Burgundy LaRue Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 As I'm sure no one is interested in knowing, I find a good-natured member of our fine establishment and deem that person as the DVDVR Cuddliest Member (aka The Cuddly One). I started my tradition in 2012. For the past two years, Dolfan in NYC has worn the crown with adorableness and good cheer with his regular postings of sweet-faced animals after Miami-affiliated teams lost. Dolfan was well on his way to becoming a THREE TIME, THREE TIME, THREE TIME champion. But alas, Dolfan lost ground late last year with odd pictures of growling dogs and mysterious droppings. Ew. That's not the way to BLR's cold heart. So with that in mind, I thank Dolfan for his service and put the Cuddliest Crown on the line for the new year! (smattering of applause) There are several candidates worthy of wearing the imaginary crown and sash. But I have narrowed the pool to just one person, the one who exemplifies the high standards I've set for such an honor. Without further hesitation, ladies and gentleman! Please join me in congratulating the DVDVR Cuddliest Member for 2014--- (drum roll) MARTY SUGAR! (smattering of applause, followed by random coughing and a yell of FIX! from the former champ) Marty's posting of pictures of him wearing pumpkin-colored t-shirts during Halloween and knife-wielding daughters helped his cause. But he sealed the victory with his fantastic diatribe slamming the awfulness of Bratz films in the Movies and TV section. Some of his best work ever on the board. So with that, Marty Sugar has been deemed by me as the DVDVR Cuddly One for the next 12 months. Congratulations to him on his crown, which earns him no cash or prizes. Sorry, it just ain't in the budget. Be sure to come back next year as I crown a new DVDVR Cuddliest Member! I will now serenade Marty as he takes his first walk as the victor to music selected just for him-- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 The Cuddly King has fallen. The. Cuddly. King. Has. FALLEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Obviously FSW, Gonzalez and BigFresh and the Grinch split the votes allowing for this to happen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 I'm actually very cuddly in real life. Just sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Eat more salad? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted January 3, 2014 Author Share Posted January 3, 2014 Not to worry, non-winners. I take applications throughout the year for potential candidates. Previous champions will automatically be considered, provided there are no pictures of canaries being devoured by tigers or whatnot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizium Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 What if it's a particularly dick-ish canary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 I knew I was out of the running when you called me drunk. I refuse to play your games! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted January 3, 2014 Author Share Posted January 3, 2014 Go home, Tabe. You are drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Already out of the running for 2014. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted January 3, 2014 Author Share Posted January 3, 2014 (Passes a box of tissue to Tabe) Calm down. No one is out of the running--yet. Just be nice and funny, and you have a chance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 The nice people aren't funny and the funny people aren't nice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 I'm only mean because I care too much. NOW FIX ME A SANDWICH, DAMMIT 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 I tend to think I'm funny even if I'm not and I can actually be nice if that's what it takes! I'll even let Fowler out of his cage more than once a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 I'd make a joke about a cuddly member but it'd be too hacky. Oh wait.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 I'd vote for Victator, personally. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Sugar Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Just found this...I'm touched. I'd like to thank the DVDVR Academy, and the man upstairs: L. Ron Hubbard. Now I'd like to go on a quasi-political diatribe until my mic gets cut off. We need to stop with th-- [cut to commercial] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 You live in L. Ron Hubbard's basement? Are you playing foosball with My Name is Earl right now? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Just found this...I'm touched. I'd like to thank the DVDVR Academy, and the man upstairs: L. Ron Hubbard. Now I'd like to go on a quasi-political diatribe until my mic gets cut off. We need to stop with th-- [cut to commercial] We can't have a "Stop the Jae Abuse" speech. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 I assumed he was gonna say "white people". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie20x6 Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 I miss the days when the glitterati ruled the roost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted January 5, 2014 Author Share Posted January 5, 2014 New day, new rulers. Welcome our new cuddly overlords with open arms! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Yeah, I wouldn't get too close to "Tickle Me" Johnny Sorrow if I was you, open arms or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Yeah, I wouldn't get too close to "Tickle Me" Johnny Sorrow if I was you, open arms or not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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