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I more have trouble believing the part where Ole wasn't going to complain about something

I really can't believe some of you guys here. We're all just trying to have intelligent, responsible, grown-ass adult conversations in here and then one of you just has to go and ruin everything by bringing up the possibility that RVD might be in the Royal Rumble...

Fuck Mil Mascaras

If I have to close it again - several of you won't be around to see February.

It's upsetting when stro says something sensible.

The weirdest thing about WWE in the past 3-4 years is how they've forgotten that you can have a guy on TV and getting angles progressed without having them wrestle every week. And then not realizing that guys are getting hurt and ruining long term plans because they wrestle 2-3 long TV matches every week instead of short jobber matches or 1 TV match per month. KO and Ambrose have a big match at the Rumble? How about...not having them both wrestle 7 long TV matches in the month before it happens where they don't hold back and take all the bumps and do all the dives every time. Two guys who are good at promo stuff. Maybe just have them cut promos on each other for a month, then you don't have to worry as much about one of them getting hurt before the PPV.

Let me answer this question in flowchart form.

Also, that last hashtag (which I didn't notice until now) makes me realize how much I want to see Sheamus on Up Up Down Down. Also this:

This can't possibly end well.

Tully/Magnum Starrcade '85.

A dangerous game. Watch your underwears, friend.

I'm now amusing myself imagining a real life version of Throw Momma From The Train with HHH as Billy Crystal and Vince as the mom.

Watt and RG3, two platitude-spewing attention whores in one place, would be amazing. They'll either be best friends or mortal enemies. Maybe they can get matching letterman jackets.Would any team go from irrelevant jojo to elite, delusional heel faster? If Bob goes there I'm rooting for them.(I'm referring to their heel status more than their success when I say elite) We're not irrelevant! We've been to the playoffs 3 out of the last five years!(Pats Lawful on the head.)Sure thing, champ. Slow down, Vincey. The Panthers are one Cam Newton Achilles or ACL tear from being the Texans.

I think Agents of Shield is a good show. I just don't like the characters, the plots, the dialogue, the movie tie-ins or the direction the show is moving in.

Ah, a little tap on the arm? At least he wasn't getting attacked by a septuagenarian with a knife. And let me assure you, Ole wouldn't run online to tweet about getting stabbed even if Twitter were around then. Toughen up, Kevvy. Maybe watch some Georgia Championship Wrestling and see how real burly toughmen did it back then, dammit.

I wish I knew how to embed tweets. But in any case, here's Kevin Owens: Kevin Owens ✔ @FightOwensFight To the kid who hit me in the arm tonight: I could beat up your dad in a second. To the dad: Raise your kid better. And I could beat you up. 10:58 PM - 9 Jan 2016

#1 Boo Cristobal. I was at the show ringside (I'm in the orange shirt in the Owens/Zayn video). First match was Enzo/Cass v. Dash/Dawson for the tag titles pretty good match Second was Carmella v. Alexa which was a lot of holds back and forth that led to nothing but the transitions were pretty smooth. Carmella is using a flatliner before locking in her heads scissors submission. Third match was Bull Dempsey v. Elias Sampson. Sampson came out through the crowd (which was super packed, I think they oversold for the space). Match was ok, Bull came out with a cheesehead which Sampson kicked into the crowd before tearing into pieces. Fourth match was Bayley v. Nia for the Womens title. Part of me thinks that there could be a heel Bayley if they ever play up her being super cocky now that she's the champ. Bayley won with the Belly to Bayley. Fifth match the Campia v. Zayn this was fun. Big spot was Zayn kicking out of a top rope Air Raid Cash. After the match Zayn did a rah rah NXT promo which brought out Owens. Sixth match was Eva v. Peyton Royce. Big boos for Eva. As an aside, I did not realize how nice looking Eva is until seeing her in person. Main event was Crews/Corbin/Balor. Fun match Corbin got whipped to the guard rail perpendicular from the one by me but it was with enough force that the rail by me crashed into my shoulder. After the match Balor took some photos with kid next to me with the full Demon face paint. He then looked at me and said "Have a good one boys" and slapped me in the chest pretty hard. Fun show and these were the best seats I've ever had to a wrestling show in my life.

The answer is no What the Omnibus thread became in literally the three hours since I last checked it is the exact reason why

Does this mean Bernie is going to die in office a month after inauguration? If he wins, someone please make sure he wears his coat to the inauguration.

Today, in the continuing adventures of the greatest basketball player alive:

As we have seen thru the years, it is more on the receiver than Bayley to make the move look good. Charlotte has fucked it up for years, Sasha and Alexa (I think) are the best. Is it a coincidence that the two who have taken it the best are both super tiny and light, easier for Bayley to actually muscle up?

If you're talking strictly about an eye for talent, I don't even think you could pin Mistico I or Kong on HHH as failures. They were busts, but at the time he signed him they were both slam dunk no brainers.

It's upsetting when stro says something sensible. I say a lot of sensible shit. The two things I really know in life are wrestling and bottom shelf booze. Which is terribly depressing. Both.

^ That basically. There's a lot to like there and Season 3 started hot but then just fell into the same shitty routines. Introducing a new character who's supposed to be Coulson's match in the spy game only to fridge her so he can be angsty enough to kill Ward? Then immediately bringing Brett Dalton back to the show as evil alien thing Ward? Also the Lash reveal? Fuck this show. And I'll admit, I only experienced the first couple episodes firsthand. The return had me pumped but then the alien planet episode left me cold. I tracked the plot from there to see if I wanted to catch up but it was full of the same stupid, frustrating decisions that have made me angry at the show for two seasons already and with enough shows I don't have reservations watching, I couldn't justify it anymore.

Need to watch 2 of those fights and will for sure watch Grasso vs. Inoue before the deadline.

I like Breeze in that midcard spot that existed in the past WWF where he ends up as a three-time IC champion who has a couple of one-month feuds with the WWE champ as fillers between main event feuds. I wish that spot still existed.

Hit the fucking tracking button sometime dude

Watt and RG3, two platitude-spewing attention whores in one place, would be amazing. They'll either be best friends or mortal enemies. Maybe they can get matching letterman jackets.Would any team go from irrelevant jojo to elite, delusional heel faster? If Bob goes there I'm rooting for them.(I'm referring to their heel status more than their success when I say elite) We're not irrelevant! We've been to the playoffs 3 out of the last five years! (Pats Lawful on the head.) Sure thing, champ.

I'll be rebirthing Jennova the Wizard. I really like how Blizzard's keeping the game fresh without charging for it.

Diablo 3 season 5 starts later this evening. Just like previous patches/seasons I'll play for a bit then wait for the next. Diablo has come so far from the start until now. I'll be leveling by Barbarian. Love the rebirth feature so I can use Odell. My Barb that I started D3 with on day one. Should be a blast to play!

"Fuck 2015", "Fuck 2016" and so on annoys me when it comes to celebrity deaths. This isn't a comment on being affected by a celebrity death. I definitely understand those emotions. But people die, and celebrities (being people) also die, and a celebrity you like is bound to die each and every year. If you think otherwise, I've got some bad news for you... Also, throw in the "celebrity deaths come in 3" type posts too.

She even managed to put together a character who felt like a genuine, well-rounded, complex human being in the role of a Bond Girl. Which I'm pretty sure is the only time that's ever happened.

A real ref would have jumped in the air on the bump. Not walk around scratching his tit.

2016 sure is a swell year. We can all try again in the morning

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I vote for:

I think getting any piece of swimwear for your female significant other which refers to the occupant as any sort of bovine is a horrible idea and you should totally do it and tell us all about it, Pete.

Rampling needs to be elevated so Mirren has an opponent for Mania.

We need to put Tim Curry (69 and British) in a bubble