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Do they give Emmy's for wrestling vignettes?

 

 

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When did Matt Hardy start with the Bride of Frankenstein hairstyle? Yeesh that's ugly. 

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Boy do I feel like a fool for every thinking Matt Hardy could be a main event guy. such a fool.

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43 minutes ago, nofuture said:

Do they give Emmy's for wrestling vignettes?

 

 

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That is the finest wrestling I have ever seen.

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17 minutes ago, Sublime said:

Boy do I feel like a fool for every thinking Matt Hardy could be a main event guy. such a fool.

Not your fault.  Sometimes you need to reinvent yourself to be productive and move forward.  Matt is constantly reinventing himself, but he just keeps getting cheesier and cheesier, and moves in the total wrong direction.  

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1 hour ago, nofuture said:

Do they give Emmy's for wrestling vignettes?

 

 

This is even too corny and lame for TNA, and that's saying something...

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The Hardys clearly shot it themselves on spec and got Dixie to pay them for using it. This is Jeff's arts and crafts championship belt all over again. 

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Congrats Matt Hardy, for making our state government the second most embarrassing thing about North Carolina. 

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8 minutes ago, bink_winkleman said:

Matt Hardy's hair looks like his hair plugs are rotting out of his head.

Some things in here don't react well to methamphetamine. 

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1 hour ago, Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 said:

Matt Hardy is hitting Kenny Powers level of acting there.  

"And the Master Thespian Rippa for Unintentionally Worst 'Acting' goes to ... Matt Hardy!" Here to accept for Hardy is his acting equivalent, a cardboard box.

That was horrid, looked sub-indy. It's insane to say Impact has slipped.

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25 minutes ago, jstout said:

"And the Master Thespian Rippa for Unintentionally Worst 'Acting' goes to ... Matt Hardy!" Here to accept for Hardy is his acting equivalent, a cardboard box.

That was horrid, looked sub-indy. It's insane to say Impact has slipped.

A cardboard box with a strange accent. The career path of the Hardy's is an interesting one, from backyarders to (at least in Jeff's case) one of the most well known wrestlers in the world, now soon coming to a backyard near you.

TNA must be at the "fuck it, do whatever you want" phase.

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So where does this rank in the pantheon of bad pretaped segments?  I'd say somewhere between Sting and Davey Boy at the Beach and Hogan visits the Dungeon of Doom.

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Hogan visits the Dungeon of Doom is an all time classic! You take that back.

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Matt Hardy's "new look" makes me think TNa should give up as awrstling promotion and just start re-enacting old episodes of Dark Shadows every week. But first, have a Battle Royale to see who plays Barnabas Collins!

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It's only the beginning of June, but Matt's new look seems like a contender for "Worst Gimmick Change."  I cannot take him seriously, from the weird Pirate coat to the ridiculous hair to the accent and bizarre speech pattern. 

Then again, I rather enjoy Matt's segments.  They're hilariously awful.  I laugh every time Matt is on camera.  So that's... something, I guess.

Then again, I had trouble taking AJ's beatdown on Cena (on this week's RAW) seriously.  All I could think of was the comment from someone on here that AJ's hair makes him look an awful lot like a Legos character.  It really does.  That really is a Lego hairstyle.

 

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I kept waiting for the rawdogging to start because that acting was porn-level bad.

Guys guys remember when Matt was suspended/fired from WWE, or maybe injured, I can't remember, after the Edge/Lita stuff first came to light and we kept hearing that he'd shot his own vignettes and written his own awesome angle that we'd never get to see?  Like he'd totally recreated his character?  And then it turned out to be that corny "Angelic Diablo" shit?  Good times.  Good times. 

On a  side note, I find gauged ears to be fucking gross.  That video needed a trigger warning.

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Matt reached his peak during the Mattitude Era. His stuff in the early 2000s was great.

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Oh definitely.  I loved the Matt Facts, his MFer Shannon Moore, the Monster Magnet theme song, all that.  Absolutely his career apex.

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What the fuck was Matt even saying in the ring? I couldn't understand half of what came out of his mouth. The fake baby and the slo-mo slam through the old table (seriously?!) puts this up there with Mickie James getting pushed off the ramp.

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Did Jeff light Rome on fire? I don't get the reference? Did they take this home video and burn it on a 2002 copy of Nero Burning ROM? 

Matt has to be having a laugh with this, right?

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