Antacular Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 "You want sympathy? Look in the dictionary between shit and syphillis. That's where you'll find my sympathy" is a favorite go-to line. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 I am all for the "blood and guts and spit and ass was every where" liner whenever I get grossed out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 My favorite Major Payne line is "I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Five minutes of The Room can produce more disbelief, surrealism and humor than many of these Syfy films put together. Truly bad movies come from spontaneity and natural ineptness, all the Asylum films can do is tick off a check list of cliches and act like if you pretend the movie is an instant camp classic, it instantly will be. That Sharktopus gif is good though, I'll give you that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Over the Top is the best movie ever about a dad regaining the love and trust of his son by way of truckin' and arm wrestling. I mean, when the motherfucker turns his hat, it's like a switch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Over the Top is the best movie ever about a dad regaining the love and trust of his son by way of truckin' and arm wrestling. I mean, when the motherfucker turns his hat, it's like a switch. I drive trucks, break arms, and arm wrestle. It's what I love to do, it's what I do best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 I wanna put this here, since I feel I can do so without the ridicule and derision I usually receive from my circle of so-called friends: I *really* like Jason X. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Your friends are right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Depends on whether you mean you like it because it's stupid and trashy and fun or that you like it because you think it's actually a good movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRGoldman Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 When I was in fifth grade, I had a vivid and terrifying nightmare that I was on a space station and Jason had somehow gotten on board. Years later, when I saw the commercial for Jason X, I couldn't have benn more hyped because my dream was so scary it seemed literally impossible for them to fuck the movie up. It was.....not what I was expecting, let us say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Has SANTA'S SLAY been mentioned? Even if it has, it is goddamn amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Too lazy to go through 19 pages but I doubt anyone's mentioned this one anyway. Brain Donors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Too lazy to go through 19 pages On the one hand, you can search an individual thread for posts. On the other hand, people on the internet tend to be shitty spellers who defeat search engines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Jason X was fun as hell. Not as fun as Freddy vs. Jason, but in the same wheelhouse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Has SANTA'S SLAY been mentioned? Even if it has, it is goddamn amazing. Santa's Slay is so awesome on so many levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 Depends on whether you mean you like it because it's stupid and trashy and fun or that you like it because you think it's actually a good movie. Ummm ... the stupid, trashy fun option? (... scuttles back into hiding ...) Actually, no, it's by no means a good film, but as a nice remix of the Jason series and sci-fi garbage, it ain't so bad. Creative kills, and perfect amounts of fine melted cheese. It's technically got the highest body count of any of the other films. It's definitely not the worst film of the series. I remember one of those third tier horror magazines biting on the rumor that one of the Friday the 13th film installments would be Jason Vs. Jason X, and they speculated that it would pit the Freddy vs. Jason actor (Mears?) against Border's Jason X. I remember being jazzed for that. Then it became a two-ish comic miniseries, not a film. Womp womp. Now, having tested the waters with that film, I'd like to dive a bit deeper ... I liked Hudson Hawk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted December 7, 2013 Share Posted December 7, 2013 There is nothing wrong with liking Jason X for what it is, because it is wonderfully self aware that it is a complete parody. From the "your horror franchise has jumped the shark if it suddenly takes place in outer space" trope to the "distract Jason on the holodeck with nude female campers" scene, you know that the movie does not take itself seriously. If there is a "why is this horror franchise now set in space?" movie that is indefensible, it is the ridiculously horrible Hellraiser 4: Bloodline. What a piece of shit. Every Hellraiser movie after that one sucked, too, especially that dreck with the Kung-Fu Cowboy Cenobites. What was that shit all about? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Off Limits will always hold a place in my heart, purely for the supporting cast. Somebody rounded up Keith David, Scott Glen and Fred Ward and just told them to be complete badasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwoy2j Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Jack Frost is one of my favorite movies of all-time. Not the Michael Keaton family film but this one 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 I think there was a Critters set in space that had a young Leonardo DiCaprio. If anyone has witnessed that... well, I'm sorry. Santa's Slay was my Halloween Havoc pick this year and I enjoyed it thoroughly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Jack Frost is one of my favorite movies of all-time. Not the Michael Keaton family film but this one I completely forgot that Shannon Elizabeth was in that movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 JACK FROST is hilarious. The kills are the stuff of sidesplitting. Loved how you could easily tell that some really bad-looking dummies were the body doubles. Seeing a kid getting dunked in a truck bed of antifreeze was kinda creepy, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Jack Frost is one of my favorite movies of all-time. Not the Michael Keaton family film but this one Jack Frost 2 was sad tho. I mean, he was just a father in mourning over his demon snowball children. Esp that little shit that was just lounging by the pool, enjoying a drink. And I will defend all 25 movies in the following clip: But people who hate Arnold movies must hate the finer things in life, like happiness, the love between man and dog, and bacon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Jack Frost is one of my favorite movies of all-time. Not the Michael Keaton family film but this one Jack Frost 2 was sad tho. I mean, he was just a father in mourning over his demon snowball children. Esp that little shit that was just lounging by the pool, enjoying a drink. And I will defend all 25 movies in the following clip: But people who hate Arnold movies must hate the finer things in life, like happiness, the love between man and dog, and bacon. IIRC you are female, right? If yes, I love you. If not... you ever experimented? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 That depends on what the best quote in that clip is... But the obvious answer: "Leave anything for us?" "Just bodies." I need to go to sleep already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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