jaedmc Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 By god they stole my Stretch N Launch Technology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayhawk_in_cny Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 My kids absolutely love the Slam City toys, and yes they have the CM Punk one. A while back my 5-year-old said "Now that CM Punk isn't on wrestling anymore, maybe he can really be an ice cream man now." I could barely stop myself from laughing out loud. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Just don't trust him with muffins. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Just don't trust him with muffins. You think he'd try to fuck them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Worse. Much worse, based on his Chicago Marathon story at SDCC's Nerdist show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 I can seriously think of nothing that could be worse than the image of CM Punk sexually violating a breakfast muffin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydneybrown Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Technically Punk didn't do anything with a muffin. It was the muffin wrapper that got the business... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scraylo187 Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 I want more stuff from this set. It reminds me of that table the managers and Vince all used to sit and argue at, when Perfect agreed to be Macho's tag partner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 By god they stole my Stretch N Launch Technology. I see what you did there. Guess we can turn a certain term into "Mizzing" now. That's when she runs away afterwards *rimshot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 My daddy issues told me that I wanted Big Johnny to do some so... *cough*... Things to me The wrestling fan in me thought him running around in a power scooter like an arshole and the way he randomly pointed and did full face shots like an anime character was awesome. But the human being in me felt sorry that HE was the bad guy when Punk rode his ass like Punk had season passes to Disneyland and the kids were in school. Every week, Punk talked shit to him and more and more, Punk looked worst than the week before. When Johnny finally popped his ass, it was soo happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Hey, SMACKDOWN SPOILER! If you want to listen to real comedy, Joan Rivers is on Showtime right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I want more stuff from this set. It reminds me of that table the managers and Vince all used to sit and argue at, when Perfect agreed to be Macho's tag partner. That was, in fact, the set for Primetime Wrestling on USA for a time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEN! Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I just flipped to the last page of that script for 'The Iowa Raucous' cause I was curious about the roster list and the reasons for guys not being available, i.e. Wade Barrett - injured Dean Ambrose - movie Zack Ryder - sucks Xavier Woods - black but it didn't have one. I did learn Kane's new first name is 'Corportate' though. Slam City is so tepid. Hey, Steve Austin wants his ice coffee, stone cold. Get it, kids? Cause he's Stone Cold Steve Austin. Bah. Give me a cartoon where Rusev gets The Miz to teach him how to drive so he can get his driver's license because he's tired of Lana's reckless driving (cause she's a woman). RUSEV CRASH!?! http://youtu.be/Je-ObyacA2Q 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I'm wondering whether they'll let Rusev win at the PPV so they can pull the trigger on the New NOD at last. It's ridiculous having Big E and co. sitting out for so long. That is assuming they want Henry in, of course. But then what would Show do... I guess feud with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Show could be the Owen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Hero Morganti Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 If it means Show dressed in a suit looking like the kingpin I'm down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Show could be the Owen. Is there enough caution tape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRGoldman Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 All this talk of Johnny Ace is perfectly timed. In the college football tonight, we were introduced to a young man named Brock Hekking, who appears to be what would happen if both dynamic dudes impregnated Brian Bosworth. There is literally no way this dude doesn't end up in NXT by 2018. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Does anyone with Xfinity know when I could catch some Lucha? I've seen it on a few times during the past couple of months, but not enough to be able to set my DVR for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco543 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 TV Azteca ch.21 and 611 has CMLL on Saturdays at 5:00pm, WAPAA ch. 648 has WWC Saturday at noon, LAS ch. 675 has some Lucha on Monday mornings at 5am. At least here in South Florida anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Thanks a lot, I found them all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 There's a thread on the Lucha section of the forum that may help you out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 So there is. Thanks. I never really venture into the other sub-forums, and figured I'd get a quick answer here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I can seriously think of nothing that could be worse than the image of CM Punk sexually violating a breakfast muffin. How do we know for sure that the muffin didn't consent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianChris Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 HDB Tracy Smothers keep it sleazy & keep it southern What's HDB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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