APRIL 2016 ANIMATED GIF THREAD

[OSJ]

On 4/20/2016 at 6:36 AM, Red is Dead said:

She's either going to eat you, fuck you, or kill you.

I can't say anything without seeming like a creepy old bastard so I will say nothing...

[CSC]

Ok - I just assumed watching the match that it had to have been from years ago because there's no possible way you could seriously run that in 2016.

I'm surprised, yet I guess not surprised at all.

[Spritenaut 32]

14 hours ago, RIPPA said:

I have said it before but Shelley not buying better fitting gear is baffling to me.

I can't blame someone for not wanting to buy new gear just to work TNA.

[rzombie1988]

17 hours ago, RIPPA said:

I have said it before but Shelley not buying better fitting gear is baffling to me.

As someone who thinks Shelly is one of the hotter divas ever, I have no problem with this.

[supremebve]

11 minutes ago, rzombie1988 said:

As someone who thinks Shelly is one of the hotter divas ever, I have no problem with this.

There is a tipping point where the amount of skin you are showing goes from sexy to unsexy, and she jumped over it, did a back flip, and landed on her fucking head.  

[rzombie1988]

10 minutes ago, supremebve said:

There is a tipping point where the amount of skin you are showing goes from sexy to unsexy, and she jumped over it, did a back flip, and landed on her fucking head.  

She poses nude...and believe me, she's all sexy.  Honest to God think her and Melina(before she became normal again/gained weight/had kids/aged) are two of the hottest American women I've ever seen.

Also it's Impact and she's been around for over 10 years and still is bad in ring. We all know what she's there for and I ain't complaining.

[supremebve]

Just now, rzombie1988 said:

She poses nude...

That is kind of my point, if you are going to wear clothes you should wear something that fits your body in a way that makes your body and your clothes look their best.  Being nude is sexy, wearing revealing clothes is sexy, wearing clothes that make you look like you are the worst dressed prostitute on Hookers at the Point is not sexy.  I'm not calling her a prostitute.  I'm saying judging her fashion sense by the standards of the low-priced prostitutes on Hookers at the Point, she'd be poorly dressed if she was a prostitute.

[Marty Sugar]

Fuck I hate when this board discusses women and how they look and dress.

[Cristobal]

They'd be entertaining we framistan-ed "prostitute" into "special little angel".

Edit: Well, marginally less stupid anyway.

[Pete]

[OSJ]

1 hour ago, Marty Sugar said:

Fuck I hate when this board discusses women and how they look and dress.

Marty: We've both been here long enough to know what's always going to happen in the GIF thread. Let's just face it, we are amused by sick little monkeys jacking it to female wrestlers that wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.

[OSJ]

42 minutes ago, Cristobal said:

They'd be entertaining we framistan-ed "prostitute" into "special little angel".

Edit: Well, marginally less stupid anyway.

"Woman who pukes in your mouth" > "special little angel".

 

Just sayin'

[PetrolCB]

2 hours ago, OSJ said:

"Woman who pukes in your mouth" > "special little angel".

 

Just sayin'

[Technico Support]

Don't judge

[Pete]

[supremebve]

7 minutes ago, Pete said:

I'm not ashamed to admit that I always loved Disco Inferno.  He is by far my favorite comedy worker, remember when he tried to make the Figure Four his finisher, but he could never remember how to do it so he drew a diagram.  He'd get his opponent in the position to put it on, then pull out the diagram to try to figure out how to do it.  

[The Z]

"Look at that speed by Shelly Martinez" Josh Matthews said.

Poor guy must have been driven completely insane by this company.

[The Iron Yuppie]

6 hours ago, Pete said:

MLW was such an odd promotion for its brief life; this card is a great example. The two rings that facilitated this spot were there for one of the (if not THE) last War Games before WWE bought the rights from Dusty. Bill Alfonso "wrestled" in it for some reason. 

This same show had Mike Awesome vs. Samoa Joe: two of my all-time favorites in a surprisingly bleh match. 

[george young]

Everyone always seemed to have a off night in MLW. Except Sonjay Dutt.

[Sublime]

That Sonjay spot is easily my fondest and clearest memory of MLW.

I remember being hyped for Joe/Awesome and the War Games match and being so let down.

[Infinit]

Is Joe Seanoa Joe's real name? Vividly remember him being billed that for the Awesome match.

[Spritenaut 32]

19 minutes ago, Infinit said:

Is Joe Seanoa Joe's real name? Vividly remember him being billed that for the Awesome match.

More or less.  His given name is Nuufolau Joel Seanoa.

[EricG]

13 hours ago, The Iron Yuppie said:

MLW was such an odd promotion for its brief life; this card is a great example. The two rings that facilitated this spot were there for one of the (if not THE) last War Games before WWE bought the rights from Dusty. Bill Alfonso "wrestled" in it for some reason. 

This same show had Mike Awesome vs. Samoa Joe: two of my all-time favorites in a surprisingly bleh match. 

They had Lawler lined up on the same team as Funk, but WWE pulled him a week before the event. 

What a weird promotion, and almost nothing of note that really holds up today considering the amount of talent they used. 

[Pete]

We caught their NYC show in 2002... had a ton of talent and some super-fun matches like Shocker/Parka, Sabu/Kea and the FEC/SAT trios, but they were just criminally disorganized.

[The Iron Yuppie]

The bastard love-child of early Ring of Honor and late ECW grows up to become a lazy college kid. That's MLW.