Kuetsar Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 On 4/6/2020 at 9:23 AM, J.T. said: I will never get tired of the one that announced that my dealership has given us six months of car payment forgiveness. While still trying to sell you a car at the same time! 84 MONTHS!? I don't know about you, but I'm not going to get a car that I have to pay SEVEN GODDAMN YEARS TO PAY FOR. . . . . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 On 3/26/2020 at 2:43 PM, tbarrie said: On the other hand - if society completely collapses, your debt will mean nothing, and you'll have a car. If society collapses, I hope it's like the end of Fight Club. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 7 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: If society collapses, I hope it's like the end of Fight Club. Unfortunately, for you, it will be like the book and we'll all just end up in one giant psych ward. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 4 hours ago, Ryan said: Unfortunately, for you, it will be like the book and we'll all just end up in one giant psych ward. The DVDVR psych ward...now that could be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 One could argue that DVDVR IS a psych ward. . . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 Argue? It obviously is. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonial Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 We have a Scritti Politti problem around here. Damn Brit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 I just saw a commercial for a Batman comic (or perhaps graphic novel). That's got to be a first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 11 hours ago, Curt McGirt said: I just saw a commercial for a Batman comic (or perhaps graphic novel). That's got to be a first. Saw that light as well. It has a Mad Max type vibe to it and something about that seems like it might be worth picking up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimbra Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 Shout out to Batteries Plus for being the only non-medical supply banner ad that I see anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 5 hours ago, NikoBaltimore said: Saw that light as well. It has a Mad Max type vibe to it and something about that seems like it might be worth picking up. Yeah, it looked pretty cool. I don't know why we don't make animated films based on the artist's original design in this fashion. It seems like a no-brainer to me but you either get an anime version of something or nothing at all. Just having a comic commercial is pretty fucking cool though. The world has finally caught up to the art form. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 The latest "let's try to shoehorn our product into an 'in there troubled times' advertisement to take advantage of people" scummy company is my local roofer, Long Roofing. Yeah assholes, you're give a few months no payment and low rates, but when this shit starts getting back to normal, you still have people trying to pay off a roof in a down economy. Christ I need to just DVR everything and stop watching commercials. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonial Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 Awful Announcing recently posted this …. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 I love Geico's commercials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimbra Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 I caught a glimpse of a banner ad on here that said "Why Jesus doesn't work out" with a picture of Calvary in the background and I unfortunately clicked away before I could figure out what the hell was going on. That ad is my white whale now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 Christ, I just saw an ad for a new Fox show that is celebrities at home talking about the shows on the channel after watching them. We have officially reached the bottom of the barrel and are now tunneling a hole in it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 On 4/11/2020 at 10:22 AM, Kuetsar said: One could argue that DVDVR IS a psych ward. . . The inmates are usually locked up. Here they actually run the asylum... er... mental care facility. On 5/5/2020 at 1:37 PM, Zimbra said: I caught a glimpse of a banner ad on here that said "Why Jesus doesn't work out" with a picture of Calvary in the background and I unfortunately clicked away before I could figure out what the hell was going on. That ad is my white whale now. I am something of a Christian / Backslidden Baptist that likes to think he's fairly smart about Biblical parallels and I have no clue what point that ad is trying to make. The image of Calvary tends to make me conclude that Jesus doesn't exercise because he's dead and risen. Well, duh. All powerful beings tend not to have a need for cardio. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 I fucking gasped. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 Holy fucking shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 All that to fucking sell you Monopoly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted May 8, 2020 Share Posted May 8, 2020 5 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said: I fucking gasped. As this makes the rounds on social media, I have not seen a single legitimate guess about what it was for that was even in the same solar system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 Excuse me while I vomit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 (edited) 14 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: All that to fucking sell you Monopoly? That reminds me of some standup comedian's Sex Sells Everything joke about a commercial where you see an attractive couple fucking in an elevator and then in the blissful aftermath theyboth pull out bottles of Gatoraid and start drinking. Edited May 9, 2020 by J.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 I saw this on one of those too hot for tv specials on Fox twenty years ago, and it’s never far from my thoughts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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