piranesi Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Mark Henry: "I'm TIRED of all these MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES AND PEOPLE on this MOTHERFUCKING PLANE" Exit snakes and people. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 General Francis X Hummel steals VX Nerve Gas for a secured military facility and takes Alcatraz and some tourists hostage. Womack ("now why am I not surprised you piece of shit") calls Mark Henry. Henry calls Hummel, who disables the VX gas, kills all the other traitors, frees the hostages and stands trial for treason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 127 Seconds. Mark Henry gets stuck. The earth gets an extreme makeover. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Goddamn it give me my fucking likes back that was tremendous. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Mark Henry reveals the true meaning of Christmas: It's pain. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Mark Henry and the Philosopher's Stone. Voldemort is killed by Henry, saving you from buying tickets to 7 sequels. You're welcome IF your air account is in good standing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eivion Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 The last 4 pages have been tremendous. I thank you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 JURASSIC MARK A billionaire builds a theme park on a tropical island. The attraction: cloned Mark Henrys. They get out. Everybody dies. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Where is that head exploding gif? This thread is incredible. Regarding Henry 2 - Mark Henry is a lawyer who gets shot. The rest of the film follows Henry on a Charles Bronson style vigilante hunt. It lasts 11 minutes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 JURASSIC MARK A billionaire builds a theme park on a tropical island. The attraction: cloned Mark Henrys. They get out. Everybody dies. Even Jeff Goldblum?? ESPECIALLY Jeff Goldblum 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Where is that head exploding gif? This thread is incredible. Regarding Henry 2 - Mark Henry is a lawyer who gets shot. The rest of the film follows Henry on a Charles Bronson style vigilante hunt. It lasts 11 minutes With no exaggeration, this is your finest post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 I saw Anchorman 2 and it was fucking ridiculous and awesome. It made me think about what was good about the first Anchorman and I thought of something that would have made it better: Brick: "Yeah, I made someone pay their air bill." Ron: "I saw that. Brick killed a man. Did you use Mark Henry for that?" Brick: "Yeah. There were horses, and a man on fire, and I used Mark Henry to kill a man." Ron: "Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder." Seriously though, Anchorman 2 is soooooooo good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 M*A*R*K* Mark Henry as a satirical surgeon during the Korean War. Mark Heny + Spearchucker Jones in the football game win 2 vs 11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimoDANK Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 M*A*R*K* Mark Henry as a satirical surgeon during the Korean War. Mark Heny + Spearchucker Jones in the football game win 2 vs 11. You just ruined it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeeball Wizard Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Deep Blue Sea remake, starring Mark Henry. Sharks attack, Henry paints the sea red with them. "You think livin underwater means you ain't gotta pay yo air bill?! Oh Hell nahh!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Judge Mark Henry: Feel the DREDD! Ma-Ma shuts down her drug operation and turns herself in without a single bullet being fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 And just to prove that Hollywood hates us all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Only Stephen Chow can make me get over terrible CGI. Also that Adam Sandler movie looks better than probably all of his last five-ten movies combined. Doesn't mean much, I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Friends don't let friends watch Adam Sandler movies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 I would feel better about this if McG wasn't directing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 You gotta be a pretty terrible parent to bring your children to Africa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 I would feel better about this if McG wasn't directing it actually keeping him bound to Kevin Costner seems like a good containment strategy for both of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 You gotta be a pretty terrible parent to bring your children to Africa. ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 You gotta be a pretty terrible parent to bring your children to Africa. ??? The waterslides there are pretty half-assed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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