TNA Impact Wrestling Spoilers for 9/19

[Reed]

I want TNA to last long enough to put Dixie in an actual match.

[ben.]

What a fall from grace for Sabin, World title to jobbing in Xplosion in less than 60 days.

[Piston Honda]

They are going to end up with Dixie and the real leader of Aces N Eights.  Then Bubba has to start getting frisky and sexual with Dixie which of course gets Mrs Tessmacher upset which leads to the Dixie vs Tessmacher match at the next PPV.   Besides the above mentioned higher power, is there any other WWE copycut storyline that I am missing.

 

Hopefully Dixie uses the word "business" even more frequently that Triple H.  That would be great.

 

Somewhere, Lou. E Dangerously is hoping they really do have a script of the entire last year of CM Punk with some names crossed out.

[scraylo187]

If they wanted to play on biker club history more, Aces and Eights as Dixie's hired security a la Hell's Angels to help keep the peace would be the way to go.

[MGFanJay]

Sabin as a jerk is hilarious, and I'm looking forward to seeing the Aces implode - even though it's only a few dudes now. Brooke as an assless-chaps wearing biker babe rules. SHOOT PROMOZ not so much. AJ and TNA used to be great, but now they aren't. And TNA is just a place for guys to go to get a paid vacation. Va-ca-tion!

 

http://jayreviewsthings.blogspot.com/2013/09/tna-impact-9-19-13.html

 

Screens -

 

See No Evil

 

 

 

 

http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/4gevbtaf71wsyt151wm3oagjj4o0lqcp

[rzombie1988]

I reviewed Impact with pics and gifs here:
http://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2013/09/tna-impact-wrestling-9192013-results.html

Overall thoughts: I hate this show.

Some shots from the show:



 

[mco543]

I hate this show too but heel Dixie was everything I imagined and more. God that was so great and AJ came off like a complete goober. Heel Sabin however is every bit as shitty as babyface Sabin, tweener Sabin, and whatever other utility he's served in his career.

[MGFanJay]

Nonsense - heel douchebag Sabin is tremendous. He'd fit right in with EGO.

[Rev Ray]

Screens -

 

 

 

 

That's quite the going away present from Mickie.  That's like an Outlaw (of Gor) level buffalo shot. 

[rzombie1988]

I swear this show reeked of Russo. We got:- Shoot Angles- Authority Angles- Dissention from teams- Random turns- Title ChangesHe's back. All we need is something on a pole for circle to get the square.

[Reed]

Dixie to next week reveal that AJ lost all his money in a strip mall and needs to do her bidding because he needs his job.

 

AJ promptly drowns the arena in his tears as he forced to beat up the babyfaces.

[Ace]

Not enough attention is being paid to Dixie's giant weave of heeldom, also from the Stephanie McMahon playbook.

 

Babyface Steph

Heel Steph

Babyface Dixie

Heel Dixie

[cool arrow]

Steph was so much more attractive before she morphed into Chyna.

 

(Physically, that is.  She was pretty annoying from the outset.)

[DreamBroken]

ODB/Mickie and the six man tag were pretty good. Sad to see Mickie go if she doesn't return. I think Sabin is rather terrible at this point and just comes off silly. Ending was amusing, actually kind of liked Dixie's promo.

[Phantom Lord]

From what I watched of the show, I thought it was hilarious. The ODB/Mickie match was fun to watch. I don't think I'll ever get tired of ODB grabbing her juggs. It's a shame if Mickie is gone, because that would mean the Knockouts division is just ODB, Gail, and Brooke Tessmacher. I think it's fairly obvious Brooke will be getting the Knockouts title just so she and Bubba can be world champions of marriage.

 

Joe Park coming out and chugging a gallon of chocolate milk was pretty damn funny. I still think they missed the boat on him. It's sad the character is just comedy relief with Eric Young (who deserves way better).

 

The heel Dixie promo was everything I hoped it would be. She should have come out guns blazing and been like "who do you think you are you little shit" (wait can they say shit on Impact anymore?). If TNA is on its dying legs, it was quite symbolic to have her cut the lights to end the show. Heel Dixie is something that should have been done years ago. This is just grasping at straws that don't even exist.

[Reed]

Never mind her heel turn, the truly urgent matter is just why Dixie came out dressed in a tablecloth.

[Victator]

They are going to end up with Dixie and the real leader of Aces N Eights.  Then Bubba has to start getting frisky and sexual with Dixie which of course gets Mrs Tessmacher upset which leads to the Dixie vs Tessmacher match at the next PPV.    

Cue Jerry Lawler screaming "bra and panties". I mean he does not work in TNA, simply a labor of love. 

[Spontaneous]

I for one am just hoping we get a heel Dixie action figure.

[MGFanJay]

Never mind her heel turn, the truly urgent matter is just why Dixie came out dressed in a tablecloth.

That certainly was one of her more ridiculous outfits.

 

[J.T.]

 

Never mind her heel turn, the truly urgent matter is just why Dixie came out dressed in a tablecloth.

That certainly was one of her more ridiculous outfits.

 

 

 

Yeah, that outfit was horrid.  Dixie looks boomin' in a pair of jeans so she needed to sport the strategically ripped Levis, cowboy boots, and a denim vest that said "Higher Power" on the back.

[RIPPA]

KNOCKOUT BUNDLE~!

[MGFanJay]

ONLY $99 - A SAVINGS OF OVER $130. Or you could just do a google search and find more revealing pics of every chick on the roster for free.

[cool arrow]

Whatever your opinion of PWInsider, this is an amusing headline:

 

DIXIE CARTER IS NOW THE BILLION DOLLAR PRINCESS, AJ STYLES IS A SOLID B+, WILL ABYSS BE A BROKE GIANT NEXT? - THE TNA IMPACT POST GAME SHOW IS ONLINE

[Spontaneous]

Sabin could be mildly entertaining if they had him get all egotistical and Al Bundy-esque. He has to take up a job as a shoe salesman to make ends meet and Velvet Sky ends up really Peggy Bundyish. "Yup, I was world champion once, they all chanted Hail Sabin back then."

[SovietShooter]

 - I think they turned Sabin so that they can have him & Velvet do a "power couple" gimmick.  I might say that this was a response to "Total Divas", but I have a life and have never seen that piece of shit, so I dunno.  Tim mentioned to me on twitter that maybe they are ripping off Bennett/Maria from ROH. 

 

 - I agree that they have totally buried the Joe Park gimmick.  It was my favorite over-the-top angle/gimmick since Fabi/Billy Boy/Apache, and it had so much potential, only for it to be shoved down the card and paired with Young.  I have really come around on Young over the years too.  He is a guy that knows how to polish every turd they give him. 

 

 - Gunnar has really improved, and he looked good against Hernandez.  It looked to me like Chavo was going heel too.  If not, he is failing at aping Eddy's gimmick even more than usual. 

 

 - TJ Perkins being all over the back w/ the mask off and then wrestling under the hood is a giant bag of dicks that deserves to be smashed with a hammer.