RIPPA Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 (Cover By Pedro Boyd) BIG JAPAN~! is the apple of DEAN'S~! eye! RIPPA~! and BALTIMORE~! aren't on speaking terms! BLOOD~! so much BLOOD~! HARLY RAGE~! needs to buy a vowel! SHELDON GOLDBERG~! eats a sandwich! SERENA DEEB~! RAMPAGE BROWN~! MR. EXOTIC EROTIC~!?!?!?! ISRAELI PRO WRESTLING~! MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS~! FULL INTERNET BUSTING VERSION BASICALLY TEXT ONLY VERSION In theory - THEORY - all the videos so work but I am sure something is fucked up. I will fix it at work tomorrow 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brisco Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Merry Fucking Christmas indeed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 DEAN's musings on the Demolition Davies vs. Harly Rage (snicker) match are pure unadulterated genius. Genius, I tells ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concrete Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 This makes today a VERY good day. SO much wrestling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 You guys could have split this and made five DVDVRs and no one would have known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimLivingston Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Awwwwww, why must you hate me so, Phil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goc Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 DEAN makes me feel so much better about my love affair with NECW's tag team The End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Woodbine Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 You get to a certain point where you realize that what indy wrestling should be is shows for kids and fat guys. There is such a simple beauty in kids cheering the faces, booing the heels and the morbidly obese financing the show through concessions and photos with hot women. It is these moments when you realize that you can enjoy wrestling more and so not be annoyed by it. A millions times this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobholly138 Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Thanks for the review of the first Great Southern 8 final match Rippa. Year 2,2013 was won by Sugar Dunkerton and had about 50 people there. Year 3 was won by The Nightmare Known as Jeremiah and they drew maybe 80 people and Rod Price. One last note,the curly redhead guy with all the tats that shows up at the beginning of the Vordell/Matthews match is Jeremy Awesome. Who last year became The Nightmare Known as Jeremiah. Funny story about the first Pro Wrestling EGO Great Southern 8. A mentally challenged group home got tickets. But they only had room in the bus or whatever to bring 10 people. So they would bring 10 let them watch a match then take them back and bring another 10. Was told by the ringside photographer that it is because this group home bought so many tickets that the show wasn't a total bust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee Reverend Axl Future Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 It's a Festivus miracle! - RAF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRV Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 my love for this, it is vast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James F'n X Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Thanks for the info on judo backgrounds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Thanks for the info on judo backgrounds! The badminton backgrounds was the most illuminating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IpponDropkick Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 I was at one of those Beauty Slammers Shows, went to the one in Sydney that was supposed to be an IPPV but was so sparsely attended I don't think it ever saw daylight. Deeb played that coat act here too, though it made more sense since the show was in a chilly hockey arena. She also insisted Starbucks was better than Tim's. We were appropriately outraged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Woodbine Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 The sporting background things on cagematch just sets up unrealistic expectations - Fujinamis kid has a background in golf, so I'm disappointed he isn't using some kind of modified Polish Hammer, taking gigantic swings on his chops or even coming to the ring in an ugly golf sweater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Same thing for volleyball. You better have some good overhand chops, or maybe a decent double axehandle. If there is another Canek match that's better than the dreck on the Lucha and NJ sets I'd like to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 The sporting background things on cagematch just sets up unrealistic expectations - Fujinamis kid has a background in golf, so I'm disappointed he isn't using some kind of modified Polish Hammer, taking gigantic swings on his chops or even coming to the ring in an ugly golf sweater. Or at least yellow plaid pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimLivingston Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Fujinami's kid as Payne Stewart is someone I would buy a ticket to watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Being both overweight and an overgrown kid, this might explain my affection for indy wrestling. Well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Fujinami's kid as Payne Stewart is someone I would buy a ticket to watch. Or perhaps "Pain" Stewart? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Or Chip Fairway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimLivingston Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Imagine if Darsow had this site as a resource when he was trying to get his golfing gimmick over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.M.B. Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Dean your assesment of Big Japan's current deathmatch scene is spot on, it's just maddening. You have a bunch of good wrestlers like Isami, Hoshino, Takeda, Miyamoto, etc. that are all much more enjoyable in regular matches, because it looks like their offense hurts. Then when it's deathmatch time nothing is sold, the setup is way too long with little transition, and there is no sense of struggle. If you watch the classics, even from the earlier lighttube era like MIyamoto/Sasaki and Sasaki/Kobayashi, there is still that feeling of struggle in the matches, and everything is built to and sold. That Hoshino/Isami match was enjoyable in parts, but completely lacked a story. It's frustrating to see spots like ISAMI DOING A DOUBLE KNEE DROP THROUGH CINDERBLOCKS only to be completely no sold and forgotten. Man, what happened and where did all the psychology go that Big Japan used to be known for? Well obviously it's in the Strong division now, but it's just disheartening to see some talented wrestlers go through the motions, but the strong style matches look way more painful than the deathmatches somehow. Also, make sure to get on Sato/Ishikawa vs. Sekimoto/Kamitani from October. You'll fuggin love it, some serious lumps dished out. Sekimoto vs. Shinobu from July as well will further everyone's love of the ultimate underdog Shinobu. Oh and this month YUJI F'N OKABAYASHI returned, and even more rotund. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Watching a few of these matches. Beaa is VERY young-looking. Young-looking to the point where I had to Google her to verify her age...22, okay... ......... ...what? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linus Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Just finished my PRINT OUT of this. Loved every single bit of it. Informative and arousing in equal parts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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