Casey Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Isn't Tommy Lee Jones super rich why is he doing this. got bored? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 20 hours ago, Niners Fan in CT said: Isn't Jessica Alba super rich why is she doing this. got bored? Yeah, she's a billionaire or close to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 According to Google, her net worth is estimated at $197 million. Which is really really rich, but not particularly close to a billion. She owns a slice of a billion dollar company, not the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Addendum: other sources peg her net worth at $350 million. Now if The Honest Company does go through with an IPO, and it hits big, she could end up in the billionaire class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 On June 25, 2016 at 3:32 AM, Casey said: Isn't Tommy Lee Jones super rich why is he doing this. got bored? At his age it's either feeding ducks or showing up on movie sets to let one of the actors know that he hates them and won't sanction their buffoonery. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 1 hour ago, (BP) said: At his age it's either feeding ducks or showing up on movie sets to let one of the actors know that he hates them and won't sanction their buffoonery. I love that Jim Carrey story for its absurdity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted June 27, 2016 Author Share Posted June 27, 2016 Remember all that mystery that surrounded the teaser? Yeah that's all gone now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dolfan in NYC Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 To be fair, 5 wild pitches in an inning would be an improvement for the majority of the Atlanta Braves pitching staff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted June 28, 2016 Author Share Posted June 28, 2016 We have a new contender for worst throwing motion in a baseball movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 20 hours ago, RIPPA said: Remember all that mystery that surrounded the teaser? Yeah that's all gone now Yeah, there is no way I am pushing the play button on that YouTube link. I am staying nice and ignorant until this movie drops. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 On 6/26/2016 at 0:58 AM, Brian Fowler said: According to Google, her net worth is estimated at $197 million. Which is really really rich, but not particularly close to a billion. She owns a slice of a billion dollar company, not the whole thing. I am just thrilled that she had the common sense to do something wise with her money or she was at least bright enough to have a really good and trustworthy financial advisor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 So Morgan is an Ex Machina/Lucy mash-up? That location is way too recognizable as the Ex Machina house/location. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Just as I say that I am avoiding all Morgan shit, here comes Zeidler with timely analysis not wrapped in spoiler tags. Thanks for that, Mike. I guess we can all chime in with open nerd trailer analysis now that everything is fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 After Zeidler fucked up J.T.'s ability to enjoy this I was so excited to see the opening of the trailer and was thinking Spoiler this was, in fact, a stealth sequel to Ex machina, which would be fucking rad. But then, yeah, it's just a bigger glossier ripoff minus all the mind games and moral ambiguity and with telekinesis shit tacked on, which is lame. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Spoiler Hey, at least we don't have to go see it (at least in the theater) now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said: Reveal hidden contents Hey, at least we don't have to go see it (at least in the theater) now. Spoiler I know. It's just a glossy version of the average Albert Pyun cyborg movie. Wait what am I saying, there is nothing average about an ALbert Pyun cyborg movie! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 I appreciate the spoiler tags but the damage is done, bros. Openly discuss the trailer because I will watch it a couple times when I get home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Hey, we still have a really fucking good cast to look forward to at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 So a Tetris movie is being made by Larry Kasanoff (who produced the Mortal Kombat movies and somehow, also, True Lies). He recently announced that the project was "too big" for one movie and is splitting it into a trilogy. https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jun/28/tetris-films-trilogy I'd like to point out that Mr. Kasanoff is writing a movie about falling/stacking/disappearing blocks and that this is absolutely not a front for laundering money for organized crime. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 I dunno, if you play it straight like Yu-Gi-Oh! and that the fate of the world relies on Head-to-Heat Tetris Games dating back to ancient times, it could work, I guess. Can that make me a Hollywood Exec? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 7 minutes ago, Dolfan in NYC said: So a Tetris movie is being made by Larry Kasanoff (who produced the Mortal Kombat movies and somehow, also, True Lies). He recently announced that the project was "too big" for one movie and is splitting it into a trilogy. https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jun/28/tetris-films-trilogy I'd like to point out that Mr. Kasanoff is writing a movie about falling/stacking/disappearing blocks and that this is absolutely not a front for laundering money for organized crime. Hollywood is a diseaed Redwood forrest with trees that must be cut down to save the rest. Cut those trees. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted June 29, 2016 Author Share Posted June 29, 2016 I was going to joke that the trailer should just be that fucking Justin Timberlake song but it turns out that that is basically what they did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 22 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said: So a Tetris movie is being made by Larry Kasanoff (who produced the Mortal Kombat movies and somehow, also, True Lies). He recently announced that the project was "too big" for one movie and is splitting it into a trilogy. https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jun/28/tetris-films-trilogy I'd like to point out that Mr. Kasanoff is writing a movie about falling/stacking/disappearing blocks and that this is absolutely not a front for laundering money for organized crime. No one does trilogies anymore. The final film will be divided up into Welltris Part One and Welltris Part Two. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 If there was a God this would be a trilogy of movies about someone trying to get paid to make a Tetris movie. And it would be written/directed by Armando Iannucci. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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