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If Ohtani repeats what he did this year next season too, he's gonna get a billion dollar contract from somebody.

The last time the Mariners went to the playoffs Julio Rodriguez was still an infant

Also, Cal Raleigh's nickname is "Big Dumper". The team with the longest playoff drought of any pro sports team finally made the playoffs on a pinch hit homerun by a dude nicknamed "Big Dumper" on a 3-2 count with 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th inning. I fucking love baseball.

Went to the Mariners game tonight. Said to my friend when Cal Raleigh came up to pinch hit in the 9th "If he homers, I'll buy one of his jerseys." Now I gotta buy a jersey. The atmosphere there was incredible. People were high fiving total strangers, everyone was yelling, it was tremendous. The drought is over and the Mariners are no longer the most pathetic team in the 4 big professional team sports. That honor now goes to the Sacramento Kings (and in baseball it goes to the Phillies who haven't made the playoffs in 10 years).

It can't be said enough how awesome Nyla Rose's twitter is. Be sure to read the whole thing. The Serpentico one in particular slays me. https://twitter.com/NylaRoseBeast/status/1575506521160646658

Trust me, there's still plenty of anxiety among Mariners fans

Joe Doering's brain cancer is back, so I assume he's off the AJPW show on the 18th

Resident Evil whenever Lance Reddick was on screen: 6.5/10 Resident Evil whenever Lance Reddick was not on screen: -10/10 Dude was literally the only redeeming thing about that show

So the new Saints Row.... if you were already a fan you'll love it. It's literally the same as the past few games in terms of humor, story and overall challenge just with new characters. If you're cool with more of the same, you'll enjoy it a lot. If you're expecting anything different at all from the previous games prepare to be disappointed. This is essentially Saints Row 3 with sharper graphics.

I wasn't wild about it either but let's be honest, 2 months from now hardly anyone is even gonna remember or care about HOB getting distracted and Black losing via rollup.

I was sure that Arn and Brock were gonna start putting the boots to Dustin. Arn had that 1994 look in his eyes.

A friend and I were joking about Keith Lee and his intelligent vocabulary. It got me thinking they should start a thing with him where he says famous catch phrases from the past, but you know, Keith Lee style: "If your olfactory senses can pick up the aroma of the dish that Dwayne Johnson is currently preparing in his kitchen!" "That is the final word on the matter because Stephen Austin did decree it as such!" Etc

I think he was trying to imply if King won then AEW might re-think the 4 way match, but the words kinda all fell out of his mouth at once. As if the internet needs another reason to love Eddie Kingston, he punches Sammy Guevara in the face legit?

Perhaps Punk needs longer than they thought to heal up? Or he tweaked the injury during training during the week but told Tony he'd gut through a quick squash? Where's the Shadow when you need him?

Could be worse. They could have been called the Bear Experience