Greggulator Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 So the current girlfriend of a guy heard an ex-girlfriend of her man call him a "fuck face" & got defensive about it? Yeah, that seems normal to me. Of course, I'm from the mid-West. It's nothing buy psycho drama here. A normal reaction would be: "Hey, Phil. Did she just call you 'fuck face'? What the hell is that about???" "Oh, we're old friends. It's a weird term of endearment. She says it to everyone." "Oh, OK." "Can we talk about everyone hating me in OVW again and how amazing I am?" That would be an abnormally ideal and rational reaction. I have never ever ever dated a woman who would react anywhere near in that ideal way. Usually it would be: smile smile smile...small talk, blah blah... and then later that night... "So, good show tonight, huh?" "Yeah i think we..>SO BLONDIE SEEMS TO BE SUPER INTO YOU HUH??????" "Uh....well it's been awhile but>>>>SO IS SHE LIKE TEXTING YOU AND SHIT???" "I haven't really heard from her in>>>>>WELL SHE'S A TOTAL BITCH I COULD TELL" "We ended things okay, I'd like to think we're still>>>>YEP TOTAL BITCH! YOU DODGED A BULLET HEY LET ME SEE YOUR PHONE FOR A MINUTE>.>>>I JUST NEED TO CHECK SOME SETTINGS AND STUFF" 7/10 on the "Greggulator tells stories of his ex's" scale. The one thing that has never happened to me was two girls fighting over me or a psycho ex trying to ruin my life months later. They attempted to ruin my life at the time of the relationship. I made sure I handled the break-ups so poorly/magnificently that the other person hated my guts so much they essentially erased me from their lives like Eternal Sunshine. Single guys: That's a policy worth considering. But I have friends in their mid-30s who have dated girls barely able to drink. AJ fits the mold perfectly well. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clintthecrippler Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 For what it's worth -- that Lita/AJ cartoon has been around for about a month now. I remember seeing it float around Tumblr in early November, so it wasn't something necessarily drawn by anybody backstage in the WWE. It seems that certain people online here and other places are thinking that's the case... Not shocked by that, as it is an obvious joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I met the Hulkster as a kid and kept my shit solid That's because Hulkster is whatever.... It's all about WARRIOR. I don't think we can be friends. I'll never call you fuck and or shitface SHITDICK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 For what it's worth -- that Lita/AJ cartoon has been around for about a month now. I remember seeing it float around Tumblr in early November, so it wasn't something necessarily drawn by anybody backstage in the WWE. It seems that certain people online here and other places are thinking that's the case... Fair point, but it's still not very professional to pass it around the company, which was apparently what was happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Also, what would be the best area for an ultimately-doomed regional fed? My first guess? the Midland/Lubbock/Amarillo corridor (or somehow get on TV in Amarillo/Lubbock/Midland/Wichita Falls/Abilene/San Angelo, and watch your talent burn massive amounts of gas every week). A lot of the indy feds are either in metro areas with no real exposure, or smaller areas with no real exposure. So no matter what, unless you have some way to get on TV, you're not getting on TV I've always thought a regional lucha fed could work somewhere, but I dunno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianChris Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 But for the wrestling profession, its probably a regular day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Also, what would be the best area for an ultimately-doomed regional fed? My first guess? the Midland/Lubbock/Amarillo corridor (or somehow get on TV in Amarillo/Lubbock/Midland/Wichita Falls/Abilene/San Angelo, and watch your talent burn massive amounts of gas every week). A lot of the indy feds are either in metro areas with no real exposure, or smaller areas with no real exposure. So no matter what, unless you have some way to get on TV, you're not getting on TV I've always thought a regional lucha fed could work somewhere, but I dunno. there'd be enough areas to make that idea work with Spanish-language media outside of the obvious areas. Although the catch would involve if the fans would show up for just any wrestling or if stars would be required. Every once and awhile we see listings for American shows on KrisZ's schedules. But they're in NYC/Chicago/LA. Not in West Texas or Hidalgo or Yuma or wherever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 The cliched saying is "don't shit where you eat," but we've probably all either done it, tried it or considered it, at least. Punk's got a bad case of the runs where he eats. Thinkin' about it, he's just one of those movie-star types who can't date regular people, only other movie or music stars. He's the John Mayer of professional wrestling. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 How is the Goldust gimmick suppose to be outdated? I don't remember a pop culture trend of sexually ambiguous people painted in gold in 1995. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 on checking the WWE events schedule, I found that they're in KC at 1pm on Super Bowl Sunday. If only the heels had any material to rile up KC people that afternoon (coughOneAndDonecough). Fortunately they decided to give RAW/SD to Omaha and Des Moines for February 3rd/4th. No risk of the Omaha Nighthawks Super Bowl parade causing the WWE to move anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 It just dawned on me that the entire "face of the WWE" storyline was to stroke the ego of Stephanie "new WWE Brand Ambassador" McMahon, who is now the actual corporate face of WWE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORELOCK Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 The cliched saying is "don't shit where you eat," but we've probably all either done it, tried it or considered it, at least. Punk's got a bad case of the runs where he eats. Thinkin' about it, he's just one of those movie-star types who can't date regular people, only other movie or music stars. He's the John Mayer of professional wrestling. I imagine it's much more difficult to maintain a relationship with someone sitting at home that you rarely see than it is to maintain with someone you are able to spend more time with. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 The cliched saying is "don't shit where you eat," but we've probably all either done it, tried it or considered it, at least. Punk's got a bad case of the runs where he eats. Thinkin' about it, he's just one of those movie-star types who can't date regular people, only other movie or music stars. He's the John Mayer of professional wrestling. I imagine it's much more difficult to maintain a relationship with someone sitting at home that you rarely see than it is to maintain with someone you are able to spend more time with. I'd be down for this concept, if it wasn't that Punk seems to have trouble maintaining relationships with someone that he's able to spend more time with. Dude seems to approach women in the bizness like Jay in "Clerks" going to that party ("I'll fuck anything that moves!"). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 All of Punk's lady friends play second fiddle to Colt, which is why they all get dumped in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 All of Punk's lady friends play second fiddle to Colt, which is why they all get dumped in the end. So colt suggests the jason lee solution from chasing amy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 At some point they'll progress to the "J&SBSB" part of their relationship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I'm waiting for news of Punk's eventual illegitimate progeny. It's sheer statistics ... it's gonna happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontaneous Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 So, is this all part of our planned storyline? The Hobo Army and the Sin Cara Syndicate finally end their feud when CM Punk's Straight Edge raised Clan attack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scraylo187 Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I'm waiting for news of Punk's eventual illegitimate progeny. It's sheer statistics ... it's gonna happen. JR Punk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 The real reason why Punk is straight edge: the number of ugly women he would wake up next to if he wore beer goggles most nights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caley Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I think some people here are just a little too interested in who/who isn't CM Punk dating/sleeping with. When did this site turn into Perez Hilton for wrestlers!? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 2006 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Was that when the sleaze thread was a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Also happily coincides with Punk coming up to ECW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 The cliched saying is "don't shit where you eat," but we've probably all either done it, tried it or considered it, at least. Punk's got a bad case of the runs where he eats. Thinkin' about it, he's just one of those movie-star types who can't date regular people, only other movie or music stars. He's the John Mayer of professional wrestling. But it hasn't worked out badly for him, just the women. So why should he stop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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