The Comedian

Have you ever seen his shoots? Just a miserable, bitter, delusional asshole. Still thinks he was a bigger deal than Steve fucking Austin. He's your classic Rock 'n' Wrestling midcarder who thinks everyone who came after him needs to bow down.

Yes, and the last scene of Citizen McMahon shows workers dumping old containers of supplements into a furnace as we see the Ico Pro logo slowly melting on one of the containers...

Forward curvature of the spine. Often comes with old age.

I was mainly surprised by how far into kyphosis he's progressed...

I don't think anyone loves it with such a child-like purity and reckless abandon as Dean Rasmussen does. It's why I've had a deep fondness for the man these past 23 years...

Oh fuck we're gonna get a long, "Thank you Vince" chant, aren't we?

lol Vince gon make Steph, Shane, HHH, Johnny Ace, Bruce, and Kevin Dunn all wear them Twilight Zone masks overnight and the next morning everyone's face will be hideously transformed except Dunn will look exactly the same, then Vince will pop out and go, "I guess the mask tapped out on you, pal! Hahaha!"

Obviously she's introduced as Sakisama's good friend and newest member of Biishiki-gun...

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Honestly I been waiting for something like this since they went public. Surprised it took so long. As for ghost-writing for Max Caster: "Recently the 'E's had some shocking developments From Cody's purple shoulder to Vince's purple ALL RIGHT FOLKS THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE GOOD NIGHT...

"A LETHAL DOSE OF POISON!"

That and the Rockets dropping the classic red-and-gold right after winning 2 titles are definitely the worst of the NBA's many bizarre logo/color changes in 90's...

I'm assuming this is during the same time period when Hansen worked WCW and had the eyeball-removing run with Vader...actually between Hansen and MVC it's kinda weird that WCW was bringing in AJPW gaijin around that time while having a working relationship with NJPW. Forbidden Door indeed ...

Imagine you're Triple H. You got yourself into Vince's good graces after an early session in the doghouse. You slowly start to win his favor...and his daughter's. You marry into the family. You spend the next decade or so kow-towing to Vince, being the kind of mean-spirited bully that he respects. And you risk your current and future health roiding your body to obscene levels. Eventually you move from the stage to the office. You've given the guy grandkids. Finally, you figure you're in deep enough that you've got a sure thing, After all, the only other prospective heir is only good for jumping off high things and throwing worse punches than Ronda Rousey, and Vince clearly has never respected him. So after all this time, you start trying to change the company's antiquated ways of presenting "sports entertainment" and put your own stamp on creative... ...and it turns out you weren't in deep enough after all. Now, the LeVesque-McMahons will certainly live the rest of their lives in wealth and leisure, don't get me wrong. But still, all that time put into trying to become the next head of the WWE, that's a quarter-century of work gone down the drain...

Kropotkin's Beard basically just gave a more detailed explanation of my own vote...