SDL is What's In the Box?!? - 7/18/2017

[Dolfan in NYC]

I swear to Christ.  We had BETTER get a Se7en parody from the Fashion Police.  

[Niners Fan in CT]

[Charlie M.]

I almost forgot what natural chemistry Charlotte and Becky have in the ring. There was some stuff in that match that was just on another level wrestling wise than what we've been seeing in WWE and it was all executed flawlessly.

[Nice Guy Eddie]

11 minutes ago, Dolfan in NYC said:

I swear to Christ.  We had BETTER get a Se7en parody from the Fashion Police.  

First thing I thought of with a box being delivered was Se7en. What's in the box? What's in the fucking box?

[HumanChessgame]

At least Russev isn't going to have to eat a visual pinfall when he loses on Sunday.

RIP Hobby Horse.  The Fashion Police has been on another level, hopefully they aren't relegated to a timewaster preshow segement.

[Kyuubi]

Okay so I just remembered why we did not have a Punjabi Prison Match before...I can't see through that shit. There are too many cages and really it just looks excessive as shit.

[Eivion]

Becky/Charlotte was probably their best match together yet. So much neat stuff there. I was surprised to see Becky get the win, nice.

Fashion Police continue to be awesome.

Main event tag was good.

[piranesi]

They reran footage of Sami Zayn being an asshole and getting a vase smashed over his head for it and that alone made this a decent show.

[Matt788]

I missed the big reveal that Chad Gable is secretly Mark Henry's son.

[piranesi]

Thank you, Rusev, for putting an end to that childish pandering preschool lecture. Sorry about Sunday, bro, and the rest of your career and all.

 

Also your wife is weirdly clumsy but I understand if you don't want to be the one to tell her.

[piranesi]

I also love that Becky just picks a random kid and grabs them by the face and shoves those goggles on their head and leaves without even really looking to see if they look like they'll be happy about it.

[Rev Ray]

RIP Tully, we hardly knew ye....

 

[Wyld Samurai]

5 minutes ago, piranesi said:

I also love that Becky just picks a random kid and grabs them by the face and shoves those goggles on their head and leaves without even really looking to see if they look like they'll be happy about it.

Yeah not quite the Bret Hart effect.;)

[piranesi]

How do you set out to write a parody of the X Files theme song and land that far away?

[Craig H]

Eaten by Boogeyman??? is the new funniest thing I've seen from the Fashion Police.

[odessasteps]

2 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said:

I swear to Christ.  We had BETTER get a Se7en parody from the Fashion Police.  

[piranesi]

Just now, odessasteps said:

I pray so hard this is their opponent on Sunday.

[Nice Guy Eddie]

4 minutes ago, odessasteps said:

Trashing the Powder/child molestor gimmick was a good move on Dustin's part. 

We went from Se7en to Powder. This thread is going in the wrong direction.

[Victator]

56 minutes ago, piranesi said:

I also love that Becky just picks a random kid and grabs them by the face and shoves those goggles on their head and leaves without even really looking to see if they look like they'll be happy about it.

It was Rovert, he's happy. 

[Rev Ray]

 

[RIPPA]

 

[Spritenaut 32]

Liked Becky/Charlotte.  Their attempts to build up the rest of the women's roster aren't working for me.  Women's division just isn't deep enough to support two shows.

Lana's ring gear is really awful looking.  Is that intentional?

Punjabi Prison looks like.... it will be really hard to see the action.  Hopefully, they keep the belt on Jinder.  I'm not that high on him, but he's been something different and an Orton run doesn't seem all that intriguing at this point.  Kinda hard to see Randy jobbing to him a third time in a row, though.

[RIPPA]

In the previous Punjabi Prison matches - they have had a camera man in each level (one in the ring, one in between cages and then outside)

But yeah - when they do the wide shot it is a jumbled mess

[Spritenaut 32]

I did get a laugh of them doing a mock demonstration of what the refs do with the cage doors, with each ref standing there looking very solemn like he was guarding the President or something.

[Charlie M.]

I'm mainly interested to see the Singh Brothers diving off of various parts of the prison into RKO's and getting murdered by Randy again.

Also, it's amazing how far people have come around on Cena because imagine the backlash if Roman Reigns brought up f'n 9/11 to build up a dumb ass flag match?