Death From Above Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 FUCK YOU to Windows 7 for giving me the worst computer scare I've had in 2 years this morning when my only administrator access profile went completely FUBAR, forcing me to scramble for a 15-step solution that required me to work with both Safe Mode w/Command Prompt and Regedit. On the bright side though... I went through a 15-step solution that required me to work with both Safe Mode w/Command Prompt and Regedit, my head did not explode, and I'm here now. So I won. Please no more of this. Also, stuff like this is presciently why I bought an external hard drive so I've backed up virtually everything on my PC I could possibly care about. The peace of mind of knowing IT'S NOT ALL GONE is really nice to have when things threaten to explode.
MDSONG Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 I big gigantic one to the whole KFAN Rube Chat Message Board for Cyberbulling me & almost having me take my life & the threats. I just left them a-holes They do not care about People with Disabilites except for themselves. My user name was mouthguitarguy on there. they called me imposter which I am not. they attack me when I do my stuff at the fair. they have called me the r-word. at least here are where my true friends are.
Death From Above Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 People who make fun of the disabled are the fucking worst. I have an aunt who has had MS for over a decade, has a speech impediment as a result (so some people mistake her for mentally disabled, which she certainly is not), and usually uses a wheelchair to get around, and although it's not like people mock her out in public but you see the way people treat her differently just subliminally because of people being scared THE CHAIR is contagious is maddening. If people would just not act like THE CHAIR is contagious that would be really cool.
jaedmc Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 FUCK YOU SCHOOL SUPPLIES. THIS IS HORSESHIT. When the fuck did parents have to buy school supplies for everyone? Why the hell do I need to buy three reams of paper for a school? If I buy two packs of chubby pencils for my son they better be his fucking pencils. Tell Snotty and PigPen to get their own goddamn pencils. 9
Burgundy LaRue Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 To cut schools/teachers a little slack, the supplies are usually pooled in your child's classroom and distributed as students need them. In theory, all parents are supposed to provide supplies. Most schools require that parents contribute. Did you just call some kindergarten babies Snotty and PigPen, though?
jaedmc Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 I totally get buying supplies, but when I was a kid, I got a pencil box and all my shit was in my box, and it had cool stickers on it. And my mom she had principles. No Jae, you do not get markers, you get crayons. That's "CRAY-ONs" not "crowns". Markers dry out and leave behind a mountain of plastic waste, crayons last until they're all rubbed out. And my mom could get away with such a decision because it was an OPTION. Crayons OR Markers. Not both. Watercolor set, I'm cool with because kids need to get fancy sometimes. This is another element I do not agree with: 1 Roll of paper towels 1 box of facial tissues 1 box of baby wipes for hands 1 box of disinfectant wipes for tables. You don't need all these. Paper towels, sure. The rest can be covered by paper towels+ water + soap. It's like MineCraft. Add that shit together and get a new tool. Also. Post Its. Kindergartners do not need post-its. You can bet your ass these will be traded among the teachers like smokes in a penitentiary. I used to think I was a socialist. Now I'm not so sure. 1
Lazlo Woodbine Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 Man, the idea of stocking kids up with anything more than a few basics for themsleves just seems bizarre to me, where do your taxes go? I didn't run out of art supplies 'til about 3 years after I left school.
Death From Above Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 I still have a drawer with school supplies I haven't got around to using up and I'm 32. LIke the 4 times a year I actually need a sheet of looseleaf paper or a spare pencil, there it is.
Burgundy LaRue Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 Well, you need facial tissue for blowing your nose. No one wants a paper towel for that job, if they have an option. Table wipes are a bit much, though. Just ask for bottles of hand sanitizer and pump a bit of that on the desks. Wipe off with a paper towel. Most kids aren't going to be messy enough to need baby wipes. Again, hand sanitizers. I'm with you on the post-it notes. Heck, they can buy those things in bulk for the entire school. Most schools have vendors on contract that sell basic supplies on the cheap. And markers are required now? That's too extra. I thought schools hated them because they can leak and leave ink everywhere.
jaedmc Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 Back from Target. A Target on a weekend in Chicago is a bad idea anyway, but a Target on the weekend before school starts, SUICIDE! Asked a young lady, who's trying to make sense of this madness in the back-to-school aisle, if they were out of these so called CHUBBY PENCILS. She says, " We don't carry them. Only Staples carries them." I get to the cash register and the lady asks "Did you find everything you were looking for today?" I explain that, "No, ma'am, I did not. One of your fellow employees told me that you guys don't carry CHUBBY Pencils and that I'd have to go to Staples to find them." She responds, "But I thought all the Staples were closed down?" goddamnit. 1
Swift Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 Well, you need facial tissue for blowing your nose. No one wants a paper towel for that job, if they have an option. The sleeves of their jumpers aren't good enough these days? Hoity toity 4 year olds. 1
Jingus Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 I big gigantic one to the whole KFAN Rube Chat Message Board for Cyberbulling me & almost having me take my life & the threats. I just left them a-holes They do not care about People with Disabilites except for themselves. My user name was mouthguitarguy on there. they called me imposter which I am not. they attack me when I do my stuff at the fair. they have called me the r-word. at least here are where my true friends are.Triple-fuck people like that. Specifically: fuck them in the left nostril with John Holmes, in the right nostril with Ron Jeremy, and in the mouth with Secretariat. Continue with vigorous thrusting motions until the activity becomes necrophilia. As a guy with various nagging little disabilities and an exciting variety of mental illnesses, I've got zero tolerance for horseshit like that. Stay here with us, MDSong, we'll treat you right. where do your taxes go?Not to schools. That's the problem. We could fully fund our entire school system for the year with about the same amount of money that we spend on the military in a single month. But of course, sending billion-dollar stealth robots to blow up cave-dwelling brown people in funny-sounding countries in order to Preserve Our Freedoms is way more important than properly educating our future generations to the same level that every other first-world nation does. Gee, why is America no longer the economic superpower that it used to be?! Also, FUCK YOU to the very nice but clearly in-over-his-head manager at my understaffed new clerkin' job, who threw me to the wolves in a ten-hour solo overnight shift when I'd had approximately fifteen seconds of training and then (politely) chewed me out afterwards for being totally ignorant on how to do half this shit. ("Get the dolly from the storage room." "Get the what from the where? Nobody's even mentioned those to me.") And the goddamn gas pumps just mysteriously stopped working in the middle of the night, and I had to call the guy and wake him up three separate times over the course of three hours to get him to finally come out and fix them. 2
John Austin Posted August 25, 2013 Posted August 25, 2013 Jingus is right. Outside of some knuckleheads I've always felt like I could come here and discuss things without feeling dumb. And people can razz on each other like friends and not taken too seriously. Other places you have to be part of an inner circle to really feel like you're participating despite trying to grow their membership numbers.
MDSONG Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 (edited) Update: thank you everyone. please Boycott KFAN's Rube Chat Message Board so we can shut that board down for good. I talked to a lot of friends of mine & sent messages to my local news & national News Organizations even the autism organization. the autism community & my wife are super angry. so again a big FU to that board. Edited August 26, 2013 by MDSONG
hammerva Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Fuck you to the people who are constantly talking about Miley Cyrus on twitter that I actually went to look for this on youtube (I am weak person) Now that I have seen it Fuck you to white anorexic girls who think they can twerk. You are ruining it for everyone Fuck you to Miley for temporarily ruining teddy bears Fuck you to Billy Ray Cyrus for creating one of the worst song ever and apparently doing some weird weird shit that turned Miley completely nuts 2
Dewar Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 She's fake nuts, because she sees the attention Gaga gets for pretending to be nuts too. She forgets the part where Gaga is actually somewhat talented. FUCK YOU to whoever selected the non-Timberlake performers at the MMVA's tonight. It's like they wanted everyone else to suck so their "Legend" induction looked head and shoulders above everyone else. Mission accomplished. You should have let Macklemore & Ryan Lewis sing "Thrift Shop" too, you jerks.
Death From Above Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 I actually like music so I have no idea why I would subject myself to horse shit like the MVA's. Sorry.
The Man Known as Dan Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Fuck you to the people who are constantly talking about Miley Cyrus on twitter that I actually went to look for this on youtube (I am weak person) Now that I have seen it Fuck you to white anorexic girls who think they can twerk. You are ruining it for everyoneFuck you to Miley for temporarily ruining teddy bearsFuck you to Billy Ray Cyrus for creating one of the worst song ever and apparently doing some weird weird shit that turned Miley completely nutsI'll give Billy Ray the benefit of the doubt here: raising a child star is almost impossible even for a good parent.I'd recommend "7 reasons Child Stars Go Insane (An Insider's Perspective) on Cracked.com. It was written by Mara Wilson, who you might remember as Matilda. It's a good read. 1
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Imagine spending the first 17 years of your life hearing DON'T TELL MA HEART, MA ACHEY BREAKY HEART over and over again as your idiot father rocks back and forth holding a sealed package with a decaying mullet in it.
Reggie20x6 Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Will Smith, 'Stage Dad' is an embarrassment. I'm still amazed that he produced a son that is completely devoid of any sort of discernible charisma. That whole Miley Cyrus incident just reminded me of that scene from 'The Nutty Professor' remake. I'm not on Disney anymore everybody! Look at me! I'm totally a sexual icon now! Woooooo!
Niners Fan in CT Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 She's not nuts but it sounds like she is definitely on drugs. Either way In 5 years she'll be a "sweet southern gal" again. The part that annoys me is how she continues to act like she THINKS black people are. Lady Gaga does have actual talent and apparently a lot of ass too. 1
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Will Smith, 'Stage Dad' is an embarrassment. You're lucky old man Hummel wants you alive.
Reggie20x6 Posted August 26, 2013 Posted August 26, 2013 Will Smith, 'Stage Dad' is an embarrassment. You're lucky old man Hummel wants you alive. The world is being Fed-Ex'd to hell on a handcart anyway.
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