AEW - MAY 2022

[John from Cincinnati]

For Octopus’ benefit. 

[Octopus]

 

making these memes are all I have keeping me from the Mexican food leftovers in my fridge. I’m giddy, hungry, and desperate.

[The Great ML]

Tony can’t even make a decent announcement when it’s good news...can’t wait to see the car crash tv when the live announcement is made on the show.

[EVA]

Just have Excalibur casually drop it in his 30 second rundown of the whole card.

[Octopus]

[Dolfan in NYC]

1 hour ago, Octopus said:

If you loved Fake Razor Ramon and Fake Diesel, you’re gonna love Fake MJF.

Finally a role for Colt Cabana!

[The Natural]

Bizarro Cody returns at AEW Double or Nothing 2022:

[Niners Fan in CT]

Not really comparable to Sasha and Naomi. They walked out on a match that wasn't previously advertised and nobody really cared about. Plus, hate to say it but they both "paid their dues" in WWE land and should have been treated with more respect for years...

MJF and we'll see what happens if it's a work or not but he's been treated well, he's also just getting started and he's walking out on a 3-year build. Also really shitty for Wardlow and a PPV buying audience.

He's contacted to 2024. If im Tony and MJF doesn't show, do I fire him? No, too easy. I put him on ice until 2024 and cool him off completely. 

[Elsalvajeloco]

30 minutes ago, EVA said:

Just have Excalibur casually drop it in his 30 second rundown of the whole card.

ANDTHENWEHAVEMJFVSWARDLOWAHIGHLYANTICI...NEVERMINDWEHAVEWARDLOWVSJACKVICTORYINAKNOCKOFFFISHMANMASKHEGOTFROMASWAPMEET.

[Cobra Commander]

it's a 3 year build if we're rounding up here

guessing there's a degree of professional courtesy involving pro wrestling company contracts where companies don't try to set the precedent that the contracts are bullshit because it makes their contracts bullshit too

[The Natural]

 

[John from Cincinnati]

53 minutes ago, Octopus said:

making these memes are all I have keeping me from the Mexican food leftovers in my fridge. I’m giddy, hungry, and desperate.

Choose the leftovers. Live a little. 

[The Natural]

 

[Cobra Commander]

take it easy Dave

[Elsalvajeloco]

1 minute ago, Cobra Commander said:

take it easy Dave

I'm not bullshitting when I say that one of my co-workers just saw the Eagles at a show in Tulsa and said it was a great show.

He really missed out.

[matt925]

I listened too. They were fantasy booking wardlow being put in the world title match and winning and becoming a big star. They were very bullish on it lol.
 

I’d say the news they had was supposedly mjf booked a red eye flight and it may be strong arm negotiations, but that’s speculation. And that they would be obligated to announce the match wouldn’t happen if mjf leaves town, and they haven’t made that announcement yet. 

[Octopus]

20 minutes ago, John from Cincinnati said:

Choose the leftovers. Live a little. 

I ate it

[The Natural]

[TimLivingston]

The answer, as always, is simple. 
 

Thatcher. 

[mystman]

59 minutes ago, Niners Fan in CT said:

Not really comparable to Sasha and Naomi. They walked out on a match that wasn't previously advertised and nobody really cared about. Plus, hate to say it but they both "paid their dues" in WWE land and should have been treated with more respect for years...

MJF and we'll see what happens if it's a work or not but he's been treated well, he's also just getting started and he's walking out on a 3-year build. Also really shitty for Wardlow and a PPV buying audience.

He's contacted to 2024. If im Tony and MJF doesn't show, do I fire him? No, too easy. I put him on ice until 2024 and cool him off completely.

 

If MJF feels he's not being treated fairly, it should be his prerogative to walk away. Its his (and every workers) body on the line when they perform in the ring. Not mine, not yours, not Tony Khan's. If Khan has a problem with that, he should release him. Not "put him on ice". That's bullshit.

 

[The Natural]

16 minutes ago, TimLivingston said:

The answer, as always, is simple. 
 

Thatcher. 

Margaret?

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[Sammo~!]

You jest but I think Wardlow powerbombing Maggie's skeleton into dust would be a good substitute 

[The Natural]

If MJF's not going to be there tonight, Tony Khan should inform everyone ASAP. Don't do a WWE continuing to advertise someone for a show when you know they are not going to be there. 

[Cobra Commander]

I posted this in the DON thread but it's not impossible that Tony tried some sort of offer to put the title on MJF to make him happy but that it was taken badly

Like "you don't get it Tony" sort of taken badly

[The Natural]

4 minutes ago, Sammo~! said:

You jest but I think Wardlow powerbombing Maggie's skeleton into dust would be a good substitute 

Agreed.