RIPPA Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipGofern Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Instead of the 250th "Jim Ross does commentary" mash-up, some wrestling nerd really has to intercut that clip with that skeevy looking businessman yelling, "ass to ass!" I mean, I couldn't be the only one who yelled that at my TV when Nikki pulled out that move. Could I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I haven't watched Raw yet, but I'm laughing my ass off at Rippa's gif. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 When even the commentators are wondering about what Would-Be-Mrs.-Cena is doing, that's pretty bad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 WWE has a locked room mystery on its hands and its going to piss it away. Seriously, how did Ambrose get out? WWE could go into so many interesting directions with it. HHH should investigate. The security guards were played by indy wrestlers, weren't they? Ambrose probably just walked out when the guards got distracted and went to practice their flips. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 To be fair, they had to get their shit in.P.S. Whatever your opinion is of Cena, it's amazing how quickly he attaches himself to the latest hot act in the hopes that a few people might stop booing him. P.P.S. Already touched on above, my bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Ambrose was high on PCP. He ripped the door off it's hinges and chewed the faces off the indy wrestlers guarding the door.That really is the only explanation. That or something to do with Teddy Hart's cat army. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCM Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 The great thing about Rollins' character right now is that he's so fucking dumb. But he thinks he's the architect, this super smart guy. And it seems like he thinks that just because the announcers started calling him that. Like, in a shoot way...the fake announcers had to create this fake image for him so he had a role in the Shield. But it was fake. We all saw that. It sort of came out of nowhere, It was marketing bullshit. And now, in this strange way. That fakeness is real. Because Rollins "the character" is the only one who bought the fake marketing idea of "the Architect." And so he struts around making these plans, like Kevin Kline in A FISH CALLED WANDA and Hunter sort of rolls his eyes and we everyone else can see he's a fucking idiot. Everyone but him. And so when he sets up some cunning plan, and five minutes later, he's running from someone trying to hide in a locker or a dumpster because it went so wrong....it makes sense. I've always pictured Rollins as Starscream to HHH's Megatron. The best part of that Nikki gif is AJ selling it like she's fighting off a swarm of bees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 John Cena is Optimus Prime and Ambrose is Grimlock. Brock is that giant planet eating thing from the movie. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Hero Morganti Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Unicron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 The great thing about Rollins' character right now is that he's so fucking dumb. But he thinks he's the architect, this super smart guy. And it seems like he thinks that just because the announcers started calling him that. Like, in a shoot way...the fake announcers had to create this fake image for him so he had a role in the Shield. But it was fake. We all saw that. It sort of came out of nowhere, It was marketing bullshit. And now, in this strange way. That fakeness is real. Because Rollins "the character" is the only one who bought the fake marketing idea of "the Architect." This reminds me of George's explanation of Kramer's J. Peterman Reality Tour. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCM Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Seth Rollins Reality Bus Tour could be bigger than the Lex Express. "Coming up on the right is the dumpster I jumped out of right before GTAing some guys car, and flinging Dean Ambrose out the back of it." The best part will be when he asks HHH to go on the tour because he' s a minor celebrity, and he'll only charge Steph $60.00. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 John Cena is Optimus Prime and Ambrose is Grimlock. Brock is that giant planet eating thing from the movie. So the best we can hope is that Daniel Bryan is Rodimus Prime and ROman Reigns is Ultra Magnus, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco543 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Who is Wheelie? Ryder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCM Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Ricardo returns as Bumblebee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I always thought Bumblebee from the Transformers cartoon was cooler than he was because he had Spider-Man's voice from "Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Nikki's ass attack almost makes sense given that she took time in a promo at some point in the last couple weeks to call attention to her voluptuous derrière (her words, not mine; don't shoot the messenger, I generally keep my perving to myself). Almost. P.S. Whatever your opinion is of Cena, it's amazing how quickly he attaches himself to the latest hot act in the hopes that a few people might stop booing him. It's actually light years away from amazing. When a guy gets hot, he rises up the card. When he rises up the card, perennial headliner and face of the business John Cena will be there waiting for him. Some guys stay at the top of the card. Some guys drop back down. It's the name of the game. But the conspiracy theory put forth by so many that Cena gets in the orbit of these guys so he can leach their heat and cast them aside never rang true to me. Cena's been cool with the mixed reactions for years and knows his place is safe. The idea that he's so insecure that he'd try to sabotage the Zack Ryders of the world is absurd. I got many a laugh last year when people pulled out the mental gymnastics to explain how Cena saving Bryan from the wrath of Ryback is akin to a burial (after Bryan's third match of the night no less). 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 So Miz got the Luger treatment and got booked to lose even after Mizdow got a fake title belt to wear? Who writes this shit? That gimmick had real legs. Why kill it now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scraylo187 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 This actually happen tonight: JBL: Eric The Actor was a good friend of WWE and we are sad to hear of his passing. He will be missed. ~Transition To.... Jerry Lawler: I'll TELL YOU WHAT YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS! CENA AND ORTON! TONIGHT! Commercial break. I hope someone actually scripted that transition. Yeah I am not sure how I feel about some character on the Howard Stern show getting mentioned on RAW but the son of William Moody/Paul Pearer is ignored. Don't really get why he is being memorialized by all these companies. WWE could at least have Kane mention that his half brother passed away. It was never established in WWE kayfabe land that Paul Bearer didn't have other children. No. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overly Critical Man Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Seth Rollins Reality Bus Tour could be bigger than the Lex Express. "Coming up on the right is the dumpster I jumped out of right before GTAing some guys car, and flinging Dean Ambrose out the back of it." The best part will be when he asks HHH to go on the tour because he' s a minor celebrity, and he'll only charge Steph $60.00. Dean Ambrose would probably counter Rollins' Reality Bus Tour by going on the BangBus. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I have come to peace with the fact that I just don't understand the business that I've been watching for twenty-plus years. It's cool. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Ambrose wouldn't have pulled out a pack of smokes, he would have pulled out the handful of shorts he picked out of the ashtray outside the highway rest-stop (actually had a friend that did that once, btw). Seriously though he was trying to get someone to throw him a drink during that moment to no avail. C'mon, no Steveweiser for Dean? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scraylo187 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Can't wait for Dean to break that there glass ceiling and lead the company into an exciting new era and then have the company say 'yeah no.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Finished watching Raw. That was awesome. What a really fun finish to the show. Ambrose is everything great about wrestling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buy Me a Burrito Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Man there are some miserable folks watching wrestling. It was a fun show. Could've been better, but whatever. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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