Pete Posted September 30, 2015 Author Share Posted September 30, 2015 Had 'em all the way... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 "What's your name?" "Wolfsbu..." "It doesn't Mata what your name is!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabremike Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Philly fires noted carny slimebag Nick Sackofshit. He almost made me feel sorry for their fans. Almost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirFozzie Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Newcastle score the first, and looked to be taking a 1-0 lead in to halftime. Then Sergio Aguero happened Aguero 42' 1-1 Aguero 49' 2-1 Manchester City Aguero 50' 3-1 (De Bruyne 53) 4-1 Aguero 59' 5-1 Aguero 60' 6-1 So, five goals in 18 minutes. Impressive. Not quite a full Lewandowski, but I think a .9 Lewandowski. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 I really am enjoying Chelsea so far this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 @DavidEFraser: Chelsea fans are realising this is their worst season since the club was formed in 2003 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirFozzie Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 USA beating up Cuba in Olympic Qualifying, 5-0. US qualifies for the semifinal with a win. Canada will likely need a draw against Cuba in the final stage to get in the semifinal as well. The final two teams qualify, and third place playoff winner goes into a qualifier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzy Dunlop Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Abramovich was in the stands looking fed up. Sky Sports dude asks Mourinho an innocuous question, he rambles on for 7 fucking minutes with Sky Sports dude holding the mic up for him the entire time thinking 'Jesus fuck, hurry up, my arm's killing me here' but basic gist of the Triple-H-opening-Raw-circa-2003 monologue was basically 'I'm a cunt.' On Match of the Day, he repeats the same point about the refs being afraid to give Chelsea decisions and MOTD dude goes 'k but what about the two penalties Southampton should have got?' and Mourinho's all 'yeah, I'm not answering that' and walks off. Meanwhile, another guy's sitting at home watching the whole thing and is all: All in all, if you dislike Chelsea (and you should), it was quite a good day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabremike Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Arsenal opens up a can of whoop ass. 3-0 20 minutes into the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Yeah, our back 4 suuuuuuuuuuuuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Can someone tell me why van Gaal didn't bother to get at least one good defender? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeCristyV.1.6 Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Bundesliga...the B stands for BORING! So Bayern just demolishes everyone this year... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Schalke lost to Köln! At home! 0-3! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Manchester United, you had exactly one goddamn job all season. One job! Meanwhile Swansea 2-2 Tottenham. I can take Spurs managing a draw on the road against the best team in the Premier League. Andros Townsend is one of those players that you always have to defend him existing to fans of other teams that make fun of your team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zheroen Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Manchester United, you had exactly one goddamn job all season. One job! Meanwhile Swansea 2-2 Tottenham. I can take Spurs managing a draw on the road against the best team in the Premier League. Andros Townsend is one of those players that you always have to defend him existing to fans of other teams that make fun of your team. Chin up, at least Kane found himself back on the score sheet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 I'm happy any time we don't score an own goal. This is a shockingly rare event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 I have a hard time seeing Klopp at Chelsea. It would sting should it happen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Klopp wouldn't fit Chelsea at all, I think. A sympathetic club like Liverpool? Definitely. Soulless Chelsea? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Breaking news, Liverpool sack Brendan Rodgers. Earlier in the day, Dick Advocaat quit as Sunderland manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Rodgers is out. Time for Klopp, I hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Oh, wow. I think it's the right move, I'm just surprised because he was so assured of himself (shocking! I know!) after the match. A real mixed bag here, as I felt he started to right things in his first season, getting LFC to play good football even if it didn't come off all the time. Second season was my favourite season as a LFC supporter (yeah, I've only been on the train since the '05-'06 season, so '08-'09 is the only real competition) and had the team playing some of the prettiest football you'll see in England. Then last season happened. I would have put everything I owned on him getting the boot after Stoke 6 - 1 Liverpool. In hindsight, it would've been the right move as we pissed away another summer and are in a deep hole to begin the campaign. Gerrard wrote that he's an excellent man manager but not a great tactician, basically the mirror opposite of Benitez. From the outside looking in, he's always seemed a competent tactical coach because he's so flexible (perhaps too much so) and he tried to reinvent himself strategically roughly 4 or 5 times during his stay. Some of the man management stuff wasn't too great (again, looking on from the outside). But, the only thing that really matters are results and they've been piss poor since the United match last spring. More than one journalist has said that little motorcycle riding piece of shit Ian Ayre has been pushing against the idea of Jürgen Klopp, Liverpool manager. He'd fit us like a glove (Klopp, not shitbum Ayre)! I hope they look at the transfer committee too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzy Dunlop Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Yeah, I think one of the problems (amongst quite a few) Rodgers had was that a lot of Liverpool fans are sitting back thinking well, shit, Klopp and Ancelotti are out there twiddling their thumbs waiting to walk into a big job like that and would both be better than what they have already. Shit, almost certainly, I'd take Ancelotti over Van Gaal at United. Speaking of, were United playing today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 I guess we won the derby after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiji Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 https://vine.co/v/e2OFtXVuh2V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 https://vine.co/v/e2OFtXVuh2V Best thing all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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