighbor.

I'm getting really fucking tired of SAM telling me I have unread emails when I don't

I've seen quite a few invisible bastards that has no reason to be. (damn thats an oxymoron) I dont know if its a glitch or some enemy with a cloak spell. I got on earlier and flew through one round of bronze while the wife was mopping. I said I'll take the dogs downstairs to get them out of the way. Playing the good guy while playing andromeda. Thats a dalm win win situation. I will text Stout and tell him the NBA games tonight have been cancelled due to flooding. Hell the race in Bristol just up the road was. Maybe he wont read this and knowing I'm the trustworthy son of a bitch that I am, he'll take my word for it and get on to stomp the shit out of aliens and those gat dalm robots!

I heart Rusev

You just know Miz has a top-5 all time promo about all of this and the shame is we will never get to hear it.

If her Instagram is public yet her Facebook is private, why didn't she just put the photos on her Facebook page?

I always think man I can't really hate on the YB's because I haven't seen enough of them. Then I saw this and was like ok I've seen enough fuck these guys.

Yeah, would've been cool if he wanted to help in Orlando. That way, we could also get more Regal/Tajiri interaction.

I don't know enough about Stampede or Stu to say this for sure, but maybe his dad was a promoter that didn't treat his wrestlers that way and Bret just took it for granted because he hadn't gotten burned before. And Vince is notorious for treating talent like family right until the moment the knife comes out.

I think they should put Harper in trunks and go full Bruiser Brody with him. Man, when you look at Harper and Cesaro and realize the big push is going to Baron Corbin you just need to shake your head.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Well that's just another reason I'll care less about 205Live.

The moment Kalisto's career went downhill.

Poor guy will never do a good lucha thing again.

Well his name is Crazzy Steve, not Stupid Steve.

Big E has thoughts...

I fell down the rabbit hole of watching Stone Cold Steve Austin stuff from 1997 on Youtube last night - particular his Owen feud and Rock fued. Man, it's crazy how unique and fresh his whole schtick is - moreso then but even today he'd stick out like a sore thumb. This particularly stood out. I remember watching it at the time but 20(!) years on it's like he's the second coming/more sane rebirth of Dr D David Schultz I'd actually sorta forgotten about all this stuff and throwing the IC belt off the bridge and all that, all I really remember these days is main event Stone Cold

He's facing Braun tonight, and Braun's profile made the rounds a few months ago, so it's all just fair play to both competitors?

Which one's Murphy?

Text has been sent. It was formerly signed by the mayor. Stouts parcipation will be expected! I still dont know how to use certain characters. Gimme a gun, preferably one with a scope and I'm good. Probably not as good if I could learn how to shoot orbs outta my ass but imma old dog. Cant learn all these new tricks.

I ought to be on at some point. Probably around the same time as you, assuming little man sleeps. Somebody tell Stout the NBA playoffs have been cancelled and to get his ass back to Andromeda.

Right there in the ol' privates!

So Punk is pulling a Reverse Miz?

That will be Bruce's finisher when he wins both belts

Except it feels a lot more halfassed.

Between the Montreal Screwjob and not doubting for a second the J-O-B Hogan was willing to do for him at Summerslam, Bret is shoot dumber and more gullible when it comes to trusting people than even Sting's wrestling character.

Dear Impact Wrestling: Go fuck yourself and end this shitshow company now. Regards, Nick

The turning point with Enzo, best I can tell, is the promo he had with Sasha Banks. He was supposed to come across as the too-cool-for-school Don Juan, but the entire sequence felt overly suggestive. Couple that with him trying to put the moves on Lana, and Enzo now seems like an oversexed dweeb.

Kalisto was 30 years old.

Settle down Nice Guy Cibernetico

I'm pretty sure he had a hold of himself when he typed that. Part of himself, anyway.