2013: UPCOMING MOVIES/CASTING/RUMORS/ETC

[piranesi]

Mark Henry: "I'm TIRED of all these MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES AND PEOPLE on this MOTHERFUCKING PLANE"

 

Exit snakes and people.

[Fat Spanish Waiter]

General Francis X Hummel steals VX Nerve Gas for a secured military facility and takes Alcatraz and some tourists hostage. Womack ("now why am I not surprised you piece of shit") calls Mark Henry. Henry calls Hummel, who disables the VX gas, kills all the other traitors, frees the hostages and stands trial for treason.

[Brian Fowler]

127 Seconds. Mark Henry gets stuck. The earth gets an extreme makeover.

[Fat Spanish Waiter]

Goddamn it give me my fucking likes back that was tremendous.

[piranesi]

Mark Henry reveals the true meaning of Christmas:

 

 

 

It's pain.

[Brian Fowler]

Mark Henry and the Philosopher's Stone. Voldemort is killed by Henry, saving you from buying tickets to 7 sequels. You're welcome IF your air account is in good standing.

[Eivion]

The last 4 pages have been tremendous. I thank you all.

[BrianS81177]

JURASSIC MARK

 

A billionaire builds a theme park on a tropical island. The attraction: cloned Mark Henrys. They get out. Everybody dies.

[Fat Spanish Waiter]

Where is that head exploding gif? This thread is incredible.

Regarding Henry 2 - Mark Henry is a lawyer who gets shot. The rest of the film follows Henry on a Charles Bronson style vigilante hunt.

It lasts 11 minutes

[BrianS81177]

 

JURASSIC MARK

A billionaire builds a theme park on a tropical island. The attraction: cloned Mark Henrys. They get out. Everybody dies.

Even Jeff Goldblum??

 

 

ESPECIALLY Jeff Goldblum

[Brian Fowler]

Where is that head exploding gif? This thread is incredible.

Regarding Henry 2 - Mark Henry is a lawyer who gets shot. The rest of the film follows Henry on a Charles Bronson style vigilante hunt.

It lasts 11 minutes

With no exaggeration, this is your finest post.

[Craig H]

I saw Anchorman 2 and it was fucking ridiculous and awesome. It made me think about what was good about the first Anchorman and I thought of something that would have made it better:

 

Brick: "Yeah, I made someone pay their air bill."

 

Ron: "I saw that. Brick killed a man. Did you use Mark Henry for that?"

 

Brick: "Yeah. There were horses, and a man on fire, and I used Mark Henry to kill a man."

 

Ron: "Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder."

 

Seriously though, Anchorman 2 is soooooooo good.

[odessasteps]

M*A*R*K*

Mark Henry as a satirical surgeon during the Korean War.

Mark Heny + Spearchucker Jones in the football game win 2 vs 11.

[ultimoDANK]

M*A*R*K*

Mark Henry as a satirical surgeon during the Korean War.

Mark Heny + Spearchucker Jones in the football game win 2 vs 11.

You just ruined it.

[Skeeball Wizard]

Deep Blue Sea remake, starring Mark Henry. Sharks attack, Henry paints the sea red with them. "You think livin underwater means you ain't gotta pay yo air bill?! Oh Hell nahh!!"

[Burgundy LaRue]

Judge Mark Henry: Feel the DREDD!

 

Ma-Ma shuts down her drug operation and turns herself in without a single bullet being fired.

[RIPPA]

[RIPPA]

And just to prove that Hollywood hates us all

 

[jaedmc]

Only Stephen Chow can make me get over terrible CGI.

 

Also that Adam Sandler movie looks better than probably all of his last five-ten movies combined. Doesn't mean much, I know.

[Brian Fowler]

Friends don't let friends watch Adam Sandler movies.

[RIPPA]

 

I would feel better about this if McG wasn't directing it

[Antacular]

You gotta be a pretty terrible parent to bring your children to Africa.

[piranesi]

 

 

I would feel better about this if McG wasn't directing it

 

 

actually keeping him bound to Kevin Costner seems like a good containment strategy for both of them.

[Elsalvajeloco]

You gotta be a pretty terrible parent to bring your children to Africa.

 

???

[piranesi]

 

You gotta be a pretty terrible parent to bring your children to Africa.

 

???

 

 

 

The waterslides there are pretty half-assed.