Victator Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Guy is a charisma vacuum. He was not interesting at all without Gary Hart and even with him he got as high as he could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Hero doesn't even look threatening. He looks like a surfer, which goes with the quasi-Hawaiian name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 These days, a domestic wrestler's choices seem to be: 1) Conform to WWE's mindset. 2) Get used to wrestling for proverbial peanuts for the rest of your life. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 But then you get sunglasses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 These days, a domestic wrestler's choices seem to be:1) Conform to WWE's mindset.2) Get used to wrestling for proverbial peanuts for the rest of your life.Which other jobs let you sack off and do nothing and rise to the top? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRGoldman Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Does anyone else remember back when Gabe Sapolsky said he would never book Hero because he didn't look like a pro wrestler? It got everyone all hot and bothered and when Hero did debut, he got over because once he is in the ring he can pretty much do anything. Great comedy stuff, awesome tag work, great heel heat in the CZW feud. Despite his physique, Hero has that it factor that makes you look at him more than someone else. I'm sure Hero will face the exact same journey and criticism in the coming months, and I'm pretty sure he will get over because for all of WWE's faults, they are generally pretty good about letting the cream rise to the top. Another example of a news story like this being pretty meaningless: HHH and Vince soured on Punk when he got his sleeves done in OVW because they felt it made it harder to come up with a debut gimmick for him. I don't think that ended up having much of an overall effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 They can't just put him in the Shield? I'm sure Moxley's physique isn't much better than it was a year ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Maybe they can go with a "guy who gets mocked by announcers and opponents because of his physique" gimmick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 They can't just put him in the Shield? I'm sure Moxley's physique isn't much better than it was a year ago. He's actually gotten a bit of definition nowadays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Evil Trendy Douche Guy that can also knock you out sounds kind of good. We can get vignettes of him foraging for food in urban settings. Flipping through vinyls. Hire Christina Von Eerie to just sit and look disaffected behind him. He can say shit like "John Cena doesn't look grass fed to me. But me? I'm Non-GM-OH-NO." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 They should make him Taco from The League but a wrestler that shit would be sweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nby6VzVCxRw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caley Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 I'm surprised people are still so worked up about 'WWE wants guys with good physiques' talking point. I mean, if you went to see the ballet and there was a big fat guy who could do all the moves but looked frikkin' ridiculous in a leotard, it would detract from the show. If you went to a Strip Club and there was a woman who could do all the similar pole-work and stuff, but weighed 300 lbs, it would likely detract from the show (Unless, you know, that's what you're into...). If you were watching an action movie with a guy who didn't look either in shape or threatening, it would detract from the film (See 'Abduction'). It's WWE, it's an entertainment medium. The entertainment medium has always been shallow and visual. I mean, do you see seventy-eight-year-old women on 'Big Brother'? Do you see morbidly obese men on 'American Idol'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w. josh Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Evil Trendy Douche Guy that can also knock you out sounds kind of good. We can get vignettes of him foraging for food in urban settings. Flipping through vinyls. Hire Christina Von Eerie to just sit and look disaffected behind him. He can say shit like "John Cena doesn't look grass fed to me. But me? I'm Non-GM-OH-NO." Plus, ring gear consisting entirely of clothing bought at Urban Outfitters would solve everything. Cut-off shorts, Toms, vaguely Native-American print tank top, cycling cap? All of the money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 I mean, if you went to see the ballet and there was a big fat guy who could do all the moves but looked frikkin' ridiculous in a leotard, it would detract from the show. Would probably sell a lot of tickets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Blue Sam Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 On a side note: Why did Al Perez never make it outside of TX?He was going to be the Black Scorpion, but quit when he found out Sting was going to beat him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w. josh Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Would probably sell a lot of tickets. Isn't that the basic plot of a good 60% of Will Ferrell's movies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 I don't like lifting weights myself Ive tried gone to the gym for two weeks just didnt like it blah blah blah. However if I was a wrestler and working for the WWE I would atleast put halfway effort into lifting weights and being seen in the gym by the brass if it was the deciding factor of me moving from devolpment to national TV. Hero doesn't have to get all jacked up or anything just time up and not seem all fluby that can't be that hard to do especially if he's already at the gym why not just lift for an hour or so just to shut the office up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Honestly it shows a lack of commitment to stuffing instead-of potatoes that would likely show up in other aspects were he to get called up. As one of Punk's friends he's gotta know that this is most likely just testing his commitment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalancingAct Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nby6VzVCxRw Who are the guys Michaels is working in the ring with, ending with the superkicks? Big tubby Mexicans taking big bumps seems like a thing this board would be all over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzalez Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 The one in yellow, and black I believe is either Super Porky, or his bother. The other one I don't really know.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_MJ_ Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Do you see morbidly obese men on 'American Idol'? I'm not going to sit here and let you mock the music legacy of Ruben Studdard 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzalez Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 I'm not going sit here and let you mock the music legacy of Ruben Studdard. ...Or who's name I can't remember so I just call him "Retarded Jay Leno". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 ...Or who's name I can't remember so I just call him "Retarded Jay Leno". Isn't that a double negative? Do you mean Susan Boyle? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzalez Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Well if I was comparing him to Daniel Roebuck's performance of Jay Leno, then yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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