Raw is The Firefly Funhouse - 4/22/2019

[Johnny Sorrow 2,252]

I haven't seen RAW yet, I watch the Hulu one the next day. They gave it a name on the segment? Thing looked like a dragon in the bits leading up, given the smoke. 

[D.Z 7,592]

There's a bunny too.

[The Natural 27,144]

1 minute ago, D.Z said:

There's a bunny too.

Rabbit season!

Edited April 23, 2019 by The Natural

[BubblegumRogue 105]

Soooo, did Vince happen to catch Adult Swim recently? Or maybe Don't Hug Me I'm Scared?

[Nice Guy Eddie 21,268]

6 minutes ago, The Natural said:

Rabbit season!

Duck season!

[Nice Guy Eddie 21,268]

7 minutes ago, D.Z said:

There's a bunny too.

Barry Bunny

[Execproducer 1,041]

7 minutes ago, The Natural said:

Rabbit season!

Oh can we have Kurt Angle as Elmer Fudd, please please.

[Nice Guy Eddie 21,268]

9 minutes ago, Johnny Sorrow said:

I haven't seen RAW yet, I watch the Hulu one the next day. They gave it a name on the segment? Thing looked like a dragon in the bits leading up, given the smoke. 

Yes, it really is Mercy the Buzzard.

[The Natural 27,144]

20 minutes ago, Execproducer said:

Oh can we have Kurt Angle as Elmer Fudd, please please.

Yes. Goofy dork Kurt Angle is my favourite version of Angle.

Edited April 23, 2019 by The Natural

[Overly Critical Man 3,661]

Maybe Lacey Evans should just stop throwing the Woman’s Right against Becky. Someone keeps forgetting to send her the memo that she’s suppose to sell it.

[Cobra Commander 1,884]

I guess "Adult Swim" infused creepy kids show host Bray has some potential.. but Bray's somebody who would twist any sort of gimmick like that. If they suggested a motivational speaker, Bray would end up doing things that would get accused of stealing from WFMU's Hearty White. If Bray was tasked with a Varsity Club revival, he would end up doing the things that Sullivan implied were part of the original varsity club. And so on.

[Nice Guy Eddie 21,268]

1 minute ago, Cobra Commander said:

I guess "Adult Swim" infused creepy kids show host Bray has some potential.. but Bray's somebody who would twist any sort of gimmick like that. If they suggested a motivational speaker, Bray would end up doing things that would get accused of stealing from WFMU's Hearty White. If Bray was tasked with a Varsity Club revival, he would end up doing the things that Sullivan implied were part of the original varsity club. And so on.

I wouldn't be surprised if Bray came up with it. I would think it would lead to Bray brainwashing a new cult of followers, but I have no idea where WWE will take it. I mean, they pissed away sure fire gold with the Wyatt Family, so I'm going into this with no expectations.

[Swiftian 1,296]

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I hope Cesaro eventually gets a new theme and new gear and drops everything associated with The Bar.

Yeah, it''s really weird for Cesaro to come out to the Celtic influenced theme music. I thought it was just a screwup and someone teed up the wrong track, but they played it again after the match.

[SorceressKnight 1,329]

26 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I wouldn't be surprised if Bray came up with it. I would think it would lead to Bray brainwashing a new cult of followers, but I have no idea where WWE will take it. I mean, they pissed away sure fire gold with the Wyatt Family, so I'm going into this with no expectations.

Ultimately, this is the big problem.

Like @Burgundy LaRue said, there is no in-between here. Either this gimmick is going to be the single greatest gimmick in wrestling history, or it's going to be the cringiest gimmick in wrestling history. 

I trust Bray Wyatt is the type of genius who can pull this off.

I do NOT trust WWE Creative to write it well enough to pull it off.

[The Natural 27,144]

 

[The Natural 27,144]

 

[Brian Fowler 14,334]

If they actually get behind Robert Roode, this will be the best, most glorious era of RAW ever.

He'll probably job back to Ricochet next week.

That Bray segment was something else. Man, I knew they were brothers and all, but with his hair pulled back, you can really tell Bray is Bo's brother.

Haven't they had significantly bigger than normal third hour drops every time they've advertised a Corbin main event?

Edited April 23, 2019 by Brian Fowler

[Nice Guy Eddie 21,268]

34 minutes ago, Brian Fowler said:

Haven't they had significantly bigger than normal third hour drops every time they've advertised a Corbin main event?

Probably. A company not run by Vince McMahon would have stopped putting Corbin in main events a long time ago. At least, he's not still taking up 1/3 of the show.

Edited April 23, 2019 by Nice Guy Eddie

[FluffSnackwell 730]

When do they do the very special Firefly Funhouse episode addressing the real cause of Lars Sullivan's unprovoked attacks? That he is ashamed of uncontrollably shitting himself whenever he is aroused, anxious, or confused (in other words all waking hours) and lashing out at his fellow wrestlers is his way of regaining control over his life. 

[RolandTHTG 2,795]

8 minutes ago, FluffSnackwell said:

When do they do the very special Firefly Funhouse episode addressing the real cause of Lars Sullivan's unprovoked attacks? That he is ashamed of uncontrollably shitting himself whenever he is aroused, anxious, or confused (in other words all waking hours) and lashing out at his fellow wrestlers is his way of regaining control over his life. 

Wasnt that last week's episode of Billions?

[FluffSnackwell 730]

1 minute ago, RolandTHTG said:

Wasnt that last week's episode of Billions?

Could be. Dexter is the last series I watched on Showtime. 

[The Natural 27,144]

What we've been waiting for... 

 

[Wyld Samurai 2,073]

3 hours ago, hammerva said:

Fixed your post  

If Roode starts coming out with baby oil and blow pops I think someone may need an attorney.  

When I first saw Roode with the 'stache I instantly thought he looked like Joey Ryan's uncle. 

[Niners Fan in CT 13,829]

3 hours ago, Overly Critical Man said:

Maybe Lacey Evans should just stop throwing the Woman’s Right against Becky. Someone keeps forgetting to send her the memo that she’s suppose to sell it.

She'll have no choice with the moonsault. 

[RolandTHTG 2,795]

Bobby Roode looks like the sort of guy that spends hours carefully curating dick pics