nate Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 C'mon ... just this one more: He was Schrodinger's fat. Okay, done. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Poor rovert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 My source is Chris Hero saying it was the reason. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 God dammit...I can't tell if you're being facetious or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 My source is Chris Hero saying it was the reason. Bah, what respected website/dirtsheet/podcast does Hero run? He's not credible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 I would say that the issue was less conditioning and more of an overall look. Anybody that has ever known me or been in the ring with me knows that I can wrestle all day and all night long. I don't get tired, that's not the issue. It's more of a cosmetic issue and my body type is different. I have different ways of working out and my eating habits are at the time. Anybody that has followed my career has seen a lot of fluctuation. I have gone from no muscle tone whatsoever to plumping up to three hundred pounds to cutting that off and becoming more toned and then cutting as much body fat as possible, so I have had my fluctuations and I've switched things around so I think that was more of a cosmetic look and my coaches or the powers-that-be were all very supportive. Source: Chris Hero in an issue of Suck It, Rovert Weekly 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 You guys are mean to Hero. I'd kill to be in as good of shape as he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Poor rovert. I take it back. All hail jae, the king of mods, there is none higher, sucka MCs should call him sire. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StretchMediatedHypertrophy Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 and this recent one I don't doubt he's let go of the diet a bit, but most of us aren't going to look very good from that angle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 I like the guy actually, I kid with love - well.. except for that quote. That's his words, which I think is an honest assessment of his body. Honestly, I like him better the way he is now. I think the added belly chub makes him look more interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 And he could have well been the fourth Wyatt. The sophisticated hipster Wyatt. The Tully Blanchard of the Wyatt family. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 He was somehow both chunky AND doughy. Like a good chocolate chip cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Maybe that's why he gained the weight. Summerslam debut "WHO? IS THAT? OHNO WYATT!!!" "Oh no? where are they, what are they up to now, Maggle?" "Oh. Oh no, Ohno is his name." "Pull yerself together Maggle." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 And he could have well been the fourth Wyatt. The sophisticated hipster Wyatt. The Tully Blanchard of the Wyatt family. For some reason I started hearing this post as a Mojo Nixon song called "Hero is Everywhere." Hero is in your jeans. He's in your cheesburgers Hero is in Nutty Buddies! Hero is in your mom! He's in everybody. He's in the young, the old, the fat, the skinny, the white, the black the brown and the blue people got Hero in 'em too Aahh! The Sailing Hero! Captain Hero! Commodore Hero it is. Soon all will become Hero. Everything everywhere will be Hero. Why do you think they call it evolution anyway? It's really Herolution! Herolution! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Dave Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 As a guy who has the same problem as Hero (good cardio, can go/train for hours, terrible definition) I understand where the guy's coming from. I just think he's like watching paint dry. I guess I'm the only one who doesn't get his appeal. A guy who calls himself "that young knockout kid" should look like he can knock a guy out, and not like he's gonna fix that guy's laptop... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 You guys are mean to Hero. I'd kill to be in as good of shape as he is. Hero has much more flab than I do but I would imagine his cardio is still a hell of a lot better than mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Tall dudes can carry flab better. That's why Patton Oswalt = fat Briah Posehn = big and goofy The flab has like, more room to taper gently toward the knees without bunching up. Guys, we learned this in the fashion talk a few weeks ago. It's all about drape. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre013 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 This is all code for "has shitty diet, won't go on steroids". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Man, I wish I was taller, specifically so I could eat more and get away with it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Trust me, I'm 6'3" and there comes a point when you can't get away with it anymore. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 It's called the GoodMandoza line. Goodman himself crossed it in SEA OF LOVE. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Hero Morganti Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Trust me, I'm 6'3" and there comes a point when you can't get away with it anymore.True facts from another tall dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 The WWE could fill a little time on a RAW by having superstars take part in the ALS Ice Bucket challenge, donate to ALS research and challenge others to do it But they might end one of the challenges with a sneak attack and that might be considered a sleazy angle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 So wait wait wait. There are people that are saying the WWE was dumb to build around the hottest act they've had in literally years? GTFO with that. Yeah, its not like the WWE has ever booked around their hottest act before. And where is Bryan now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 So wait wait wait. There are people that are saying the WWE was dumb to build around the hottest act they've had in literally years? GTFO with that. Yeah, its not like the WWE has ever booked around their hottest act before. And where is Bryan now? Currently on the shelf. But its not like Austin's neck was made of adimantium either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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