piranesi Posted February 23, 2014 Posted February 23, 2014 "We need to talk. I know right in the middle of the Elimination Chamber match is maybe not the best time to bring this up...but Eddie was your real father."
Nice Guy Eddie Posted February 24, 2014 Posted February 24, 2014 "Hey kid, let me ask you a question. You ever been with a MILF before? Well, there's this cool website on the internet, the internet, that's a thing they make with computers. Can you believe it? Anyway, it's called CougarLife.com. It's a place where you can hook up with older experienced women. How bout that? Horny old ladies that are DTF. That's CougarLife.com and tell 'em ol' Cold Stone sent ya." You forgot to add, "for the workin man!" "Swig of beer for the working man! The guy out there driving a truck, hauling freight, maybe they're out there training clients to lift those heavy-ass kettlebells. Did you know that the world of personal training is heating up? Whatever kind of work they're doing, I salute them. They're out there working they asses off to make that dollar to pay those gimmicks they keep sending in the mail called bills and the last thing they want to do after a long day of earning that dollar is to go out and pay for some pussy. You don't want to have to go to some bus stop and pick up a cheap hooker. That's how you get syphilis in your eyeball! You done paid for pussy and now your eyes are all fucked up because you didn't go to CougarLife.com. That's a website where you can find experienced older women that know how to make love to a younger man. Ain't that something, Urethra? That's CougarLife.com and use promo code 'STEVE' to take advantage of their February manage-a-twat special." Just awesome work from everyone involved here. Funny, funny shit. I salute you guys. 1
cool arrow Posted February 24, 2014 Posted February 24, 2014 Looks like Tenryu just punched Nakamura in the balls and stole his belt. 2
kafkonia Posted February 24, 2014 Posted February 24, 2014 Nakamura is fast becoming my favourite wrestler whom I've never seen wrestle.
RIPPA Posted February 24, 2014 Author Posted February 24, 2014 Poor poor man who won't exist again in 5 days
Michael Sweetser Posted February 24, 2014 Posted February 24, 2014 I love that this is the only instance where they don't put the "NO LONGER AVAILABLE" graphic over the phone number. Because really, it doesn't work otherwise. I love this Network so much, you guys.
cool arrow Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 Yes, those pictures are definitely exciting. "THRILL as Mr. Wrestling solders stuff! SWOON as Mr. Wrestling talks on the phone!"
piranesi Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 I'm almost certain the one with the gun was from when Clint Eastwood paid him a visit in THE EIGER SANCTION. 2
Rev Ray Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 A young Cornel West plots what he will do to Bruno Sanmartino.... So much going on here. Mr. Wrestling as Dirty Harry.... Him hosting an evening of the best hits of light music on K-MRW... Him shooting pornos with Bob Crane... 9
Spritenaut 32 Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 I remember when Nakamura was a decent in-ring guy, but seemed to have very little charisma. Bland is the word I'd use to describe Naka during the 00's.
cool arrow Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 I remember when Nakamura was a decent in-ring guy, but seemed to have very little charisma. Bland is the word I'd use to describe Naka during the 00's. He got better.
Dog Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 Yes, those pictures are definitely exciting. "THRILL as Mr. Wrestling solders stuff! SWOON as Mr. Wrestling talks on the phone!" I don't know, I'm kind of terrified of the gun pic. It's like the ghost of the '70s has marked me for death. 1
Rev Ray Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 When I fell out of doing tape reviews, it was weird to see Nakamura on a live show after remembering him as the guy they were trying to push into shoot fighting and pushing him as super young lion. It's an improvement.
cool arrow Posted February 25, 2014 Posted February 25, 2014 Yes, those pictures are definitely exciting. "THRILL as Mr. Wrestling solders stuff! SWOON as Mr. Wrestling talks on the phone!" I don't know, I'm kind of terrified of the gun pic. It's like the ghost of the '70s has marked me for death. Shouldn't the ghost of the 70's be wearing a powder-blue leisure suit?
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