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I see the Wyatt Family going down as one of the bigger missed opportunities in WWE history. So much potential there.

Charles Manson was the only one in the Manson Family with the surname Manson and nobody seems to have a problem with that.

That "click to enlarge" on the Alex Wright picture is unfortunate

They don't book anyone to get over. And if someone accidentally starts to get over, they don't give them enough booking attention to make it work. Everybody is on a treadmill to nowhere and there's no point in watching their show.

How did they screw up the Wyatt's?! UGH. UGH! How did they screw up Bo Dallas?! Screw this company. My god, it's like they get to October every year and just say F it, see you all in January. Maybe.

Of course - Ned Yost is not a good manager

Rollins isn't getting NEARLY enough credit for his role. He's been brilliant. He's been showing ass like no one else in recent memory. He flees at the first sign of trouble. His bugging out over the slime was wonderful. It's great. He only shows back up when he has a coy advantage and does cheapshot garbage. It's heeling perfection. Orton and Kane are getting sick of him, but Rollins has called the shots a whole bunch of times when taking out Ambrose and now Cena. He was the architect of The Shield. And now he's slowly becoming the architect of The Authority's in-ring actions. I also can see Dean knowing what would hurt Rollins the most mentally. Anyone who is an "architect" in a leadership role has at least a bit of a control freak in them. Rollins is like that now, and his ego has gone wild and he thinks he's the man. But there's also a lot of insecurity in this, since he's essentially a gutless coward and anytime he gets exposed drives him nuts. That's perfection.

The more I read stories about Vince McMahon the more I start to believe that he's essentially Joe Pesci from Goodfellas.

Clifford Lo Mein and Danny Boy McFatcrotch

The greatest worst hair in wrestling http://youtu.be/wR54TDXvQJY

I said it last month, Orton needs to go, he's the crutch (along with Cena) that keeps them from trying ANYTHING new. If this were 97 Orton would've shit in one too many bags and gotten screwed on ppv, wandered around WCW, and come back with a new gimmick. I personally think he's the boringest wrestler in the company, more than Slater, more than Fandango, more than Hornswoggle. I hate that Fuckin dude. I hate his theme, his tattoos, his haircut, his pose, his pound the mat crap, his storyline, I wish the WWE would lose Orton to a wellness violation just to force their hand. I would retire Cena for a while too, make him an on air, NON PHYSICAL, GM or something for eighteen months, he can come back but fuck ma'am, business needs to go down to come back up.

Jose Bautista owning a Toronto sports "journalist" not once - but twice today

Right. The videos allude to Harper leaving. The Ascension as possible new family members comes from Da Meltz. Seriously, they look like two guys who met at the gym down the street and decided to give their local indy a shot. If this were 15 years ago, I'd be watching them at a converted grocery store battling Duane Gill and Barry Hardy, maybe Neil "The Power" Superior and Hollywood Bob Starr if they were lucky.

also, someone welcoming you into a snug embrace

Yeah, that was some good stuff last night. The attempt to derail the train by parking a dump truck, tank, and bus at the entrance of a tunnel was fun, even if we knew it was doomed to failure. We cleared out the first sever with ease. Second one was fun, especially after we realized we were surrounded by 9 white dots.

I have a package and about 5 or 6 Engrams just waiting there. Also, to tack onto your note about killing the Hive Majors/Ultras, if you have the bounty for killing Fallen Majors/Ultras, there's another Queen's bounty that has you take out some dude on Venus, Draksis or something. The dude who has a fucking throne room. Anyway, before you hit the cave to start heading towards his ship, there's a bunch of Fallens there, along with a Fallen Captain who is a major. You can stack the Draksis run, killing 200 Fallen with headshots, getting 200 precision kills, killing 10 Fallen Majors and picking up those one drops for the Queen all on that entire story mission. However, that first part with the Fallen Captain you can farm in about 15 to 20 minutes. You may spend 45 minutes to an hour total on that story mission, but you can crank out 5 bounties all at once.

Because it was unbelievable that those guys still had balls big enough to damage?

LOL Isn't he already retired? His special is getting concussed and being unselectable for 2 weeks.

A year in NXT learning how to wrestle would do Angle a lot of good.

Ferg Turdfuck

I am at this game, and I don't believe any of it.

It could only be better if once they're both exhausted, Seattle sneaks out from under the tarp and steals the win.

Confirmed: Ambrose is gonna beat the shit out of Cena on Raw. And it's gonna be the greatest thing ever.

WWE's current writing team is worse than '99 Russo. With Russo you have the highs and the incredible lows. I'd rather watch a show where I know everyone on the roster has SOMETHING to do and everything matters than a show where 99% of the roster is going through the motions. RAW is damn near unwatchable and I never felt that way with Russo in '99. That's how bad it's gotten. Can't even use the "at least we have good matches" excuse because this is not 2013. The matches haven't been there every week this year.

I'll agree to disagree on Kane. But don't talk shit about Buff like that, at least he was in the NWO and had a sweet top hat. Plus "American Males, American Males, American Males, American Males, American Males, American Males" beats the shit out of "I hear voices in my head" any day of the week

Let's get this thread cooking.

Well, there were those times that Helen would serve Roddy a plain bologna sandwich for lunch, in his youth. So perhaps he struck up a kinship with the lil' Rocket at that time.

Exactly! I always looked at it as a Manson reference, or at least inspiration.

Kyle Orton could totally throw a football over those mountains if you asked him to.

Yeah Robert, my woman already looks like she used her face to tear down the Berlin Wall, and you had to go and plow her into an overpass. She'll never find true love now. Had a ton of fun in freemode, even if I sucked royal ass. Y'all were handling those two well. They had my number for whatever reason. One of my favorite parts was us killing the kid and then sprinting closer to the beach until he spawned on it. Then his ass was grass. And damn having to go to bed. I missed all the real fun. I hope I'm around when you decide to plow that train through a boatload of dump trucks. And Mel, we really do have to get that bus up on "Vesuvius" to do a little mountain bus surfing.

Harper is going to be huge. Hopefully they don't change him up too much for the singles run. I think he will be at the top of the card for years. Vince and HHH love big, burly guys who can work. Vince always wanted another monster, i mean he was going to give Roadkill a push. Fuck yes...strap a rocket on Harpers back and make him the fucking man.

It would definitely mow through all nine dump trucks. It'd be funnier than hell to watch though. It's a little scary that melraz was the one that wanted to try derailing the train. That's what I still love about this game - the stupid shit you can come up with to do. Like successfully evading a 3 star wanted level on a bicycle, or watching melraz drive past with his dashboard entirely engulfed in flames.

as it's that time of year again, I give you the three Leatherfaces and for no reason at all this picture of a confused Tommy Dreamer and somebody dressed as Freddy

I forgot about that. I was in a tank, being pushed through a tunnel at a rapid rate by a train pushing a fully on fire dump truck in front of it. I somehow got the kill on Melraz without firing a shot. I think those things aren't programmed to derail. I do see it appears to be on fire, though. We could somehow set nine dump trucks in front of it and it'd go through them all. That was funny, though.

Why would someone create a shrine for Rocky Dennis?

That's now what I look for in bounties, stacking. Between the three types of bounties, you can usually find a number of ways to stack at a minimum 2 bounties, but usually it's 3 and sometimes 5.

Can we not?

IIRC, there is some extenuating circumstances around the Astros ratings, something about them signing a local deal with a network that a surprisingly small number of people in the greater Houston area can actually get. Man, I love the Joel Embiid pick. A guy whose floor/ceiling range appears to literally be "Sam Bowie 3.0*" to "The Second Coming of The Dream" is someone you have to be excited to see hit the NBA. *Oden, obviously, being 2.0

Because those names are terrible.

Pitbull?

Buy me a PS4 and you got a deal

I think the Clerks cartoon is the best View Askew verse property.

You know you can't walk away from the Raiders. Just take a break away from the NoFunLeague. I have watched maybe 10 minutes of the Silver & Black this year, and that feels like 9 too long, ifI can do it so can you. They will one day rise up from under the hooves of their demonic oppressors and return to the glory days of Madden and Flores. Mark Davis cannot survive his haircut, it waits... Seriously though, fuck 'em and take a chill. The rest of the NFL ain't much better. Mmmm. That glorious Mark Davis haircut. Q: Worst bit of fashion sense, Al's leather track suits or his boy's haircut? Oh who am I kidding? The answer is whatever face Jerry Jones is wearing that week. Oh yeah. Mocking Jerry Jones makes everything better.

No, all we've got is what Falcone hinted at about how they "understood each other." Which I believe is the exact same thing he said to Gordon regarding HIS father in the pilot. Falcone is apprently really good at coming to understandings with people. Except Saint James Gordon, of course. And can we talk for a minute about what an insane asshole Alfred is? Or maybe Thomas Wayne was. "No therapists! Mr. Wayne left very specific instructions about how Bruce was to be raised!" Really? Did he write up a contingency for use in the event that he and Martha were gunned down before their son's very eyes? Or are you just being a hyper-literal idiot?

Some questions brought up tonight- Is Seth Rollins so cheap or so destitute that he can't afford luggage and has to haul his personal effects around in the MITB case? Or does he just do that to avoid having to pay baggage fees on the airlines? When Ambrose is unable or unwilling to hitchhike, steal vehicles, or stow away in the back of farm trucks carrying livestock to get from town to town does he just hide out in the truck that carries the merch supplies from town to town? I could see him bedding down on a pile of clothes and getting his funk all over them only for them to be sold the next night. Some little kid gets a new Cena shirt only to ask his mom why it smells like stale donuts and mustard. As evidenced tonight he probably absconds with a bag full of merch to hawk on his own in order to buy a few gas station hot dogs after the show. He probably lurks in the shady sections of town with a trench coat bartering or selling what he can. That quarter he got for a Sheamus shirt probably kept him in ramen noodles for a week.