Dolfan in NYC Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 I JUST WON MY (MONEY) FANTASY LEAGUE. SKITTLES FOR ALL! I still hate football though! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Oh shit, I didn't see that Carson's hip injury was a fracture and that he's done for the season. Seattle is such a random team that could easily win or lose against any team in the league but the injuries are too much that I could see them even losing to the Iggles at this stage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawful Metal Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 HOLY FUCKING SHIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted December 24, 2019 Author Share Posted December 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Lawful Metal said: HOLY FUCKING SHIT We skip ahead to 6 minutes into the game this weekend... "JJ Watt is out with a... hmm... let's say, shoulder injury" 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawful Metal Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 16 minutes ago, Dolfan in NYC said: We skip ahead to 6 minutes into the game this weekend... "JJ Watt is out with a... hmm... let's say, shoulder injury" Ha! As if Bill O’Brien would be so foolish to play JJ Watt in a meaningless game before the playoffs ... Oh god ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 (edited) The #1 overall pick has been decided, but the race for #2 is still going strong! Cincinnati Bengals (1-14, .560) Washington (3-12, .498) Detroit Lions (3-11-1, .506) New York Giants (4-11, .471) Miami Dolphins (4-11, .492) Jacksonville Jaguars (5-10, .483) Los Angeles Chargers (5-10, .510) Carolina Panthers (5-10, .548) Arizona Cardinals (5-9-1, .531) New York Jets (6-9, .475) Denver Broncos (6-9, .519) Cleveland Browns (6-9, .527) Atlanta Falcons (6-9, .552) Washington will wrap up the #2 overall pick with a loss to Dallas. If they win, Detroit could swoop in and take it. With the Rams being eliminated from the playoffs, the Jaguars will have two picks in the top 20. Those picks are currently at #6 (theirs) and #20 (Rams). With the Bears being eliminated from the playoffs, the Raiders will have two picks in the top 20, provided the wacky scenario that would need to play out for them to steal a playoff spot doesn't happen. Those picks are currently at #14 (theirs) and #18 (Chicago's). Miami currently has three first round picks: theirs (#4), Pittsburgh's (currently #19), and Houston's (currently #25). Edited December 24, 2019 by Gonzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawful Metal Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Is Joe Burrow the #1 pick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted December 24, 2019 Author Share Posted December 24, 2019 3 hours ago, Lawful Metal said: Is Joe Burrow the #1 pick? What do you think? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 This is gonna work out just great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabremike Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 5 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said: I JUST WON MY (MONEY) FANTASY LEAGUE. SKITTLES FOR ALL! I still hate football though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Your Week 17 AFC playoff scenarios Clinched: Baltimore Ravens (AFC North/#1 seed), New England Patriots (AFC East), Kansas City Chiefs (AFC West), Houston Texans (AFC South), Buffalo Bills (wild card) New England Patriots Clinch first-round bye with NE win or tie (vs MIA), or KC loss or tie (vs LAC) Kansas City Chiefs Clinch first-round bye with KC win (vs LAC) + NE loss (vs MIA) Tennessee Titans Clinch playoff berth with TEN win (at HOU), or TEN tie + PIT loss or tie (at BAL), or PIT loss + IND loss or tie (at JAX) Pittsburgh Steelers Clinch playoff berth with PIT win (at BAL) + TEN loss or tie (at HOU), or PIT tie + TEN loss, or TEN loss + IND win (at JAX) + OAK loss or tie (at DEN), or TEN loss + IND win + PIT ties OAK in strength of victory tiebreaker Pittsburgh ties Oakland in strength of victory if ALL of the following teams win on Sunday: MIN (vs CHI), GB (at DET), KC (vs LAC), MIA (at NE) Oakland Raiders Clinch playoff berth with OAK win (at DEN) + PIT loss (at BAL) + TEN loss (at HOU) + IND win (at JAX) + strength of victory tiebreaker over PIT Oakland wins strength of victory tiebreaker if ANY of the following teams win: CHI (at MIN), DET (vs GB), LAC (at KC), NE (vs MIA) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Your Week 17 NFC playoff scenarios Clinched: New Orleans Saints (NFC South), Green Bay Packers (NFC North), San Francisco 49ers (playoff spot), Seattle Seahawks (playoff spot), Minnesota Vikings (#6 seed) New Orleans Saints Clinch first round bye with NO win (at CAR) + GB loss or tie (at DET), or NO win + SF loss or tie (at SEA), or NO tie + GB loss, or NO tie + SF loss, or SF loss + GB win or tie Clinch #1 seed with NO win + GB loss or tie + SF loss or tie, or NO tie + GB loss + SF loss Green Bay Packers Clinch first-round bye with GB win (at DET), or NO loss (at CAR), or GB tie + SF loss (at SEA), or GB tie + NO tie Clinch #1 seed with GB win + SF loss or tie, or GB tie + SF loss + NO loss or tie San Francisco 49ers Clinch NFC West with SF win or tie (at SEA) Clinch first-round bye with SF win, or SF tie + GB loss or tie (at DET), or SF tie + NO loss or tie (at CAR) Clinch #1 seed with SF win, or SF tie + GB loss or tie + NO loss or tie Seattle Seahawks Clinch NFC West with SEA win (vs SF) Clinch first-round bye with SEA win + GB loss (at DET) Clinch #1 seed with SEA win + GB loss + NO loss (at CAR) Philadelphia Eagles Clinch NFC East with PHI win or tie (at NYG), or DAL loss or tie (vs WAS) Dallas Cowboys Clinch NFC East with DAL win (vs WAS) + PHI loss (at NYG) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted December 27, 2019 Author Share Posted December 27, 2019 In "I'm sorry, but we've got playoff games to win" news... New Orleans is working out Josh Gordon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSC Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 (edited) 26 minutes ago, Dolfan in NYC said: In "I'm sorry, but we've got playoff games to win" news... New Orleans is working out Josh Gordon. I believe you mean they are working out every wide receiver that was once on the Patriots roster at any time this season this morning in anticipation of a possible Super Bowl matchup. At least the Saints steal opponents game plans the old fashioned way. 2 weeks of Patriots/Saints Super Bowl hype might legit make me quit football if it happens. Edited December 27, 2019 by CSC 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kuetsar Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 Isn't Josh Gordon suspended again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 45 minutes ago, Kuetsar said: Isn't Josh Gordon suspended again? He is - I am pretty sure Dolfan confused him and Antonio Brown 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 I will start the Offseason thread on Sunday so this goes here for now Arthur Black has decided that Dan Quinn and GM Thomas Dimitroff will return next season 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted December 27, 2019 Author Share Posted December 27, 2019 I should have just copied the tweet instead of typing it with my stupid, human fingers. Anyway, if you have one of those insane two week long finals in fantasy... Zach Ertz is out for Philadelphia this weekend vs. the Giants 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Texans are resting most of their starters including Deshaun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 (edited) This sucks for the Steelers chances but to be honest they wouldn't have a chance to begin with if the Ravens didn't bench all their starters today Edited December 29, 2019 by hammerva 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DouglasC Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 (edited) Josh Allen's pre-game look today > Anybody else's Edited December 29, 2019 by DouglasC 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyWhioux Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 2 hours ago, RIPPA said: Texans are resting most of their starters including Deshaun 2 hours ago, hammerva said: This sucks for the Steelers chances but to be honest they wouldn't have a chance to begin with if the Ravens didn't bench all their starters today as well as the byzantine plot by which the Raiders qualify, which I hope everyone is pulling for for the sake of maximum lulz 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Ahhhh Week 17 where everyone runs wacky shit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 2 hours ago, BobbyWhioux said: as well as the byzantine plot by which the Raiders qualify, which I hope everyone is pulling for for the sake of maximum lulz Yes to be honest this scenario had a real chance if the Ravens and Texans were playing all out but why would they. Texans could move into the 3 seed but is playing @ New England much better than playing @ Baltimore or worth risking the health of your team over? Probably not. I am wondering how hard Seattle will play tonight if they have no shot at a bye. Obviously they want to beat the niners and obviously a home game is better in the wild card round but they are also banged up right now. I guess they will go all out regardless. Basically if the Packers beat the Lions then even if the Saints lose the Seahawks cannot get a bye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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