Tromatagon Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 You fucks need to recognize that Hulk Hogan is a trained thespian and has made more movies than any of you ever will 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimo Necro Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Lets just hope the Hulkster doesnt have "a senior moment" and forgets that he is not in TNA anymore. "Well you know something Dixi... err... Stephanie dude, this next match is the Wyatt Family up against the Aces and 8s... No brutha, the Shield... I meant the Shield"... *Lingering shot of Hogans hound dog face* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 The flex/yes combo is going to get people so stoked 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 I hope all of his backstage vignettes are him talking but nobody notices he's even there. "I'm down with the Yes Movement, brother. I've had my eye on you and I gotta say...I guess he's busy." "Goldust dude, you and your brother have been tearing it up, brother...okay you guys go warm up. I'm sure you got a lot on your...mind...*sigh*" "You know Yoshi, dude, the Japanese are pretty tough, brother. I remember one time Yokozuna killed me dead and humbled me just like you're doing now by walking away." "Bruti always listened." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Please let the whole thing be an elaborate setup for the ultimate Bad News Barrett segment! Followed by Hogan suing Vince for being ridiculed on live PPV complete with a televised deposition with Barrett fully in character. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 and then Hogan cuts a promo before the main event about slamming Randy Orton into Lake Pontchatrain, causing the levees to burst and flooding New Orleans, before he dogpaddles/backstrokes the city to safety 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 wasn't the news a few weeks ago that Hogan couldn't even get physically involved in something minor like a pull apart brawl? I doubt he'll be dropping legs on anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Hulk, I've got some BAAAAD NEEEEWS. The only leg dropping happening tonight is whatever that is dribbling down your pants leg because your adult diaper is failing in its singular mission of containment. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 wasn't the news a few weeks ago that Hogan couldn't even get physically involved in something minor like a pull apart brawl? I doubt he'll be dropping legs on anyone. yeah, in theory he shouldn't be in so bad shape that he can't punch someone... but maybe he is in bad shape. I seem to recall doubts about him dropping legs when he was arriving in TNA in 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Z Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Lol, I went to Hulk Hogan's twitter to see, if he had anything to say about his return and the first thing I see is a retweet of one of those awful pictures of his burnt-up hand he posted some time ago. Never change, Hulk Hogan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.Rex-n-effeckx Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Man I was hoping for a Sting and New Robocop co-hosted Mania. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Is it too late for Freddy Krueger and The Fat Boys? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bink_winkleman Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Lol, I went to Hulk Hogan's twitter to see, if he had anything to say about his return and the first thing I see is a retweet of one of those awful pictures of his burnt-up hand he posted some time ago. Never change, Hulk Hogan! Also this creepy picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 wasn't the news a few weeks ago that Hogan couldn't even get physically involved in something minor like a pull apart brawl? I doubt he'll be dropping legs on anyone. yeah, in theory he shouldn't be in so bad shape that he can't punch someone... but maybe he is in bad shape. I seem to recall doubts about him dropping legs when he was arriving in TNA in 2010 There's a lot of difference between TNA and WWE. If this was pre-wellness and all the IMPACT testing and physicals, I could see them asking Hogan to do something in-ring. But now? I don't think so. Hell, they delayed the Nash/Punk/HHH program a couple years back because Nash couldn't pass the tests the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Maybe he can call in some friends and we can get that Nasty Boys/New Age Outlaws Dream Match for the tag titles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.J. Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 I hope Hogan calls Batista a B-level star. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 I just want Earthquake to win that fucking belt already. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Never change, Hulk Hogan! Don't worry. He has two speeds: "sleeping" and "BROTHER!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 What's with indy shows putting shit on the same time as WWE PPVs? I'm going to the NWA Hollywood TV taping, which ends 6PM pacific time on Sunday. Kind of weird. Colt Cabana's $5 wrestling IPPV is the same time as Elimination Chamber too, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Colt will be passive aggressive to the end. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 FUCK I mean Championship Wrestling from Hollywood What made everyone abandon the NWA this time? Insurance fraud or some shit, right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caley Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Hulk, I've got some BAAAAD NEEEEWS. The only leg dropping happening tonight is whatever that is dribbling down your pants leg because your adult diaper is failing in its singular mission of containment. I was gonna like this, but in the end it kinda made me sad more than laugh, even though it is funny, hence no likes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 I try to touch more than just the funny bone, Caley. It's very important to me that my comedy comes from truth. Judy Tenuta taught me that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Lord Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 FUCK I mean Championship Wrestling from Hollywood What made everyone abandon the NWA this time? Insurance fraud or some shit, right? This happened sometime last year. New group took over the NWA and refused to let Adam Pearce and Colt Cabana finish the Seven stages of hell thing they were doing, so Pearce and co. withdrew Championship Wrestling from Hollywood from the the NWA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 I guess I need to get around to ordering that doc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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