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And then for Lana to bury Capitalism and Bradshaw's wife for the reason America is in a recession still.

If that happens I want Rusev to no sell it like Taz did King's piledriver.

You know Speed Force is doomed the moment Cole says it on tv and JBL shits on it

And just like Wally West in the DCnU, they've disappeared from WWE tv continuity.

Best. Stable. Ever. "Where's Wally?" #fowlerized

Denial Anger <---- Bargaining Depression Acceptance

They should be using Orton to put Rusev over, not the other way around.

Rusev holding the US belt needs to happen soon. Not only would the matches with Sheamus be awesome but the promos by Lana would make that belt seem important for the first time in years. The guy that eventually got the belt from Rusev would be over like Rover.

Started in on things that showed up thanks to hoarding B-day Amazon gift cards and cashing in my "Hey, it's almost my birthday...I can order stupid stuff, right?" card: 1) The new HALLOWEEN box set 2) last year's FRIDAY THE 13TH box set 3) the CRYSTAL LAKE MEMORIES set Popped in the 1st disc of F13th, the uncut original. It looked really great. The thing that makes that first movie work so well is just how real and ambient all the locations are. Everything from the small-town diner to the various cabins. Such great set dressing, I guess is what it's called. And of course directing that takes a little time to let you drink it all in. The great moving camera shots that sometimes look like POV shots and sometimes are just there to give it some realism way before that became such an expected thing. The little bits of POV that keep shifting from counselor's view to "killer's" view to a "fake killer's view" (where the killer isn't there, but we get a POV shot anyway)...it's all just a little disorienting without being overdone and annoying, or even calling attention to itself. And just the right amount of claustrophobia. So much of the time the camera moves so freely in big spaces, and then when it suddenly forces you into tight shots, (like when the guy is in the generator room) it really heightens the tension. I swear most horror movies today has so much in closeup that they miss that change of anxiety-level. Even after all these years, it got three screams from my wife (Kevin Bacon's death, body crashing through the window, and the Jason-in-the-lake shot). Watching it this time, maybe because her scenes looked so great in this transfer, it really felt like the story of poor Annie stands out...the girl who never makes it to the camp. She apparently hitchhiked and backpacked all the way there from who knows where because this was her best shot to actually get real experience working with city kids and she has big plans to be, like a social worker or a teacher or something. That's pretty amazing that we are able to build that much backstory for her in the minutes she's on screen. She's the one that hears the story of Camp Blood along with us. She's the one who hears from crazy Ralph and is warned. She tells us about how she's following this dream of hers to work with kids. The actress is so great. They clearly cast her so that we would think she was the final girl...and even though her story never even crosses the main story, we end up knowing more about this one girl than about any of the other characters. Since they draw her up so much, and trick us into thinking she's the main person we'll be rooting for, her little section is like a little complete short story prequel to the real movie. And I feel genuinely sad when she looks up from the ground at her attacker and whimpers "No!" shaking her head...like "This can't be how my journey ends...I'm supposed to do all this stuff I've been planning." It's like we're seeing what it would look like if the final girl didn't survive, but instead just tripped...and died. And even she can't accept it. The only thing that lessens the effect is that we've already met Alice before we go back to Annie. But, still, none of the other victims feels quite so sad. Like, she was supposed to be a final girl, in a different movie maybe. But she accidentally ended up in this one and so she never made it to her movie. She's also the youngest and most enthusiastic character. There is something about this genre that is bound to the idea of destroying youth. It's such a corrupt thing for a story to do, to set loose a force that seems, for whatever reason, to be compelled to find the people farthest from death, the people who are the strongest and fastest and most full of energy and excited plans...who are just coursing with life an emotions and hormones and racing through the world...and slaughtering them...cutting them down and watching them slowly crawl toward their final breath. I know this isn't exactly a new observation and they made a big thing about this in A CABIN IN THE WOODS, but the older I get, the more perverse it seems...the more horrific. It was always sort of there. Like, say, Mina and Lucy in DRACULA. In the 19th century popular engravings: and even back to the 16th century caution: Renaissance boobs within: But it was only one part of Victorian (and earlier) horror. In these movies, it's a main running sort of Jungian theme: the perverse slaughter of the young. Not children. That's a different kind of horror: But, people at the prime moment of strength...the "Malcolm MacDowell in A CLOCKWORK ORANGE" moment of maximum restless energy and potential to do...good, bad, whatever. Like, when I was younger I didn't really understand the power of that moment in life. I was just like "Fuck those other kids HAHA!!!! Get 'em Freddy!!!" But it's a dark theme. And every now and again it really stands out how dark it is. There was scene in HALLOWEEN: H20 where Michael is chasing the sarcastic goth girl. She was a strong character, in that early 2000s, post-SCREAM smart teenager kind of way. The new generation of "we've seen it all" horror characters. And after he wounds her, he just slowly follows her as she crawls across the floor, scraping and clawing hopelessly as her life ebbs. Every October that movie is on AMC and that scene always makes me cringe a little at that notion of destruction of youth. And now I get the same thing from poor Annie: RIP, Annie. You are causing me an existential crisis. Also: Listening to the commentary track, Betsy Palmer is so great...she invented this whole backstory for Pamela Vorhees...and she has the whole fantastic point-of-view "I was a good lady...who went a little wrong..."

Yeah, fun times with the DVDVR crew on PS4. I hope to have many more in the weeks to come. PSN is being weird. I've sent friend requests to Craig, Chaos, and Brisco with issues ongoing. We'll sort it out eventually.

C'mon son, Johnny Dangerously

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE STEELERS STINK

Could Regal have been the last one to use knucks? Also, Chris Hero needs to go full on Mac-circa season 7 where he attributes his weight gain to just cultivating mass to impress HHH, wears shirts a size or two too small and thinks he's almost a muscle-head.

Remind me to never upset Steve Smith.

You f*ck with Steve Smith, he will f*ck with you. He's a bad man.

This officiating crew for GB/CHI are straight up making shit up. The only good thing about them is that they're doing it both teams. It's ruining my enjoyment of the game.

WCW booked Goldberg as an unstoppable monster. when Goldberg came to the WWF, he was a top face. That means he has to both take and give in matches/feuds. Since he wasn't used as an unstoppable monster, people say he was misused. But if the ONLY style you can work is "nobody ever gets over on me and i crush everybody", then i'd say maybe you should learn to work.

I am a god damn moron So I still haven't completed a strike without dying. Since I have the Phogoth bounty I go back to the Summoning Pits Me and the two other dudes are wrecking shit They die a few times but I make it through the whole thing alive. During the 30 second mission end phase - one of the guys motions to me and I realize he wants me to follow him. He runs over to the ledge and jumps off. I then see that there is a treasure chest down there that he was showing me. What I didn't see was the fucking gap between platforms. So yup - I died with 3 seconds away from finishing without dying

Ok...pics or it didn't happen. Here be the pics and other nonsense to demonstrate the insane push I'm getting from my current employer. (Pics spoilered for size)

Every time I hear Bob Ryder's name, the only phrase my mind associates with it is "beefy, Ecstasy-addicted Abyss"

It was actually suplexiglass

If Meng/Barbarian collision was so disastrous, I don't even want to imagine what happend after this:

look at you guys over there on the Playstation getting all friendly killing shit together. #amillionbazillionlikesforyou

I'll be back on in 30 if your still on

Much as I love winning and the Special Teams and Defense are being awesome... My fantasy team would love it of Foles could complete a few passes, maybe score a TD on offense....

MLB posted photos of the celebration:

According to Xavier Woods Instragram the "New Nation" stables name is Speed Force.

Is the name of the Texans' kicker as funny to you my American cousins as it is to me?

JJ motherfucking Watt isn't human.

Oh man, JBL coming out of retirement to defend America is brilliant and writes itself! Plus, I really want to see one more Clothesline From Hell, man.

Man - that says a whole lot about a lotta things when Fred Jackson is the oldest RB in the league at 33

Just as a general note, I would weep for joy if computer components adopted a more logical, easy to follow numbering policy. Trying to determine what you have and what that means when you are looking at parts is a complete fucking chore. There's a reason car models are just listed by year, you know?

Anyway, now that I finally have some time, The Incredible Hulk and why I dislike it: The stakes of the story are so very rote, by the numbers, "this got old in the comics before I was born" shit of "Bruce looks for a cure." Liv Tyler is absolutely unconvincing as Betty. Ed Norton (an actor I generally love) made basically every wrong choice possible in how he played Bruce Banner. I never once got a sense that this was a guy fighting to contain his emotions, or that had a dangerous temper. Compared to the repressing that Bana brought to the role (possibly because he lacks the ability to emote, I admit) or the joking to cover the turmoil approach of Ruffalo, I just got... nothing from Norton. Here I pause for some praise: Tim Roth was incredible, and the scene where he, after getting the (presumably) Super Soldier Serum (and I love that they've never spelled it out, yet First Avenger explains what happened anyway) tries to go one on one with Hulk is spectacular. Herein ends the praise. I want to criticize the pacing of the movie, except it doesn't have a pace. It just kinda meanders along. I know a LOT of people find Lee's Hulk boring, but this film actively drives me out of the picture. It just has the most pedestrian lighting, editing, transitions, script... It just kind of happens for two hours, with absolutely no forward momentum whatsoever. Lee's film had so much personality, so much ambition, so much life to it. This one's ambition seemed to be "the most generic superhero film ever made." Which, to be fair, if that was it's ambition, it hit a grand slam. It's not even bad in a fun terrible way, like Spirit of Vengeance. Or in a completely inept way that is easy to mock like Catwoman. It's just terribly generic and off-the-rack and fuck it forever. As for why AvP is better than AvP:R no, strike that, we can't praise it that way. Why AvP:R is somehow, someway, even worse than AVP. Two things: First, AvP had an absolutely terrible premise that even the best possible version of it would have sucked. AvP:R had a decent premise, and completely squandered it. That's much more infuriating. Second, and much more importantly, AvP:R is visually incoherent due to the literal worst lighting I have ever seen in a movie. It's not dark in an atmospheric way. It's dark in a "we hired a first year film student to shoot it, but he got sick and his roommate, who is a philosophy* major came in instead" kind of way. There is so much where I literally cannot tell what is happening that drags it down. I honestly cannot figure out how it even got released. One look at the dailies should have had the cinematographer and director both shit-canned and replaced. Fox should be fucking embarrassed they let such a poorly made film out the door. So, yeah, if AvP:R had been made with a modicum of talent, it might have wound up better than AvP but it wasn't, and it isn't.

Play strikes, do bounties, do the queen bounties and play her missions. Play crucible, join a faction, get your vanguard/crucible/faction rep up.

"But let's be honest—even if you don't, they were blues anyway." ahahahafuckyoubungiehahaha

The more I look at that poster, the more I love it. I love how enthusiastic the hand-mouth is, like "Rowr, we're gonna' eat 'em all!!!!" Meanwhile the hand-eye, looks kind of wistful and worried, like that's the part that understands how unworkable this plan is...like: "Guys, look, I know you're into this and I don't wanna be "that guy", but our anatomy is just not conducive to doing much of anything. You guys know we're two feet tall, right? We can't "hold" anything and we can't really locomote forward without falling on our giant unbalanced head part." "Rowr, come on, guys let's eat everything!!!" "Nope. Our best strategy is to just stand here, carefully and hope some wounded vermin drifts by." That eye-in-the-hand is burdened with self-awareness and the rest of little Yorga is not. I imagine we all have parts of ourselves that are optimistic and enthusiastic and others that are realistic and anxious. Let tiny, helpless-yet-viscious Count Yorga be your model of self discovery.

Our dog, Chloe, and I were killing time waiting for my wife to be done at the exchange yesterday. So, the phone camera came out. (Spoilered for size.)

Someone at PWO covered the streak. Well started doing the streak and ended up doing his whole career. Here is the post WINS - 308 LOSSES - 27 NC/DRAW - 18 Most of the losses were 3-Way, 4-Way matches, Battle Royals or some other type of multi-man match. If anyone is interested in the raw data, I'll be happy to send you the excel file. THE STREAK SOURCE: THEHISTORYOFWWE.COM and DDTDIGEST.COM 20 Wins - The Giant (*21 counting handicap against him and Hogan) 10 Wins - Jerry Flynn, Perry Saturn 7 Wins - Curt Hennig 6 Wins - Brad Armstrong 5 Wins - Scott Hall, Yuji Nagata 4 Wins - Fit Finlay, Glacier, Meng, Steve McMichael 3 Wins - Bobby Eaton, Hugh Morrus (*4 counting handicap match against him and Barbarian), Raven, Rick Fuller, Sting, Van Hammer 2 Wins - Barry Darsow, Barry Horowitz, Buddy Lee Parker, Konnan, Renegade, Scott Norton, Sick Boy 1 Win - Al Greene, Bam Bam Bigelow, Barbarian (*2 counting handicap against him and Hugh Morrus), Brian Adams, Buddy Landel, Chavo Guerrero Jr., Chris Kanyon, DDP, Disco Inferno, Hulk Hogan (*2 counting handicap against him and Giant), Jim Powers, John Betcha, John Nord, Johnny Attitude, Kendall Windham, La Parka, Len Denton, Lodi, Manny Fernandez, Mark Starr, Mike Enos, Mortis, Ray Traylor, Reese, Roadblock, Rocco Rock, Scott Putski, Scotty Riggs, Steve Regal, Stevie Ray, Terrance Black, Vincent, Wayne Bloom, Wrath, 9-Person Battle Royal No Contests - Disco Inferno, Chavo Guerrero Jr., Bam Bam Bigelow, and Kevin Nash/Bam Bam Bigelow in a handicap match. Losses - Kevin Nash From 6/23/97 to 12/27/98 - That gives me 148 Wins, 1 Loss, and 4 No-Contests. It is possible I missed quite a few house show matches, but I'm thinking the list started getting padded middle of the way through. After his win over Perry Saturn at Spring Stampede 1998 (4/19), He is announced at 74-0 and the next night on Nitro when he wins the US Title over Raven it's 75-0. At this point I have 68 wins and 2 No Contests. It's highly plausible I'm missing seven House Show/Dark Matches and the record is legit. After the 5/18/1998 Nitro win over Glacier, he is announced at 88-0.(+13) I have this as win 82(+14). His Great American Bash PPV win over Konnan 6/14/1998 is announced as his 100th win.(+12) I have this as win 95(+13). So far I've went from a difference of 7 (75/68), to a difference of 6 (88/82), and now 5 (100/95). His Bash at the Beach PPV win over Curt Hennig 7/12/1998 is announced as win 112(+12). I have 105(+10). The difference is now back up to 7 (112/105). On Nitro Xtra in early November 1998 a win against Meng is counted as 160(+48), but counting the results I have even the announced number would only be 150. My result count is 143(+38). Difference 17(160/143). The night of Starrcade he is said to be at 174-0(+14), but results I have show announced number should be 165(+5) now with 4 total No-Contests. As of the night of his loss to Nash, results I found show a record of 148(+5). So it looks like the streak was legit (+/- 5) until he won the title from Hogan. At that point it started to get a bit inflated, adding upwards of 25 phantom wins. THE REST Please excuse the formatting Kevin Nash/Bam Bam Bigelow 12/29/1998 House Show Loss Triple Threat match Kevin Nash/Giant 12/30/1998 House Show Loss Triple Threat match Giant 1/2/1999 House Show Win Giant 1/3/1999 House Show Win Bam Bam Bigelow 1/6/1999 House Show Win Scott Hall 1/17/1999 WCW Souled Out 17:36 Win Taser Match Scott Hall/Bam Bam Bigelow 1/18/1999 Nitro Win Scott Norton 1/25/1999 Nitro Win Kevin Nash 1/29/1999 House Show Win Kevin Nash 1/30/1999 House Show Win Bam Bam Bigelow 2/3/1999 House Show Win Bam Bam Bigelow 2/7/1999 House Show Win Bam Bam Bigelow 2/21/1999 WCW SuperBrawl 11:39 Win Scott Steiner 2/22/1999 Nitro Win Bam Bam Bigelow 2/26/1999 Nitro Win Bam Bam Bigelow 2/28/1999 Nitro Win Scott Steiner/Buff Bagwell 3/1/1999 Nitro Win w/Rick Steiner Bam Bam Bigelow 3/7/1999 House Show Win Ric Flair 3/8/1999 Nitro NC Hulk Hogan/Kevin Nash 3/15/1999 Nitro Loss w/Ric Flair Meng 3/19/1999 House Show 7:00 Win Meng 3/20/1999 House Show Win Hak 3/22/1999 Nitro Win Hugh Morrus 3/27/1999 House Show Win Bam Bam Bigelow 3/31/1999 House Show Win Meng 4/2/1999 House Show Win Meng 4/3/1999 House Show Win Ric Flair/DDP/Hulk Hogan 4/5/1999 Nitro NC Four-Way Match Kevin Nash 4/11/1999 WCW Spring Stampede 7:46 Win Kenny Kaos 4/12/1999 Nitro Win Ernest Miller 4/15/1999 Thunder Win Shown 4/22 Meng 4/16/1999 House Show Win Meng 4/17/1999 House Show Win Meng 4/18/1999 House Show Win DDP 4/19/1999 Nitro NC Ric Flair 4/25/1999 House Show Win DDP/Sting/Kevin Nash 4/26/1999 Nitro Loss Four-Way Match Meng 4/29/1999 Thunder Win Curt Hennig 4/30/1999 House Show Win Curt Hennig 5/1/1999 House Show Win Sting 5/9/1999 WCW Slamboree 8:16 NC DDP 7/23/1999 House Show Win DDP 7/25/1999 House Show Win Curt Hennig 7/26/1999 Nitro Win Sid Vicious/Rick Steiner 8/2/1999 Nitro Loss w/Sting Rocco Rock 8/5/1999 Thunder Win Kevin Nash/Sid Vicious/Rick Steiner 8/9/1999 Nitro Win w/Hulk Hogan/Sting Six Man Tag Rick Steiner 8/14/1999 WCW Road Wild 5:38 Win DDP 8/15/1999 House Show Win Barry Windham 8/16/1999 Nitro :30 Win Rick Steiner 8/20/1999 House Show Win DDP/Kanyon/Bam Bam Bigelow 8/30/1999 Nitro 5:09 Win w/Hogan Handicap Match Ernest Miller 9/2/1999 Thunder Win Bam Bam Bigelow 9/2/1999 Thunder Win Shown 9/9 Rick Steiner 9/5/1999 House Show Win DDP/Sid Vicious/Rick Steiner 9/6/1999 Nitro Win w/Hulk Hogan Handicap Steel Cage Match Sid Vicious 9/10/1999 House Show Win DDP 9/12/1999 WCW Fall Brawl Win Sid Vicious 9/17/1999 House Show Win Sid Vicious 9/18/1999 House Show Win Sid Vicious 9/19/1999 House Show Win Brian Knobbs 9/20/1999 Nitro Win Hugh Morrus 9/27/1999 Nitro Win Scott Norton 9/30/1999 Thunder Win Sid Vicious 10/1/1999 House Show Win Sid Vicious 10/2/1999 House Show Win Sid Vicious 10/3/1999 House Show Win Jerry Flynn 10/4/1999 Nitro Win Horace Hogan 10/11/1999 Nitro Win Lex Luger 10/18/1999 Nitro Win Sid Vicious 10/24/1999 WCW Halloween Havoc 7:11 Win wins US Title Sting 10/24/1999 WCW Halloween Havoc 3:09 Win was mystery opponent "won" title Bret Hart 10/25/1999 Nitro Loss tons of interference Sting 11/8/1999 Nitro Win Scott Hall/Bret Hart/Sid Vicious 11/8/1999 Nitro 5:00 Loss Four-Way Ladder Match Curt Hennig 11/15/1999 Nitro 2:36 Win Lex Luger 11/19/1999 House Show Win Sid Vicious 11/21/1999 WCW Mayhem 5:30 Win I Quit Match Scott Hall/Kevin Nash 11/22/1999 Nitro Loss w/Sid Vicious Kevin Nash 11/29/1999 Nitro Win Bret Hart/Chris Benoit + Kevin Nash/Scott Hall 11/29/1999 Nitro Loss Triple Threat Tag Team Cage Match Bret Hart 12/5/1999 House Show Loss Jeff Jarrett 12/6/1999 Nitro Win Lumberjack Match Creative Control 12/7/1999 Thunder 3:01 Win w/Bret Hart, Wins Tag Titles Shown 12/9 Kevin Nash/Scott Hall 12/13/1999 Nitro Loss w/Bret Hart, Lose Tag Titles Kevin Nash 12/14/1999 Thunder Loss w/Bret Hart, Handicap, House of Pain Match, Shown 12/16 Bret Hart 12/17/1999 House Show NC Bret Hart 12/18/1999 House Show NC Bret Hart 12/19/1999 WCW Starrcade 12:07 Loss Bret Hart 12/20/1999 Nitro 5:55 Loss Bret Hart wins vacant WCW Title Tank Abbott 6/5/2000 Nitro Win Goldberg's return match after hand injury (12/99) Kevin Nash 6/12/2000 Nitro NC Goldberg turned heel at Bash 6/11 Horace Hogan 6/19/2000 Nitro 2:36 Win Tank Abbott 6/22/2000 House Show Win Jim Duggan 6/26/2000 Nitro Win Jeff Jarrett/Kevin Nash/Scott Steiner 6/26/2000 Nitro Loss Four-Way Kevin Nash 7/9/2000 WCW Bash at the Beach 5:29 Win Hall's Contract at stake Jeff Jarrett/Scott Steiner/Kanyon 7/10/2000 Nitro Loss Four-Way with winner being #1 contender to WCW Title Scott Steiner 7/18/2000 Nitro NC Booker T 7/24/2000 Nitro 3:03 Win subbed for Sting Booker T 7/24/2000 Nitro Loss Kevin Nash/Scott Steiner 8/13/2000 WCW New Blood Rising Loss Triple Threat Scott Steiner 8/19/2000 House Show Draw DCO Scott Steiner 8/20/2000 House Show Win Shane Douglas 9/4/2000 Nitro Win Triple Cage War Games 9/4/2000 Nitro 18:46 Loss Kevin Nash/Jeff Jarrett/Scott Steiner/Vince Russo v. Goldberg/Booker T/Kronik Lance Storm/Elix Skipper 9/5/2000 Thunder Win Handicap Match, Shown 9/6 Scott Steiner 9/17/2000 WCW Fall Brawl Loss Lost via KO Lex Luger 9/21/2000 House Show Win Scott Steiner 9/25/2000 Nitro Win Steel Cage Meng 10/2/2000 Nitro Win Ron Harris/Don Harris 10/2/2000 Nitro Win Big Vito 10/7/2000 Nitro Win Australia Nitro shown 10/9 Johnny the Bull 10/7/2000 Nitro Win Australia Nitro shown 10/9 Chuck Palumbo 10/7/2000 Thunder Win Australia Thunder shown 10/11 Shawn Stasiak 10/7/2000 Thunder Win Australia Thunder shown 10/11 Kronik 10/10/2000 House Show Win Handicap Match David Flair 10/13/2000 Nitro Win Australia Nitro shown 10/6 Elix Skipper 10/13/2000 Thunder Win Australia Thunder shown 10/18 Shawn Stasiak 10/23/2000 Nitro Win Jeff Jarrett/Kronik 10/23/2000 Thunder Win w/Booker T/Sting, Shown 10/25 Kronik 10/29/2000 WCW Halloween Havoc 3:44 Win Handicap match Bam Bam Bigelow 11/6/2000 Nitro Win Lex Luger/Bam Bam Bigelow 11/6/2000 Thunder Win Triple Threat, Shown 11/8 Disco Inferno/Alex Wright 11/10/2000 Nitro Win Handicap Match, Shown 11/13 Lex Luger 11/11/2000 House Show Win Buff Bagwell 11/12/2000 Thunder Win Shown 11/15 Bam Bam Bigelow 11/13/2000 House Show Win Kwee Wee 11/20/2000 Nitro Win Mike Sanders 11/20/2000 Nitro Win Lex Luger 11/26/2000 WCW Mayhem Win Reno 11/27/2000 Nitro Win Lex Luger 12/3/2000 House Show Win MI Smooth 12/4/2000 Nitro Win Shane Douglas 12/4/2000 Thunder Win Shown 12/6 Dewayne Bruce 12/11/2000 Nitro Win Shown 12/12 Lex Luger 12/17/2000 WCW Starrcade 7:20 Win No DQ Buff Bagwell 12/18/2000 Nitro Win Norman Smiley 12/18/2000 Thunder Win Shown 12/20 Mark Jindrak 12/22/2000 Thunder Win Shown 1/3/01 Lex Luger/Buff Bagwell 1/7/2001 House Show Win w/ Dewayne Bruce Kronik 1/8/2001 Nitro Win w/ Dewayne Bruce Lex Luger/Buff Bagwell 1/14/2001 Sin 11:00 Loss w/ Dewayne Bruce, Goldberg would retire if they lost. Goldberg's last WCW Match Satoshi Kojima 8/30/2002 AJPW PPV 4:02 Win Taiyo Kea 8/31/2002 AJPW PPV 3:56 Win Rick Steiner 11/17/2002 AJ/W1 PPV 6:03 Win Kronik 1/19/2003 AJ/W1 PPV 17:57 Win w/Keiji Mutoh Rock 4/27/2003 WWE Backlash 13:04 Win WWE wrestling debut Christian 5/5/2003 Raw NC Christian 5/12/2003 Raw 6:50 Win Steel Cage Lance Storm 5/19/2003 Raw Win Rosey 6/9/2003 Raw 3:25 Win Jericho 6/15/2003 WWE Badd Blood 10:59 Win Christian/Chris Jericho 6/16/2003 Raw 9:12 Win Rodney Mack 6/23/2003 Raw :26 Win Lance Storm 6/30/2003 Raw NC HHH 7/20/2003 House Show Loss Stevie Richards 7/28/2003 Raw Win HHH 7/28/2003 Raw Win Dark Match Ric Flair 8/4/2003 Raw Win Ric Flair 8/11/2003 Raw Win Ric Flair 8/17/2003 House Show Win Randy Orton 8/18/2003 Raw Win Elimination Chamber 8/24/2003 WWE Summerslam Loss HHH, Chris Jericho, Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton, Kevin Nash other participants HHH/Ric Flair/Randy Orton 9/1/2003 Raw Win w/Maven HHH 9/7/2003 House Show 1:12 Win HHH/Ric Flair 9/7/2003 House Show Win w/Maven HHH/Ric Flair 9/8/2003 Raw NC w/Mystery partner (Randy Orton) -- All three jumped him at match start HHH/Ric Flair 9/12/2003 House Show Win HHH 9/21/2003 WWE Unforgiven 14:53 Win Wins WWE Title Chris Jericho 9/22/2003 Raw 6:58 Win Ric Flair/Randy Orton 9/28/2003 House Show Win Ric Flair/Randy Orton 9/29/2003 Raw 5:48 Win w/Shawn Michaels Mark Henry 10/6/2003 Raw 5:10 Win Ric Flair/Randy Orton 10/11/2003 House Show Win w/Shawn Michaels Ric Flair/Randy Orton 10/12/2003 House Show Win w/Shawn Michaels Ric Flair/Randy Orton/Mark Henry 10/13/2003 Raw 6:08 Win w/Shawn Michaels Ric Flair/Randy Orton 10/17/2003 House Show Win w/Booker T Ric Flair/Randy Orton 10/18/2003 House Show Win w/Booker T Shawn Michaels 10/20/2003 Raw 6:30 NC Ric Flair/Randy Orton 11/7/2003 House Show Win w/Booker T Batista 11/10/2003 Raw 2:16 Win HHH 11/16/2003 WWE Survivor Series 11:43 Win HHH/Batista/Randy Orton 11/17/2003 Raw 6:13 Loss 3-on-1 non-title Handicap match HHH/Batista/Randy Orton 11/21/2003 House Show Win w/Booker T HHH/Batista/Randy Orton 11/22/2003 House Show Win w/Booker T HHH 11/24/2003 Raw 7:17 Win Kane 11/28/2003 House Show Win Kane 11/29/2003 House Show Win Kane/Batista/Randy Orton 12/1/2003 Raw 13:49 Win w/Shawn Michaels and RVD Kane 12/8/2003 Raw 5:28 Win Lumberjack Match Kane 12/12/2003 House Show 6:52 Win HHH/Kane 12/14/2003 WWE Armageddon 19:30 Loss Triple Threat, Loses Title (12/15/03 Raw) - Bischoff suspends for 30-days for attacking Conway/Dupree Matt Hardy 1/12/2004 Raw 2:26 Win Return from 30-day suspension Scott Steiner/Test 1/19/2004 Raw 5:17 Win 6 Man Battle Royal 1/19/2004 Raw 6:58 Win w/ Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, Booker T, RVD, Mark Henry Royal Rumble 1/25/2004 WWE Royal Rumble 10:00 Loss Royal Rumble Match Eliminates: Charlie Haas, Billy Gunn, Nunzio Mark Henry/Coach 1/26/2004 Raw 4:23 Win Kane 2/2/2004 Raw 5:00 NC No Contest after Undertaker puts smoke/lightining in ring and Kane runs off (2/9/04 Raw) - Heyman and Austin speared. Vince suspends Goldberg Brock Lesnar 3/14/2004 WWE WrestleMania XX 13:48 Win http://prowrestlingonly.com/index.php?/topic/20701-goldberg/

And then there's this.

I don't think either of these teams are very good, but they are certainly fun to watch.

Ugh, you're just begging someone to post that Fresh Prince clip again, aren't you? And besides, Will is fucking Olivier compared to Jayden.

Kenta isn't cool enough to be Chono.

Worst babyface stable ever. I was so happy when the Hershey bar turned heel on Duggan.